Man Arrested After Jars and Jars Of Human Penises Discovered In His Apartment

Brace yourself because this story is truly horrifying. A 52-year-old man nicknamed the “Penis Collector” has been arrested by police in Slavonski Brod, a small city in eastern Croatia, on suspicion of possessing a collection of human body organs

http://www.queerty.com/man-arrested-after-jars-and-jars-of-human-penises-discovered-in-his-apartment-20140816

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?

Macavity.

Willy get a life sentence?

mikeyjames9

sounds like a right dick

Birneybau

Hope they come down hard on him.

conorh91

Why wood someone do that?

Birneybau

That website seems to be just about penises?

Duckjob

"The Bone Collector"

Menas

The dick has got himself in a right pickle

PeteEd

He made a balls of keeping that quiet

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Why would you put them in jars though?
He'd need a gun cabinet for mine

berrygood

I can't think of a pun

Stella Virgo

definelty a cock up.....

P_1

If ever there was a story to give you the willies...

Cantremember

Could be a hit record in it....Jar of something?

The One Who Knocks

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Why would you put them in jars though?
He'd need a gun cabinet for mine

Not if you're firing blanks.

Birneybau

Cantremember wrote: »

Could be a hit record in it....Jar of something?

100 bottles of dicks on the wall, 100 bottles of dicks. If one falls, at least it's not balls, 99 bottles of dicks on the wall.

hairway2Steven

Guess hes just gonna have to suck it up

conorh91

berrygood wrote: »

I can't think of a pun

What, no gag?

lukesmom

He has some balls I tell ya

suicide_circus

He is about to get acquainted with the penile system

The Rabbit

Penis.

I can do it too.

Custardpi

As hilarious as penis jokes undoubtedly are, I wonder if there'd be quite as much hilarity about this if the guy instead had a collection of breasts or clitorises (clitori?) he had hacked off cadavers. I also wonder what the familes of the deceased think.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Custardpi wrote: »

I also wonder what the familes of the deceased think.

I'd say they'd go to pieces.

suicide_circus

Custardpi wrote: »

As hilarious as penis jokes undoubtedly are, I wonder if there'd be quite as much hilarity about this if the guy instead had a collection of breasts or clitorises (clitori?) he had hacked off cadavers. I also wonder what the familes of the deceased think.

There would be a vas deferens in reaction alright

Custardpi

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

I'd say they'd go to pieces.

Very droll. I assume you'd be perfectly fine with the corpses of your deceased relatives being mutilated. Twould be good for a chuckle, wouldn't it?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Custardpi wrote: »

Very droll. I assume you'd be perfectly fine with the corpses of your deceased relatives being mutilated. Twould be good for a chuckle, wouldn't it?

Absolutely not.

I'd be very cutting in my criticism of anyone who did that, and I wouldn't entertain any notions that they had of being stitched up.

Custardpi

suicide_circus wrote: »

There would be a vas deferens in reaction alright

As awful as this subject is I have to tip my hat to you for that anatomy joke. I assume you've been waiting years for a chance to use it.

Sir Arthur Daley

Do the amputees experience phantom erections?

Tail Docker

Have they completed their search? This could just be the tip of his crimes.

He's presumably some kind of grave robber, no? I don't want to click the link and traumatise myself.

Duggy747

Maybe he just had an acquired taste for certain sausages for his breakfast.

wazky

Custardpi wrote: »

As awful as this subject is I have to tip my hat to you for that anatomy joke. I assume you've been waiting years for a chance to use it.

It's all come to a head with these penis jokes.

takamichinoku

Custardpi wrote: »

As hilarious as penis jokes undoubtedly are, I wonder if there'd be quite as much hilarity about this if the guy instead had a collection of breasts or clitorises (clitori?) he had hacked off cadavers.

It's a bit down the visual factor I'd say, willies look silly most of the time. As best as I can recall, I've never seen a clitoris that made me laugh.

Stheno

Birneybau wrote: »

Hope they come down hard on him.

Not when they are dead penii, no chance they'll stiffen up after rigor passes

ActingDanClark

What a load of old cock

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