Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

Czarcasm

I feel stupid even typing this, but -

"The Ice Bucket Challenge"


I'm even watching the six-one news and Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods throwing water over each other makes news?

Then "nominating" Wayne Rooney and some other clowns.



I can't wait for the sledgehammer in the face "challenge".

jimgoose

Czarcasm wrote: »

I feel stupid even typing this, but -

"The Ice Bucket Challenge"


I'm even watching the six-one news and Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods throwing water over each other makes news?

Then "nominating" Wayne Rooney and some other clowns.



I can't wait for the sledgehammer in the face "challenge".

I'm personally a fan of the Spinning Roundhouse.

Pumpkinseeds

Czarcasm wrote: »

I feel stupid even typing this, but -

"The Ice Bucket Challenge"


I'm even watching the six-one news and Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods throwing water over each other makes news?

Then "nominating" Wayne Rooney and some other clowns.



I can't wait for the sledgehammer in the face "challenge".

I get really annoyed by the Ice Bucket Challenge. It's just another excuse for people to post themselves making an ass of themselves. There are people dying as a result of drought and lack of safe clean drinking water and then you have w*nkers pouring water over themselves. Lazy fundraising.:mad:

smash

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I get really annoyed by the Ice Bucket Challenge.

It's a shame that the #PussyLipsChallenge didn't take off.

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

It's a shame that the #PussyLipsChallenge didn't take off.

I was just waiting for you to post that. :rolleyes:

I don't like camel toe, make it stop.

smash

Fat Christy wrote: »

I was just waiting for you to post that. :rolleyes:

I don't like camel toe, make it stop.

Shít, I've become predictable

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

Shít, I've become predictable

You should spend less time talking about fanny.

smash

Fat Christy wrote: »

You should spend less time talking about fanny.

I can't promise anything...

Czarcasm

Fat Christy wrote: »

I was just waiting for you to post that. :rolleyes:

I don't like camel toe, make it stop.

You mean there's a camel t... "challenge"?

Ugh, thank fcuk I'm not on Facebook. What next, "the afro challenge"?


*shudders*

jimgoose

Fat Christy wrote: »

You should spend less time talking about fanny.

Bit "lippy", are we??

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

I can't promise anything...

Why is everyone talking about fannies and gees?

One of my best friends was home from England at the weekend. \o/ It was so good to see her. The first thing she said to me was 'Did you wash your gee before you came out?'.

And when I was in work today, I was turning off the phones and one of the girls was telling me how and I said 'Shup, I know what to do, you're confusing me'.
Her response 'Ah, tell that to my fanny'. :eek:

Fat Christy

Czarcasm wrote: »

You mean there's a camel t... "challenge"?

Ugh, thank fcuk I'm not on Facebook. What next, "the afro challenge"?


*shudders*

If there was an afro challenge for down there, I'd definitely win.

Czarcasm

Fat Christy wrote: »

If there was an afro challenge for down there, I'd definitely win.

I was thinking alright instead of going as Ozzy Osbourne to the AH beers, you could just bend over backwards and go as a young Michael Jackson instead! :eek:




/going to club Hell for that one :pac:

Fat Christy

Czarcasm wrote: »

I was thinking alright instead of going as Ozzy Osbourne to the AH beers, you could just bend over backwards and go as a young Michael Jackson instead! :eek:




/going to club Hell for that one :pac:

It's not in Club Hell and thank God for that! If it was, I wouldn't be going. That place is shíthole, full of horny middle aged men. You'd fit in well Czar.

smash

Well now... If your friend has to ask if you washed your gee you may want to stop by the shop for some vagasil or something

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

Well now... If your friend has to ask if you washed your gee you may want to stop by the shop for some vagasil or something

Personally, I prefer Femfresh.

Pumpkinseeds

Staying on the theme of feminine hygiene, the amount of sanitary products aimed at women annoys me. They want us to be wearing some sort of sanitary towel every day of our lives. First it's the tampons/pads, then on to the panty liners for non period days and finally there's the incontinence pads for leaks

Fecks sake, nobody needs a liner for their knickers on non period days.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Staying on the theme of feminine hygiene, the amount of sanitary products aimed at women annoys me. They want us to be wearing some sort of sanitary towel every day of our lives. First it's the tampons/pads, then on to the panty liners for non period days and finally there's the incontinence pads for leaks

Fecks sake, nobody needs a liner for their knickers on non period days.

Oh give it a few years and you'll change your tune. So I'm reliability informed!

smash

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Staying on the theme of feminine hygiene, the amount of sanitary products aimed at women annoys me. They want us to be wearing some sort of sanitary towel every day of our lives. First it's the tampons/pads, then on to the panty liners for non period days and finally there's the incontinence pads for leaks

Fecks sake, nobody needs a liner for their knickers on non period days.

