Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014 - Mod Note in OP 28/8

ratracer

gimli2112 wrote: »

I remember Bellamy saying something similar about himself and then he attacked Riise with a golf club.
I liked Bellamy and all but think it takes more than a baby and girlfriend to calm a lunatic down.

It gave rise to the funniest goal celebration for a long time tho.....

Augmerson

Ganymede Glow wrote: »

Just spotted this on twatter

Best I could think of. Sorry I haven't even had a coffee today.

Rojo Rojo Rojo ye scrotes
Ye are pissing in the wind
Merrily Merrily Merrily
You won't even make Europa League

billymitchell

Sappy404 wrote: »

No. Of course if you dared him to run through an actual brick wall...

He would go out and buy a tank and come back and do it

whatawaster

Augmerson wrote: »

Best I could think of. Sorry I haven't even had a coffee today.

Rojo Rojo Rojo ye scrotes
Ye are pissing in the wind
Merrily Merrily Merrily
You won't even make Europa League

Refusing to read past the third Rojo in the opening line. The damage is done.

Gbear

Augmerson wrote: »

Best I could think of. Sorry I haven't even had a coffee today.

Rojo Rojo Rojo ye scrotes
Ye are pissing in the wind
Merrily Merrily Merrily
You won't even make Europa League

Knex*

whatawaster wrote: »

Refusing to read past the third Rojo in the opening line. The damage is done.

His complete disregard for rhythm and rhyme hurt my soul.

whatawaster

Knex. wrote: »

His complete disregard for rhythm and rhyme hurt my soul.

It's the David Luiz approach to poetry. Just do whatever the hell you want.

Milkers

Augmerson wrote: »

Best I could think of. Sorry I haven't even had a coffee today.

Rojo Rojo Rojo ye scrotes
Ye are pissing in the wind
Merrily Merrily Merrily
You won't even make Europa League

You're missing a merrily. And any slight bit of talent for that kind of thing.

whatawaster

The more I read it the better it gets. Really captures the disarray at Old Trafford.

BMMachine

why are we talking about a £16m signing for man utd? like, who cares?

Knex*

Augmerson wrote: »

Best I could think of. Sorry I haven't even had a coffee today.

Rojo Rojo ye scrotes
Ye are pissing in the wind
Merrily Merrily Merrily
He's a poor man's Daley Blind

Somewhat improved that for ya. Perhaps.

martyos121

I think I can do one better:
Rojo Rojo boat
While I load up the stream
Cleverley Cleverley Cleverley Cleverley
They're already down 0-3

Augmerson

I should have paid attention in school.

Old school that is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4

Utopia Parkway

BMMachine wrote: »

why are we talking about a £16m signing for man utd? like, who cares?

Exactly.

Don't want us to turn into them where we sing about them as much as we sing about our own team. Liverpool songs only.

taidghbaby

Brendaõ wrote: »

Apparently Reus has turned down a move to Man Utd.

http://www.football365.com/la-liga/9431190/Transfer-news-Marco-Reus-said-to-have-turned-down-move-to-Manchester-United

Because he is waiting for Ayre to ride over with a contract from us obvs.

I always thought he was holding out for Barca! With their ban upheld I wonder would he be interested in a move elsewhere now!


Though having said that any of the reliable sources (Pearce & Barrett) that I have heard said we have no intention in signing him!

sabat

Augmerson wrote: »

Anfield Rap

Interesting factoid: Until well into the 90s John Barnes, through this and World in Motion, was the most successful British rapper in terms of records sold.

Iang87

Balotelli and rojo nursery rhymes.

I'll move on until tomorrow

Washington Irving

Some things never change with you lot :rolleyes: #Obsessed





It's a joke!

Augmerson

Iang87 wrote: »

Balotelli and rojo nursery rhymes.

I'll move on until tomorrow

Iang87 was passing
Didn't think our antics were classy
So off he went
To soak his head
In a bucket of week old rockshandy

Sappy404

Augmerson wrote: »

Iang87 was passing
Didn't think our antics were classy
So off he went
To soak his head
In a bucket of week old rockshandy

Augmerson

The wonders of Cawfee injection. Plenty more where that came from lads.



Is Agger off to Barca so?

OwaynOTT

Crap rhymes the new panda craze?

Sir Gallagher

Augmerson, you're prose is frankly abysmal.

On a seperate and completely off topic note. The new Nicky Minaj video is quite the watch. Not safe for work or your trousers. Time to get the butter out of the fridge boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

dogbert27

Looks like




around here

Dickerty

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Not safe for work or your trousers. Time to get the butter out of the fridge boys.

I haven't even watched it, and I am in hysterics!
What a line... :D

Dickerty

Incidently, talk that Ayre was on a plane to Amsterdam yesterday, and today that he was meeting Mino Raiola for Balotelli.
But who else does Mino represent?



