Farming ChitChat Ploughs On To Five

blue5000

whelan2 wrote: »

no, phone or tablet taken off them as punishment, works well. I remember getting my lug pulled by my granny when i was young, that was painful

Better still is to confiscate the chargers and watch them slowly die:cool:

Reggie.

blue5000 wrote: »

Better still is to confiscate the chargers and watch them slowly die:cool:

Ah that's rough

Muckit

whelan2 wrote: »

we just got a kick in the hole, very effective

My missus calls it ' a fong in the hole.'
As in 'that lad needs a good fong in the hole!!'

Muckit

Reggie. wrote: »

The pull and twist was the worst I thought

Works equally well on nipples. My wife is always doing it to me the kinky b*tc*!! Oh I do love being punished!!!:D

blue5000

Muckit wrote: »

Works equally well on nipples. My wife is always doing it to me the kinky b*tc*!! Oh I do love being punished!!!:D

Jasus we're gone a long way from part time farming now:eek:

Sam Kade

blue5000 wrote: »

Jasus we're gone a long way from part time farming now:eek:

I breezed in here wondering what the thread title was about thinking I clicked the wrong thread :mad:

Kovu

Posts moved here from other thread as seems more suitable.

Carry on as normal. Or whatever strikes some of you as normal.

CloughCasey1

Markcheese wrote: »

My non farm upbringing seems very short on switches- clatters - kicks up the hole and lengths of pipe - maybe I was deprived -

You were indeed. Cant beat a good flaking to straighten ya out. ;-)

Reggie.

Muckit wrote: »

Works equally well on nipples. My wife is always doing it to me the kinky b*tc*!! Oh I do love being punished!!!:D

Finally see the 50 shades of grey did ya

freedominacup

blue5000 wrote: »

Better still is to confiscate the chargers and watch them slowly die:cool:

Taking the ps controllers id better again. They still have the machine but no way to operate it.

Connemara Farmer

Doing a few bits around the house today, started listening to an American guy on YouTube, Dave Ramsey, does a radio show about money and budgeting. Particularly regarding debt and budgeting. A lot of good advice in it.

Nekarsulm

CloughCasey1 wrote: »

You were indeed. Cant beat a good flaking to straighten ya out. ;-)

Or a "stramn of an ash plant"

Kovu

Nekarsulm wrote: »

Or a "stramn of an ash plant"

Sally rod across the back of the knees......jesus you'd leap like a scalded cat.

Reggie.

Kovu wrote: »

Sally rod across the back of the knees......jesus you'd leap like a scalded cat.

Especially if your wearing shorts

blue5000

Connemara Farmer wrote: »

Doing a few bits around the house today, started listening to an American guy on YouTube, Dave Ramsey, does a radio show about money and budgeting. Particularly regarding debt and budgeting. A lot of good advice in it.

What's that got to do with nipple pulling, sallies and wavin pipe

Connemara Farmer

blue5000 wrote: »

What's that got to do with nipple pulling, sallies and wavin pipe

A slap of an ash plant would do you no harm for that kinda cheek

Thought it might help all the business people on here busy taking out heaps of debt to pull tits

(Kidding)

He does have a great quote about some types, remembering he's an American, "All hat and no cattle".

Buford T. Justice XIX

Connemara Farmer wrote: »

A slap of an ash plant would do you no harm for that kinda cheek

Thought it might help all the business people on here busy taking out heaps of debt to pull tits

(Kidding)

He does have a great quote about some types, remembering he's an American, "All hat and no cattle".

The one i heard was 'All hat and no boots'.

A cow called Daisy

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

The one i heard was 'All hat and no boots'.

Lad near here used to say about his son was 'All balls and no stick' as he more into sport than farming.

At least I think that's what he meant:D

Crossakiel

Interesting read about other European countries expanding milk production http://www.agriland.ie/farming-news/who-in-europe-will-challenge-ireland-in-milk-production/

_Brian

Putting in bales silage to weanlings. Just seems wrong in this weather.

But it's for sheer handiness with family wedding over the weekend and herd test coming up.

have2flushtwice

Heading in for hip replacement tomorow. Will be out of action for a while.

Buford T. Justice XIX

have2flushtwice wrote: »

Heading in for hip replacement tomorow. Will be out of action for a while.

Best of luck with it.

Scour the net and keep us informed while you're off.

blue5000

have2flushtwice wrote: »

Heading in for hip replacement tomorow. Will be out of action for a while.

Best of luck, will you have to get the other one done as well? All the lifting and dragging in our younger days doesn't help.

Reggie.

have2flushtwice wrote: »

Heading in for hip replacement tomorow. Will be out of action for a while.

