Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014 - Mod Note in OP 28/8

garra

Oranage2 wrote: »

Apparently friendlies mean nothing

Friendly results, no.

Magically intoxicating, wondrously fluid performances, yes.

mada999

murpho999 wrote: »

Koeman with a "WTF have I signed up to? look on his face.

His brother beside him looked worried too.

they are looking a bit worried there....Sammy couldn't find a clean shirt so wore the tablecloth... love it

Hotfail.com

"The Count" has to be one of the worst nicknames I ever heard.

Kerrigooney

Hotfail.com wrote: »

"The Count" has to be one of the worst nicknames I ever heard.

<<<< 1 ah ah ah 2 ah ah ah 3 ah ah ah

Will I Amnt

garra wrote: »

No. But I can get a bit flowery in language after performances like that.

Ah I was only acting the maggot, nothing wrong with that at all.

billy2012

But Rodgers said: “I saw some stories on Agger, but we haven’t had any enquiries. Daniel is still getting some work done on his knee. He’s been unfortunate since the tour of America, but we haven’t had anything, no offers.”

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/no-offers-daniel-agger-insists-7591857

Keep the poetry up lad.

I'm looking forward to the next edition!

Vinz Mesrine

So I've convinced the gf to go to Liverpool midweek in mid September, is there anywhere to see what nights the group stage games are on?

smileyj1987

Oranage2 wrote: »

Apparently friendlies mean nothing

They don't mean that much . It's kinda like arsenal fans celebrating like mad today . It's abit pointless at the end of the day ðŸ‘

mada999

Skrtel has to start with Lovren until he has a run of poor games and then give Sahko his chance, no reason to just drop Skrtel at the moment.

smileyj1987

smileyj1987 wrote: »

They don't mean that much . It's kinda like arsenal fans celebrating like mad today . It's abit pointless at the end of the day ðŸ‘

The result is completely meaningless in a friendly.

Fitness and no injuries are the name of the game.

GBX

Vinz Mesrine wrote: »

So I've convinced the gf to go to Liverpool midweek in mid September, is there anywhere to see what nights the group stage games are on?

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/match/fixtures

The draw for the CL is on this week afaik so fixtures will only be announced after that.

Yawns

Hotfail.com wrote: »

"The Count" has to be one of the worst nicknames I ever heard.

Worst Team

Worst Fans

Worst Pandas

Worst Nicknames

The list just goes on & on

Calvin

Hernandez has apparently been told he's free to leave United. Decent player, seems to score everytime he plays..worth the shot?

mada999

Hotfail.com wrote: »

"The Count" has to be one of the worst nicknames I ever heard.

what about Johnser?

Talisman

GBX wrote: »

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/match/fixtures

The draw for the CL is on this week afaik so fixtures will only be announced after that.

The draw for the group stage takes place the day after the qualifiers have been completed because it's not possible to fill the pots for the draw without knowing the coefficients of the teams that have qualified. This season the draw will take place on August 28th.

djPSB

Calvin Leong wrote: »

Hernandez has apparently been told he's free to leave United. Decent player, seems to score everytime he plays..worth the shot?

A United player will not be joining Liverpool. End of.

Hotfail.com

mada999 wrote: »

what about Johnser?

Actually I've thought of a worse one.

"Bellers" for Bellamy.

Vinz Mesrine

Talisman wrote: »

The draw for the group stage takes place the day after the qualifiers have been completed because it's not possible to fill the pots for the draw without knowing the coefficients of the teams that have qualified. This season the draw will take place on August 28th.

Lovely, I'll have to keep the fixtures a secret for her and hope for the best.

Hotfail.com

Calvin Leong wrote: »

Hernandez has apparently been told he's free to leave United. Decent player, seems to score everytime he plays..worth the shot?

If he didn't play for United I'd happily take him.

whatawaster

Calvin Leong wrote: »

Hernandez has apparently been told he's free to leave United. Decent player, seems to score everytime he plays..worth the shot?

Scores every 2 and a half times he plays

Hernandez wouldn't suit our style of play at all.

Can you imagine him playing fast interchangeable football like Sturridge and Sterling? No chance

Vinz Mesrine

rarnes1 wrote: »

Hernandez wouldn't suit our style of play at all.

Can you imagine him playing fast interchangeable football like Sturridge and Sterling? No chance

What have you done?????? Alarms going off all over the United thread.

Vinz Mesrine

Vinz Mesrine wrote: »

What have you done?????? Alarms going off all over the United thread.

Someone mentioned Hernandez for us. Just giving my opinion!

Harry Palmr

rarnes1 wrote: »

Hernandez wouldn't suit our style of play at all.

