my son is born

stalebread

Congrats on the new arrival :-)

Snake

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Piss off fishing for thanks, no one cares. Your baby is like very other baby. A dickhead

You never grew up then I suppose?

Snake

Ah piss off.. You'd swear I post every action I make on boards... Me and Hazel are happy today and I decided to share it with people here... If you've some problem write it down on the finest scrolls, nice and neat now.. Fold it up good, get those creases tidy.. Then lube it up and shove your complaint up your arse.

Sir Arthur Daley

Thats telling us.

Hotfail.com

GrayFox208 wrote: »

Ah piss off.. You'd swear I post every action I make on boards... Me and Hazel are happy today and I decided to share it with people here... If you've some problem write it down on the finest scrolls, nice and neat now.. Fold it up good, get those creases tidy.. Then lube it up and shove your complaint up your arse.

Fúck that, it's going in dry.

Sir Arthur Daley

Gone all musical tonight, this place needs a music forum.

Hotfail.com

Oh Arthur...

Sir Arthur Daley

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Oh Arthur...

That brings back memories of the Saturday night at ten to two and what will we do.

Hotfail.com

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

That brings back memories of the Saturday night at ten to two and what will we do.

...

CrazyRabbit

Pics or it didn't happen. And I don't mean pics of the baby.

Ficheall

Thinly veiled "I had sex" thread.

Angry_Mammarys

Fab news!:D congrats to ye all:D

recylingbin

Congrats. Now check his head for the number.
What? Everyone does this, right?

RoyalCelt

Seeing as Boards was one of the first things you thought of after he was born, you should name him Broady.

AN anagram for Boards obviously!

Retrovertigo

GrayFox208 wrote: »

Ah piss off.. You'd swear I post every action I make on boards... Me and Hazel are happy today and I decided to share it with people here...

Thanks a million, was running short of baby stories for my Facebook.

Fiery mutant

Congrats man, best time of your life has just begun.

efb

Congrats may you all have many years of health a happiness and stinky nappies! Lol

Buona Fortuna

GrayFox208 wrote: »

He's born emotions everywhere I'm so happy

Congratulations Grayfox. Fantastic news.

Not2Good

Congrats to the three of you. Wishing you many years of health and happiness

keith16

Happy birthday grayfox208 junior.

Sunnyisland

Congratulations :-)

Turtyturd

recylingbin wrote: »

Congrats. Now check his head for the number.
What? Everyone does this, right?

Checklist goes:

1) No disability
2) Not ginger
3) The number

Cienciano

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Granted the dickhead comment was slightly OTT

He's a point. This thread is going to be nothing but ohhhhs and awwwws.

Who cares? How many posters have babies everyday yet don't start threads about it?

At least tell us a story along with it instead of an update.

You could say "who cares?" about pretty much every thread on boards. Scroll past if you don't care

Not2Good

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Piss off fishing for thanks, no one cares. Your baby is like very other baby. A dickhead

If you are lucky enough to have a baby, you want to tell the world. It is a happy moment and no amount of ill-will or resentment will change that. Little Baby, for every mean person you meet in the life ahead of you, rest assured there are a thousand caring people out there.

_Redzer_

Cienciano wrote: »

You could say "who cares?" about pretty much every thread on boards. Scroll past if you don't care

It's just that this could've been stuck in the other thread as an update. Be grand then. I just don't see the need for Facebook status-like threads.

There's been plenty of lads with kids who might mention it in a thread, but don't start up whole threads to say it. In which case it's like, great, but who cares?

anncoates

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Tis the dream I'm sure!

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Granted the dickhead comment was slightly OTT

He's a point. This thread is going to be nothing but ohhhhs and awwwws.

Who cares? How many posters have babies everyday yet don't start threads about it?

At least tell us a story along with it instead of an update.

_Redzer_ wrote: »

He's = he has

Duh

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Oh my god I'm going to bed! /vomit

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Promise to vomit?


Hmmm. I have the gag a bit under control now. Any sudden soppy movements and I could blow

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Ibut who cares?

You - a little too much - by the looks of things.

If I'm being honest, I don't know the person so it's not big news to me but they're happy. Why the - near furious - desire to piss on their parade?