TV ads really make women seem like gross creatures... Periods, incontinance, bloating, the squirts etc etc

Fat Christy

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Staying on the theme of feminine hygiene, the amount of sanitary products aimed at women annoys me. They want us to be wearing some sort of sanitary towel every day of our lives. First it's the tampons/pads, then on to the panty liners for non period days and finally there's the incontinence pads for leaks

Fecks sake, nobody needs a liner for their knickers on non period days.

Yeah I don't wear pantyliners ever. I need really thick pads when I'm on the blob....the amount of blood I lose is unfcuking real. If I used tampons, I'd have to change them every hour. :rolleyes: :mad:
I was anaemic for years when I was younger but I'm grand now. I blame my mams bad cooking coupled with the crazy amount of blood I lose.

Also, womens razors and shíte and complete rip off. :mad: I always use mens. And there's a whole load of other non essential shíte aimed at women. G'way yiz bunch of money grabbing bástards.

Pumpkinseeds

Kamila Quiet Theatre wrote: »

Oh give it a few years and you'll change your tune. So I'm reliability informed!

I hope not. I started HRT a few months ago, a bit of a surprise since I'm only 41:eek:, I don't have kids so bladder control shouldn't be an issue for me, fingers crossed.

Im almost 46, no leaky bits here, thank you very much!!!

LizzieJones

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I hope not. I started HRT a few months ago, a bit of a surprise since I'm only 41:eek:, I don't have kids so bladder control shouldn't be an issue for me, fingers crossed.

Menopause is coming.

You'll change your tune. Heeheehee.

Ted_YNWA

Czarcasm wrote: »

I feel stupid even typing this, but -

"The Ice Bucket Challenge"


I'm even watching the six-one news and Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods throwing water over each other makes news?

Then "nominating" Wayne Rooney and some other clowns.



I can't wait for the sledgehammer in the face "challenge".

The only chance you'll get me in one of these challenges is if I am the one holding & swinging the sledgehammer.

Form an orderly queue anyone who wants to take part in this challenge.

boobar

Some things my Mrs does...

Offers people my camera (it's a fairly complex one)...then I have to tell them no they can't borrow it. She'll also do this with laptop/tablet/stereo etc etc

She'll arrange nights out with random acquaintances and then I waste time making smalltalk with randomers.

If I'm off for the day with our 6 year old, next thing I'll hear on the phone "sure himself is off, drop your kid down to him, he won't mind a bit"

LynnGrace

Vel wrote: »

My mother relayed a story to me yesterday. She was chatting to a relative, who like my mum minds her grandchild while the parents work. He is nearly 5 and will be starting school next month but up until now the lady and her husbnad have minded him 4 - 5 days per week. They have always been madly overly protective of him and really, really fussy and ott and stifling when it comes to minding him but she revealed a classic to my mum yesterday.

Apparently he only poos every second day and on that day they stay on lockdown in the house and refuse to bring him anywhere as it is too much hassle if he needs to go when they are out and they worry he might have an accident. I just can't get my head around such levels of ridiculous fussiness that results in them straying no further than their garden every second day in case a nearly 5 year old who has been toilet trained since he was 3 needs a dump

Poor child, and they will probably expect the teacher to dance attendance on him 'every second day' :pac:

HurtLocker

boobar wrote: »

Some things my Mrs does...

Offers people my camera (it's a fairly complex one)...then I have to tell them no they can't borrow it. She'll also do this with laptop/tablet/stereo etc etc

She'll arrange nights out with random acquaintances and then I waste time making smalltalk with randomers.

If I'm off for the day with our 6 year old, next thing I'll hear on the phone "sure himself is off, dop your kid down to him, he won't mind a bit"

I can feel your annoyance from here!

sunnysoutheast

Mayonnaise etc. in those new "E-Z-Kleen" caps and the like.

Impossible to control the amount that comes out (either half a pint or a farting stringy explosion - I actually blew the ham off some bread once) and leaves half of the product unretrieveable, with the result that you end up cutting a plastic bottle with a knife to use the oh-so-20th-century "cutlery" method.

Czarcasm

sunnysoutheast wrote: »

Mayonnaise etc. in those new "E-Z-Kleen" caps and the like.

Impossible to control the amount that comes out (either half a pint or a farting stringy explosion - I actually blew the ham off some bread once) and leaves half of the product unretrieveable, with the result that you end up cutting a plastic bottle with a knife to use the oh-so-20th-century "cutlery" method.

