Would you shoot a random stranger for 2 million euros??

Wanderer2010

All these threads on guns and intruders etc lately, what about this one: If you had to shoot and kill a random adult who you dont know at all and were guaranteed to get away with it scot free i.e. no consequences, and you were handed 2 million euros for doing it, would you? I would like to say YES, especially in these times of ours but Im not sure I would have it in me.

miss no stars

Nope. Easy to say yes on the internet but the simple reality is no, I couldn't.

karma_

Cant wait to see all the internet heroes and their 'yes' replies.

Lou.m

NO. Not for any price.

Gran Hermano

Takes 2 million in cash
Pays local scumbag 50k to perform a hit
Profit

Swamp3

Nope....but I do know a few people that I would shoot for free.

thelad95

Such a hypothetical situation would literally never arise.

yizorselves

You're either a liar or a genuine psychopath if you say yes

Aimeee

No.

mad muffin

Point me to the random stranger. I do the pew, pew.

AgileMyth

For two million, yes definitely. I'm not sure the amount i would say no to.

500,000 and I'd have to seriously think about it.

Karl Stein

I'd consider shooting the person offering me €2m and keeping the money.

Cienciano

What if someone else did it and you wouldn't even know who it is? Could be a 90 year old with alzheimer's living on her own in an isolated farm in China

karma_

AgileMyth wrote: »

For two million, yes definitely. I'm not sure the amount i would say no to.

500,000 and I'd have to seriously think about it.

A packet of jaffa cakes and a hearty handshake?...

Pumpkinseeds

Absolutely.

iDave

yizorselves wrote: »

You're either a liar or a genuine psychopath if you say yes

They may be psychopaths but they do exist.

Pawn

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

would you?

No. I couldn't kill a person just for money. This is lowest of the low.

Lock Knife

PizzamanIRL

2 million? I'd do it for a fiver right now. I'm starving.

Faux Socialist

''I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.''

kwestfan08

Not a chance. The guilt would never leave you. Anything nice you'd buy would be forever tainted with the fact you killed a guy.

Riding round in a new Lamborghini? Remember you saw a guy die for that?

Cool new house? Remember what it sounded like when he breathed his last breath?

I wouldn't be able to block that stuff out and I'd probably go mad.

Chattastrophe!

Nope. There's very little I wouldn't do for that sort of money, but definitely couldn't kill (or even injure) someone.

Mickey H

Gran Hermano wrote: »

Takes 2 million in cash
Pays local scumbag 50k to perform a hit
Profit

Smooth!

MRnotlob606

nah man

yizorselves

However if you said a serial paedo..

Calibos

Coolmist wrote: »

Hate comments like this, irrelevant. Play the game or fukc off

I foresee a long and bright boards future for this one...

Bang_Bang

There's 1 or 2 I'd do it for free.

Gannicus

Cienciano wrote: »

What if someone else did it and you wouldn't even know who it is? Could be a 90 year old with alzheimer's living on her own in an isolated farm in China

Could also be a 30 year old doctor with a newborn baby at home and you've left a child with out his/her mother/father.

No. I wouldn't do it to a complete randomer like that, regardless of the money.

whupdedo

I'd shoot someone on death row for it, or someone with a terminal illness who wanted to die, other than that, no

Calibos

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

All these threads on guns and intruders etc lately, what about this one: If you had to shoot and kill a random adult who you dont know at all and were guaranteed to get away with it scot free i.e. no consequences, and you were handed 2 million euros for doing it, would you? I would like to say YES, especially in these times of ours but Im not sure I would have it in me.

A random innocent stranger?? If so, why the fcuk would you 'like to say Yes'. Even in a post apocalyptic scenario I'd choose to top myself rather than kill another innocent human being to take their food.

I mean I'd 'like to think' I'd be able to put a bullet in the head of someone who killed or raped a member of my family but even in that scenario I'm not 100% sure I could pull the trigger.

wandatowell

Shoot a person for 2 million? Not a hope could I do it.