Linka

GrayFox208 wrote: »

He's born emotions everywhere I'm so happy

Congratulations Grayfox, exciting times ahead!

handlemaster

Congrats. ... hope all goes well with Dino

Grayson

Cienciano wrote: »

You could say "who cares?" about pretty much every thread on boards. Scroll past if you don't care

It doesn't really have any personal involvement for most people. It's just as exciting as a random stranger posting "it's my birthday" ir "I got married"

I get that having a kid is incredibly life changing, but it's someone i don't know, amongst the millions who will give birth today so it's pretty hard to build up excitement.

Now a thread about open show laces for example. I could contribute to that. I nearly tripped on mine yesterday. Fecking converse always come undone.

_Redzer_

anncoates wrote: »

You - a little too much - by the looks of things.

If I'm being honest, I don't know the person so it's not big news to me but they're happy. Why the - near furious - desire to piss on their parade?

Meh.

I made my point. I don't get the big deal. Why start yet another thread about it, just update the old one and have a genuinely nice finishing post and conclusion to it.

At this rate are we gonna see a thread for every mile stone, like having his first bottle, "OMG he grabbed my thumb!", "Naw, he fell asleep on me -being a parent is the best thing ever!".

I'm not pissing on his parade, I congratulated him, and I don't care to be excited or not, it's just that I come here to get away from this Facebook stuff.
These are status updates, not threads.

As I said, how many guys here who have been recently made parents and started such threads dedicated to telling everyone?

Annasopra

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Meh.

I made my point.

Theres no need to keep making it. If you dont like the thread dont read it and move on.

anncoates

_Redzer_ wrote: »

I made my point.?

Sure did.

You have the highest number of posts in the thread to date.

ebbsy

Is he walking yet ?

If not I would get that checked out.

_Redzer_

anncoates wrote: »

Sure did.

You have the highest number of posts in the thread to date.

People responded to me and I responded back. It's rude not to yanno

Annasopra

Jesus some people need to stop their cornflakes being pissed in.

OP congrats and well done.

KeithM89

OP should print this thread out and give it to the kid on his 16th birthday. . . if he hates him.

Grayson

KeithM89 wrote: »

OP should print this thread out and give it to the kid on his 16th birthday. . . if he hates him.

valuable life lesson. You're not important. You hold no inherent value for people until you do something. You are not special.

Except to his Mum. to her (s)he's special.

Congrats Op, you created a little miracle that's just like the other 7 billion miracles hanging around this planet. But this ones all yours.

c_man

I went out and had a party in the baby's honour.

Reoil

If I had a child born and one of my first thoughts was "I'd better tell a the strangers I don't know at boards.ie!", I'd have to have a serious look at life.
Besides that, congratulations.

wazky

Reoil wrote: »

If I had a child born and one of my first thoughts was "I'd better tell a the strangers I don't know at boards.ie!", I'd have to have a serious look at life.
Besides that, congratulations.

If he gets one hundred thanks he gets a free supply of nappys for a year though

Hannibal Smith

Congratulations to you and the other half grayfox xxxx

Gowlasauras Rex

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Piss off fishing for thanks, no one cares. Your baby is like very other baby. A dickhead

Pablodreamsofnew

Good stuff

So tell us did you look?

When did this place become facebook

Linka

Deleted User wrote: »

When did this place become facebook

If you want to post pointless scorpy crap, perhaps you should stick to facebook yourself.

Chucken

Reoil wrote: »

If I had a child born and one of my first thoughts was "I'd better tell a the strangers I don't know at boards.ie!", I'd have to have a serious look at life.
Besides that, congratulations.

When my grandson was born, after the phone calls to family etc were made, I came straight on here and posted about it

Congratulations Greyfox and momma. Welcome baby

solomafioso

All this oestrogen and back-patting is why we need a childfree forum. :pac:

NSFW language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgbSjLT1xE

jimgoose

jimgoose likes this. Live long and prosper. :cool::cool::D

Reoil

RoyalCelt wrote: »

Seeing as Boards was one of the first things you thought of after he was born, you should name him Broady.

AN anagram for Boards obviously!

I think you might want to review that one...

Cienciano

Grayson wrote: »

It doesn't really have any personal involvement for most people. It's just as exciting as a random stranger posting "it's my birthday" ir "I got married"

I get that having a kid is incredibly life changing, but it's someone i don't know, amongst the millions who will give birth today so it's pretty hard to build up excitement.

Now a thread about open show laces for example. I could contribute to that. I nearly tripped on mine yesterday. Fecking converse always come undone.

You're right, we need more interesting threads on AH like this:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77787839