Can you imagine him playing fast interchangeable football like Sturridge and Sterling? No chance

Vinz Mesrine wrote: »

What have you done?????? Alarms going off all over the United thread.

Welbz would be better!






















In the terrible nick names stakes

michael999999

Calvin Leong wrote: »

Hernandez has apparently been told he's free to leave United. Decent player, seems to score everytime he plays..worth the shot?

Could he make the step up to a champs league team?

Vinz Mesrine

rarnes1 wrote: »

Someone mentioned Hernandez for us. Just giving my opinion!

I 100% agree with what you said but I'm sure some United fans think Hernandez is much better than Sturridge and Sterling.

Pique

michael999999 wrote: »

Could he make the step up to a champs league team?

Not like they'd sell to us anyway. He's well liked by fans too (rightly so imo) so could you imagine the meltdown on the forums?

Vinz Mesrine

Vinz Mesrine wrote: »

I 100% agree with what you said but I'm sure some United fans think Hernandez is much better than Sturridge and Sterling.

I doubt it.

Not many better than Sturridge in the league never mind a chap that can't get a game.

Sturridge has really blown me away since he joined as I didn't really rate him at all.

He is a phenomenal finisher and has incredible skill too. Keep him fit and he could hit 25 goals this season

Pique

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Actually I've thought of a worse one.

"Bellers" for Bellamy.

'God 'for Fowler.

I mean, there isn't even any mention of football in the bible.

Pique

Pique wrote: »

'God 'for Fowler.

I mean, there isn't even any mention of football in the bible.

"Jesus went up for the cross"

martyos121

rarnes1 wrote: »

"Jesus went up for the cross"

And he absolutely nails it!

Vinz Mesrine

rarnes1 wrote: »

I doubt it.

Not many better than Sturridge in the league never mind a chap that can't get a game.

Sturridge has really blown me away since he joined as I didn't really rate him at all.

He is a phenomenal finisher and has incredible skill too. Keep him fit and he could hit 25 goals this season

Before I took a holiday from here during the summer I distinctly remember a lot of United fans saying Welbeck was far superior to Sturridge.

cunnifferous

Dijon Lovren looked really good today, I really think he's going to cut the mustard for us.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

cunnifferous wrote: »

Dijon Lovren looked really good today, I really think he's going to cut the mustard for us.

Ah jaysus.....

Vinz Mesrine

Vinz Mesrine wrote: »

Before I took a holiday from here during the summer I distinctly remember a lot of United fans saying Welbeck was far superior to Sturridge.

As a footballer? Quite a few levels away from him tbh.

In fairness he doesn't get a chance where he is and should probably move away like Sturridge did to progress his career.

Hangballlouie

cunnifferous wrote: »

Dijon Lovren looked really good today, I really think he's going to cut the mustard for us.

I'm a fan of these posts, please continue.

Sappy404

Thinking of changing my username to MorenoIsClose. I reckon it will be relevant for longer than most.

Harry Palmr

Sappy404 wrote: »

Thinking of changing my username to MorenoIsClose. I reckon it will be relevant for longer than most.

You'd have to change it on Wednesday/Thursday!

Sappy404

Harry Palmr wrote: »

You'd have to change it on Wednesday/Thursday!

Ah yeah, cos we're going to sign him any day now. He's close. Any day now. Done, so it is.

Sappy404

cunnifferous wrote: »

Dijon Lovren looked really good today, I really think he's going to cut the mustard for us.

His performances will be up there with Coleman's.

garra

Sappy404 wrote: »

His performances will be up there with Coleman's.

Which goes nicely with a hunk of Lovren

Morzadec

cunnifferous wrote: »

Dijon Lovren looked really good today, I really think he's going to cut the mustard for us.

We can get used to these types of performances.

In fact, i reckon he'll show such consistency that watching him will begin to feel like...

Dejan vu

djPSB

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Morzadec wrote: »

We can get used to these types of performances.

In fact, i reckon he'll show such consistency that watching him will begin to feel like...

Dejan vu

Yawns

Morzadec, your coat is over there...

BMJD

I was made for Lovren ' you baby
You were made for Lovren' me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

Jesus Wept

A new hairdresser for Sterling could be the best signing Brendaõ makes this summer.

Chip Whitley

i heart chewy louie wrote: »

A new hairdresser for Sterling could be the best signing Brendaõ makes this summer.

Is Brendaõ a thing now? I could get on board with that. Better than 'The Rodgers' anyway, that's for sure.

dogbert27

Anybody know who the behind closed doors opposition is this week?

Vicxas

dogbert27 wrote: »

Anybody know who the behind closed doors opposition is this week?

Newcastle? Its usually Newcastle.