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  • #102
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    horse breeding farm - kenmare


  • #103
    20Cent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,942 ✭✭✭20Cent


    Siemans have an office in staines in London.


  • #104
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,484 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Religious roof repair services in Abbeyleix.
    Get rich quick schemes from Moneymore
    Skin cleansing in Boyle


  • #105
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Elongated houses in Sixmilehouse
    Very elongated houses in Ninemilehouse
    Female boxing in Clogherhead
    Snooker ball manufacturer in Blueball
    Stretch limo making in Longford
    Scrapyard in Kilcar
    Rooster farming in Shercock
    Pubic hair grooming in Lousybush
    Alternative music festival in Emo
    Practice lessons for said music festival in Drumin
    Incontinence classes in Legwee
    Whiny kids creche in Maam
    Willy waving contests in Longwood
    Underwear manufacturer in Knicker
    South American holidays in Brazil (Near Swords, go on look it up ;)


  • #106
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    Foot clinic Ballybunion.

    80s hair salon in Belmullet.


  • #107
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Fianna Fáil Headquarters - Strokestown.


  • #108
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    simongurnick wrote: »
    A racetrack in Tuam.

    There used to be one there. Closed about 40 years ago.



    How about an ATM factory in Moneypoint !


  • #109
    JaMarcusHustle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,719 ✭✭✭JaMarcusHustle


    Photocopying service in Dublin.

    Many, many brothels and prostitution rings in Johnstown.


  • #110
    some_dose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭some_dose


    A bakery in Ovens.
    A hispanic hitman company in Killinaspic.


  • #111
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    I've heard there were plans for building a crematorium in Ovens, Cork (outside Ballincollig) but I don't think it's true.


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  • #112
    Satriale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    edit
    beaten to it. i must be blind


  • #113
    DubDJ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭DubDJ


    A hipster locksmith in Coolock.


  • #114
    Trebor176
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,435 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Sperm donor clinic in Cum, Co. Mayo.


  • #115
    numorouno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭numorouno


    A tent seller in Camp Co Kerry


  • #116
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    numorouno wrote: »
    A tent seller in Camp Co Kerry

    Now is the winter of our discount tents.


  • #117
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A hitman specialising in revenge hits on shady car repairmen in Kilmacanogue.


  • #118
    unto 3298 oheff
    Site Banned Posts: 4 ✭unto 3298 oheff


    A fishery off the coast of Donegal
    A fine glass and crystal factory in Waterford.
    ...


  • #119
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    A swingers convention in Shercock

    A dating agency in Nobber

    A gorilla sanctuary in Cong

    A shooting gallery in Hunterstown

    A restricted speedzone in Kilrush.

    Chefs traininghouse in Cookstown.

    KFC chicken in Athy.

    A sexual relief clinic in Blueball (offaly)

    heated saunas in Birr


  • #120
    unto 3298 oheff
    Site Banned Posts: 4 ✭unto 3298 oheff


    Black Pudding factory in Clonakilty
    Cheese maker in Mitchelstown

    A prison in Portlaoise


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  • #121
    Nichololas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Nichololas


    Towels made specifically for beach-sex in Sandymount


  • #122
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    South Dublin speciality locksmith, making the Dalkey door key.


  • #123
    paulbok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,084 ✭✭✭paulbok


    Medieval weapons factory in Swords,
    Medieval siege resolution agency - Castleknock
    Pub for fairies - Elphin (there is one there called The Elph-inn)
    Broken biscuit collections - Crumlin
    Public baths for boggers - Clane
    Podiatrist - Ballybunion
    Helmet factory - Schull
    Rehabilitation clinic - Cahir
    Madam Tussaud's House of Horrors - Gorey
    Vasectomies for the elderly - Greystones
    Ice hotel - Birr
    Agricultural College - Enfield
    Turf cutting equipment - Slane
    Really thin window makers - Finglas


  • #124
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    language school in Effin


  • #125
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Russian Language School - Roosky


  • #126
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Russian language school in Borris.


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  • #127
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,214 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    realies wrote: »
    A saliva container depot in ballinspittle.

    Collecting tears from statues as well?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #128
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    a racetrack for...bells...in belfast...am I doing it right?

    An anger management center for GAA players in Hurlers Cross?
    A vanilla metalworks plant in Whitegate?
    a center for lesbian cows in Bodyke?
    a mountaineering school in Flagmount?


  • #129
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    chrysagon wrote: »
    A swingers convention in Shercock

    A dating agency in Nobber

    A gorilla sanctuary in Cong

    A shooting gallery in Hunterstown

    A restricted speedzone in Kilrush.

    Chefs traininghouse in Cookstown.

    KFC chicken in Athy.

    A sexual relief clinic in Blueball (offaly)

    heated saunas in Birr

    or a brothel even ;)


  • #130
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    furniture makers in roundwood

    a community health centre in redcross


  • #131
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    donegal__road wrote: »
    an ambulance factory in Nenagh

    A company for decommissioning ambulances in Killanena?


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  • #132
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Large flat wooden boatbuilders in Arklow.
    Sports equipment storage service in Ballina.
    Sports equipment storage service with poor delivery times in Ballinasloe.
    Express chime delivery service in Belfast.
    Vagrant management agency in Kilbeggan.


  • #133
    jack of all
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,376 ✭✭✭jack of all


    A rubber boot maker- Wellington Bridge, Co. Wexford


  • #134
    blackwhite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,267 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Sauve wrote: »
    Indian takeaway in Tubbercurry.

    The village of Curry. 5 miles down the N17 would be even better

    They're even so kind as to wish you a good "fahrt" as you leave

    https://www.google.ie/maps/@54.006509,-8.769469,3a,75y,49.16h,79.42t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s4ujNnbpMl_4O0B5PjkCmhg!2e0

    (and yes, I realise it means "good journey" in German - don't ruin my childish fun!!!)


  • #135
    blackwhite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,267 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    An abattoir in Kilmacow


  • #136
    Hammer Archer
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,521 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hammer Archer


    A beauty salon for ugly women from the west in Munterconnaught.
    A vets for heavily pregnant cows in Cavan.
    An Islamic school in Mullagh.


  • #137
    CrabRevolution
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,946 ✭✭✭CrabRevolution


    RayM wrote: »
    If he ever wants to expand the business, he could move to Kilmore.

    The Gardaí stop a suspicious looking van driving along the road. The Guard leans into the window and asks "Where are you coming from?"

    The driver replies "I'm coming from Kilnaman"

    Guard then asks "OK, and where are you off to now?"

    Man replies "I'm going to Kilmore"


  • #138
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    pimps office........Tonlegee

    brothel..........Dicksboro

    fetish site...........Strangalwilly (tyrone)

    Local curry shop...........Fartrim


  • #139
    exador
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭exador


    Brothel in Muff

    Fertilizer Supplier in Dunboyne

    Butt plug factory in Ringsend

    Limousine conversions Longford

    Stud Farm Horse and Jockey

    Viagra Factory Ballsbridge


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