Trivial annoyance? My ribs are sore from laughing after reading that!

A good few minutes wheezing and gasping for breath, all good again :pac:

major bill

Cars taking corners early making you move over another bit in your own lane...impatient bastards

MonkieSocks

Creationist :mad:.................I just don't Adam & Eve those them

Fat Christy

MonkieSocks wrote: »

Creationist :mad:.................I just don't Adam & Eve those them

The fudge?

Ted_YNWA

Fat Christy wrote: »

The fudge?

-Is he implying that Creationists should not be using cockney rhyming slang?

Calling women females.

"I was walking past a female" A female what? Goat? Cat?

Nobody says they walked past a male. They always say "I walked past a man/boy/guy"

What is the problem with saying "I walked past past a woman"?

Fat Christy

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

-Is he implying that Creationists should not be using cockney rhyming slang?

Not a clue. :pac:

smash

Candie wrote: »

Calling women females.

....

What is the problem with saying "I walked past past a woman"?

You're all 'chicks' in my eyes.

smash

smash wrote: »

You're all 'chicks' in my eyes.

Female ones, I presume

Ted_YNWA

Candie wrote: »

Calling women females.

"I was walking past a female" A female what? Goat? Cat?

Nobody says they walked past a male. They always say "I walked past a man/boy/guy"

What is the problem with saying "I walked past past a woman"?

When you use the term woman, it implies they are mature,

Girl can be seen as patronising by some of the fairer sex.


People who ring me at work about things I do not look after. I told you last week that is nothing to do with me, why the fck do you keep askin me.

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

When you use the term woman, it implies they are mature,

Girl can be seen as patronising by some of the fairer sex.


People who ring me at work about things I do not look after. I told you last week that is nothing to do with me, why the fck do you keep askin me.

Woman applies to anyone over the age of 21, below that is a girl. As a rough guideline. Or you can go the whole 'young woman' route if the line is blurry. At least it's a human term.

I hate being referred to as 'A female'. A female what?

smash

Candi, or you a woman or a lady?

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

You're all 'chicks' in my eyes.

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-johnny-bravo-hobbies-chicks-girls-dont-forget-babes-tv-scene-pics.jpg

Ted_YNWA

Candie wrote: »

Woman applies to anyone over the age of 21, below that is a girl. As a rough guideline. Or you can go the whole 'young woman' route if the line is blurry. At least it's a human term.

I hate being referred to as 'A female'. A female what?

So she's a roide is out then?

Some of these annoyance are some I have never really thought about.

Now they are slowly invading my mind making me more self conscious of am I annoying someone.

**Shakes fists at AHers***

smash

Fat Christy wrote: »

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-johnny-bravo-hobbies-chicks-girls-dont-forget-babes-tv-scene-pics.jpg

Thanks doll :pac:

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

Thanks doll :pac:

No problem hun. xoxoxoxox

smash

smash wrote: »

Candi, or you a woman or a lady?

A laydee woman

Ted_YNWA

Candie wrote: »

A laydee woman

Picturing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RWOIVm4MfI

LynnGrace

MsBubbles wrote: »

Rant Warning !!! *sounds claxon* Table plans again. I was so chilled out and relaxed thinking I'm super organised for the wedding. Just spent the morning redoing the table plan cos this one doesn't want to sit with that one. grrrr !

Losing my rag with the lot of them

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Meh, feck them. Do your table plan and show nobody until they arrive at the reception, there's bugger all they can do about it at that point.

Don't be worrying MsB, seriously. Let them sit outside the door, or at home, if they can't have manners and behave like adults for the day. Repeat after me 'Not MY Problem'', useful if anyone is trying to stress you out.

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Picturing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RWOIVm4MfI

How very dare you my good man!

I shave meticulously I'll have you know! :pac:

grundie

People who discover they have strong opinions and who like to express them to you forcefully (sometimes aggressively), but go mental when you dare disagree.

Example. We got a new cat, I posted a picture on facebook with the caption "Our new pussy cat". Got a message from a distant friend of my wife almost immediately accusing me of being a misogynist for using the word pussy.

I replied with a rather blunt "Ah you're talking ****e". Later that day my wife is begging me to remove the caption in order to get this lady off her back as she wouldn't stop complaining about me.

smash

grundie wrote: »

Example. We got a new cat, I posted a picture on facebook with the caption "Our new pussy cat". Got a message from a distant friend of my wife almost immediately accusing me of being a misogynist for using the word pussy.

I replied with a rather blunt "Ah you're talking ****e".

Alternate acceptable replies:

Don't get your knickers in a twist love.

Jesus, is aunt flow over for a few days...

What's wrong? Got some sand in your vagina?