I stress out over not paying my phone bill so shooting a person eh no.

Demonical

A child abuser, an animal abuser, or another total low-life piece of scum, I'd like to think I would be able to shoot them, for free even, doing it is a totally different matter, however. A total randomer that you have no history on - no.

Fingers!

Would people say yes if they were asked to rape someone for €2 million?

punisher5112

Is this not the done thing here.

I was told a packet of tayyyto and sure be graaand like.

Don't suppose anyone has a gun one could borrow running low on funds will return missing some rounds if could borrow few shells also.

Where wood ya be without the fun on boards

wicklowstevo

show me the money first them we ll talk

Pawn

wicklowstevo wrote: »

show me the money first them we ll talk

I can show you the cash, just meet me a Sally's gap at 1:00am... I will have the money with me, be there alone :rolleyes:

Sunnyisland

Fingers! wrote: »

Would people say yes if they were asked to rape someone for €2 million?

Don't know why don't you start a thread about that question as this one is about shooting someone for two million euros,

I not giving my answer in case people think iam a physco :-)

dar100

realies wrote: »

Don't know why don't you start a thread about that question as this one is about shooting someone for two million euros,

I not giving my answer in case people think iam a physco :-)

Rest assured if you were a psychopath you wouldn't hesitate in answering that

Lou.m

iDave wrote: »

They may be psychopaths but they do exist.

So I guess most on AH ARE nutjobs! I was right :eek:

Faux Socialist

Coolmist wrote: »

Raping someone for 2 million be be more difficult as you would experience the pain and suffering more acutely. A gunshot to the head and its lights out before they know it

Where's the fun in using a gun?

wicklowstevo

Pawn wrote: »

I can show you the cash, just meet me a Sally's gap at 1:00am... I will have the money with me, be there alone :rolleyes:

no bother bud i ll even do you a vat receipt

theteal

Not to get all serious in AH but every random stranger has some sort of family or group of loved ones. I've spent the last day and a half dealing with my devastated OH over a shock to the family that happened Friday night. I've never seen such pain and wouldn't wish it upon anyone.

So, eh, no.

0O0

I'd definitely shoot someone for anything €10,000 UP but it would not be to kill them.

Pretty shít shot though so who knows

Gran Hermano

Whatever you do don't setup a boards username called Lying Eyes and go looking for a hitman.

newmug

I can't believe nobody highlighted the fact that if this was actually real, then YOU would be in danger of randomly getting shot!

And yes, there's people I'd love to kill. But Jesus said not to. So I won't.

But there's socially normal, well educated people out there who pay other socially normal, well educated people to kill their children. And it's totally legal. It's a fuked up world we live in.

Tail Docker

It's a good job everyone answered no as otherwise there would be people getting shot dead all day every day around the world.

Macavity.

It's an awful lot of money.

wretcheddomain

Everyone is misinterpreting the question.

The thread title doesn't say 'Would you kill', it says 'Would you shoot'. There's a big difference. Moreover, it doesn't say where to shoot.

In this case, you could shoot an area of the body unlikely to kill then pay for the recovery and give a massive bonus to the person you shot. This means both sides benefit. This would be arranged in advance with mutual consent of course.

Macavity.

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Everyone is misinterpreting the question.

The thread title doesn't say 'Would you kill', it says 'Would you shoot'. There's a big difference. Moreover, it doesn't say where to shoot.

Says it in the OP.

If you had to shoot and kill a random adult

wretcheddomain

Macavity. wrote: »

Says it in the OP.

Well, it should have been in the thread title too.

Anyway, the answer to that is evidently no.

The people who say yes in this thread are just demonstrating feigned keyboard confidence.

Reindeer

Stranger? Likely. I'd give em a chance to up the offer in cash for a reversal, though. Only fair. Then I'd shoot both paying parties. Can't have any witnesses.

Ex's get a huge discount, though.