Sergio Romero

DrumSteve

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Augmerson, you're prose is frankly abysmal.

On a seperate and completely off topic note. The new Nicky Minaj video is quite the watch. Not safe for work or your trousers. Time to get the butter out of the fridge boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

Chip Whitley

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Nicki Minaj video

ricero

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Augmerson, you're prose is frankly abysmal.

On a seperate and completely off topic note. The new Nicky Minaj video is quite the watch. Not safe for work or your trousers. Time to get the butter out of the fridge boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

This porn has a funky soundtrack

Dickerty

The sad thing is, much like Michael Owen, Nicky Minaj started out pretty great (her first album is quality), but then succumed to the almight dolla...

Vicxas

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Augmerson, you're prose is frankly abysmal.

On a seperate and completely off topic note. The new Nicky Minaj video is quite the watch. Not safe for work or your trousers. Time to get the butter out of the fridge boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

I opened that in work, now I want to go home.

Underpaid Mike

Dickerty wrote: »

Incidently, talk that Ayre was on a plane to Amsterdam yesterday, and today that he was meeting Mino Raiola for Balotelli.
But who else does Mino represent?



Sergio Romero

And also!!!!



Dare to Zlatan!

Dickerty

@BreakfastPercy has a great tweet (that I can't link) on signing Balotelli -

Zaf "Is that a firework in your pocket or are you just - OH F**K IT'S A FIREWORK, EVERYBODY GET..."

Underpaid Mike

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Augmerson, you're prose is frankly abysmal.

On a seperate and completely off topic note. The new Nicky Minaj video is quite the watch. Not safe for work or your trousers. Time to get the butter out of the fridge boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

One of the least attractive women on the planet. Im putting her in a bracket with Madonna and that dullard from the ray darcy show that he married!
No thanks

Dickerty

Underpaid Mike wrote: »

Dare to Zlatan!

Now THERE is a guy worth £20M a year loan!!

Luckycharms_74

Harry Palmr wrote: »

I must be too old to get that.

It's from the Simpsons mike

Dickerty

Luckycharms_74 wrote: »

It's from the Simpsons mike

His name is HARRY!

Vanolder

Underpaid Mike wrote: »

One of the least attractive women on the planet. Im putting her in a bracket with Madonna and that dullard from the ray darcy show that he married!
No thanks

A bit like this thread of late, she's wrecked.

Washington Irving

Underpaid Mike wrote: »

One of the least attractive women on the planet. Im putting her in a bracket with Madonna and that dullard from the ray darcy show that he married!
No thanks

Yup, don't get the fuss at all. There's no subtlety, just shameless tasteless 'sex sells' money grabbing. She's like a life size Barbie doll that some six year old put make up on, left out in sun too long and melted a bit.

Underpaid Mike

Alberto Moreno on the joy and pain of his move to Anfield

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/alberto-moreno-joy-pain-move-7644548

Really starting to like the cut of his jib without having seen him play for us yet. He definitely talks the talk

SM01

*Resists posting a Die Antwoord or Mykki Blanco video*

Luckycharms_74

Dickerty wrote: »

His name is HARRY!

Potter

rob316

Underpaid Mike wrote: »

Alberto Moreno on the joy and pain of his move to Anfield

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/alberto-moreno-joy-pain-move-7644548

Really starting to like the cut of his jib without having seen him play for us yet. He definitely talks the talk

Not only is he a talented footballer Alberto is a wonderful human being and beautiful young man :pac::pac:

googled eyes

Say what you want about Nicki but i'd rather go for a pleasant meal with her than Miley Cirus

DrumSteve

googled eyes wrote: »

Say what you want about Nicki but i'd rather go for a pleasant meal with her than Miley Cirus

Take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Gbear

Balls.

Just realised that the game's not on till Monday.

Utopia Parkway

Gbear wrote: »

Balls.

Just realised that the game's not on till Monday.

Going by the thread today that is going to be a very long wait.

Sir Gallagher

Nicki Minaj, Madonna, Milley Cyrus etc. i'd get the willy wet in every last one of them and so would every man in this thread given the chance.

I wish them all well.

kop77

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Nicki Minaj, Madonna, Milley Cyrus etc. i'd get the willy wet in every last one of them and so would every man in this thread given the chance.

I wish them all well.

:eek:.... :pac:

Kirby

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Nicki Minaj, Madonna, Milley Cyrus etc. i'd get the willy wet in every last one of them and so would every man in this thread given the chance.

I wish them all well.

Speak for yourself. Minaj is definitely that breed of woman that her personality/voice/name overrides everything else. You couldn't pay me to be in the same room as her. I'd end up "hitting that". And not in the way the yanks do.

And why is her video in here anyway? Football plz.