Can we get a cat?

Mr.Crinklewood

Anyone got a warm car bonnet?

rannerap

You can have one of mine. The house is overflowing with them

Lapin

As it happens I am currently in the business of selling cats.

I can get you as many as you want, ginger ones, grey ones, black ones, big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones.....

Some may take a little longer to 'source' than others, but I guarantee I'll get you a mog for a good price.

Let me know what you want and we'll discuss my fee.

<< Once I get paid, please ignore anyone that opens a thread on boards looking for a missing cat. >>

Cash only; Boss.

efb

I like chairman meow

pharmaton

no but if you behave you can have a hamster

Mr.Crinklewood

Lapin wrote: »

As it happens I am currently in the business of selling cats.

I can get you as many as you want, ginger ones, grey ones, black ones, big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones.....

Some may take a little longer to 'source' than others, but I guarantee I'll get you a mog for a good price.

Let me know what you want and we'll discuss my fee.

<< Once I get paid, please ignore anyone that opens a thread on boards looking for a missing cat. >>

Cash only; Boss.

Do any have nice rough tongues?

Rubberchikken

We have 4 cats. Not loaning any though;)

mad muffin

Cats leave hair everywhere and on every thing. They meow incessantly to go out. No sooner do you let it out it meows incessantly to come in. You can’t let them near your leather couch for of it clawing the crap out of it.


No to cats. Let’s get a dog instead.

Skylinehead

mad muffin wrote: »

Cats leave hair everywhere and on every thing. They meow incessantly to go out. No sooner do you let it out it meows incessantly to come in. You can’t let them near your leather couch for of it clawing the crap out of it.


No to cats. Let’s get a dog instead.

Everything you just mentioned applies to a dog too. Maybe not so much the couch scratching, but they'll just eat the couch instead!

I still love both

Jaysus, it's been 4 years. Make a decision already people! (I vote for a cat and a dog!)

ToddyDoody

I would love that but I don't think it'd be fair on the cat.

mad muffin

Nixonbot wrote: »

Everything you just mentioned applies to a dog too. Maybe not so much the couch scratching, but they'll just eat the couch instead!

I still love both

My dogs have only ever chewed the skirting boards in the kitchen.

Deleted User

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If it's a boy: The Honourable Sir Reginald Barley von Münchausen XVII, Lord Protector of the Oort Cloud.

If it's a girl: Fluffy.

I happily stand by my name suggestions.

Mr.Crinklewood

Old Boards was a nice obedient dog, new boards is a cat and just does what it wants to.do...

corner of hells

My neighbour has two cats , I'd be quite happy to post either or both of the bastard cats to any address in Ireland.

Capt'n Midnight

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/91677995#Comment_91677995

You can't own or share a cat.

All you can do is treat it better than your neighbours and hope it spends more time in your vicinity until it gets a better offer.

Capt'n Midnight

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/91679427#Comment_91679427

But it would scare the hamsters

whisky_galore

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/91678084#Comment_91678084

Paul.

Paul is a good cat name.

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117651396#Comment_117651396

Rodney or Ronald works a treat too.

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117651410#Comment_117651410

The name Rodney reminds me of the time shortly after D-Day when the Germans were 17 miles away from the coast and getting their tanks organised to drive the invaders back into the sea, when without warning the whole world exploded around them. German tanks had thick armour and formidable guns but that mattered naught when you were on the receiving end of a broadside from way beyond the horizon from a battleship like HMS Rodney. Nine tonnes of high explosive shells, per salvo, meant anyone in the general area had a very bad day.