Make sure you get a grease nipple fitted for it while your there

whelan2

Child free for the night

Kovu

whelan2 wrote: »

Child free for the night

Be careful or you won't be in the morning

whelan2

Kovu wrote: »

Be careful or you won't be in the morning

ye youngest lad might be returned during the night- i know thats what ya meant

sea12

have2flushtwice wrote: »

Heading in for hip replacement tomorow. Will be out of action for a while.

Best of luck. Enjoy the time out as best u can.

I said

have2flushtwice wrote: »

Heading in for hip replacement tomorow. Will be out of action for a while.

Best of luck with it

Count Mondego

have2flushtwice wrote: »

Heading in for hip replacement tomorow. Will be out of action for a while.

Auld lad had one 3 years ago at 66 and is fitter and stronger now then he was at 60. Most important thing is to do nothing for the six weeks after.

Best of luck!

whelan2

Count Mondego wrote: »

Auld lad had one 3 years ago at 66 and is fitter and stronger now then he was at 60. Most important thing is to do nothing for the six weeks after.

Best of luck!

do they not have ye up and about now alot qucker after the op than it used to be?

Connemara Farmer

Dad had his hip replaced a fair few years ago now. He had to walk with the help of two sticks before the op, could do SFA in reality. Afterwards he was so much improved, it's a great op. One tip:

DO WHAT YOUR DOCTOR TELLS YOU.

Messing it up by doing stupid things afterwards will only put you out of action for much, much longer.

Count Mondego

whelan2 wrote: »

do they not have ye up and about now alot qucker after the op than it used to be?

You're right, they have you walking with crutches and going up stairs after day 2. The problem is when you go home after the week, the leg swells up massive for a week or two. You can walk around with crutches but some people push their luck and do too much from week 3 to six. TBH you can do very little for six months after the OP. If you mind yourself during this period you'll be sorted. Father had hip and mother had knee done. Knee is far worse.

greysides

have2flushtwice wrote: »

Heading in for hip replacement tomorow. Will be out of action for a while.

Best of luck!

darragh_haven

I see Bord Bia are looking 6 board members. Do i rock up to the office and say "here lads, I'm taking one of those high paid jobs. which seat is mine?"

Reggie.

darragh_haven wrote: »

I see Bord Bia are looking 6 board members. Do i rock up to the office and say "here lads, I'm taking one of those high paid jobs. which seat is mine?"

You could always try it and see how ya get on

_Brian

have2flushtwice wrote: »

Heading in for hip replacement tomorow. Will be out of action for a while.

Good luck.

Kovu

We have swallows!! :D

Reggie.

Kovu wrote: »

We have swallows!! :D

OH DEAR GOD :pac:

*reggie trying to ignore inner voice*

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

OH DEAR GOD :pac:

*reggie trying to ignore inner voice*

Hmmmm yea I could have phrased that better....

We have a few Hirundo rustica flying round the house today

A cow called Daisy

Kovu wrote: »

Hmmmm yea I could have phrased that better....

We have a few Hirundo rustica flying round the house today

Think Reggie was thinking innuendo rather than hirundo

Reggie.

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

Think Reggie was thinking innuendo rather than hirundo

My inner voice is terrible at times

Nekarsulm

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

Think Reggie was thinking innuendo rather than hirundo

A common brand of Italian Suppository, I believe............

A cow called Daisy

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I'm saying nothing

Reggie.

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

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I'm saying nothing

Your not helping

blue5000

Kovu wrote: »

We have swallows!! :D

Things must be gone fair bad in Africa:(

blue5000

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

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I'm saying nothing

what's it smell like??

Kovu

blue5000 wrote: »

Things must be gone fair bad in Africa:(

There's five here twittering round the place. Couldn't they have tweeted and told us to have the tea on for them

Surprising they're so late, perhaps blown off course?

Anyway back on track, cow that has had two sections is now three days overdue. Literally gave her one chance with a straw last year and she held, so twas lucky going in, hope it's as lucky coming out!

blue5000

Kovu wrote: »

There's five here twittering round the place. Couldn't they have tweeted and told us to have the tea on for them

Surprising they're so late, perhaps blown off course?

Anyway back on track, cow that has had two sections is now three days overdue. Literally gave her one chance with a straw last year and she held, so twas lucky going in, hope it's as lucky coming out!

Kovu I think you better get in the shade:cool:

Kovu

blue5000 wrote: »

Kovu I think you better get in the shade:cool:

Ha! You know what I mean. It's luck for her that she's incalf at all. God it's lovely out there, was just tidying round the shed and just back to the house for food. Salad weather!