What's your bed routine?

better call saul

For me it's set the alarm fap and listen to relaxing videos on youtube

Last_Minute

I like to listen to relaxing videos on YouTube and fap while i set my alarm.

fleet_admiral

turn off phone

scratch bollox

sniff fingers

give the wife a kiss

hold hands using the hand I scratched my gonads with

lee_baby_simms

fleet_admiral wrote: »

turn off phone

scratch bollox

sniff fingers

give the wife a kiss

hold hands using the hand I scratched my gonads with

She's a very lucky woman.

The Rabbit

If my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Go to sleep.

fleet_admiral

lee_baby_simms wrote: »

She's a very lucky woman.

Im a sweetheart

Lia_lia

Cleanse face, brush teeth, put in retainer (lovely), go on my phone and browse the internet for about 20 minutes for no reason whatsoever, sleep.

Chattastrophe!

Ride, cuddle, sleep.

kowloon

Routine?

Links234

1. Go to bed
2. Try to sleep
3. Stay awake for hours on end

greenflash

The Rabbit wrote: »

If my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Do you dismember the hookers before or after moisturising?

Little CuChulainn

fleet_admiral wrote: »

turn off phone

scratch bollox

sniff fingers

give the wife a kiss

hold hands using the hand I scratched my gonads with

That's second base right?

Smiles35

Links234 wrote: »

1. Go to bed
2. Try to sleep
3. Stay awake for hours on end

Coco Pops

Banjo String

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT-Wga_7wvI

The Rabbit

greenflash wrote: »

Do you dismember the hookers before or after moisturising?

You're a fùcking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.











Fantastic book.

Fat Christy

Shít, shave and shower.

fleet_admiral

The Rabbit wrote: »

If my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Dont just stare at that ass, eat it!

kowloon

Links234 wrote: »

1. Go to bed
2. Try to sleep
3. Stay awake for hours on end

4: if it gets late (early) enough get back up and power through the next day.

Ruu

Melatonin about 30 minutes before, breath right strip on my nose, meditation and doesn't take much for me to nod off after that.

better call saul

Ruu wrote: »

Melatonin about 30 minutes before, breath right strip on my nose, meditation and doesn't take much for me to nod off after that.

What does the melatonin do?

fleet_admiral

better call saul wrote: »

What does the melatonin do?

It gives him a bugle

Put porridge in fridge. Brush teeth. Take off clothes. Take out earrings. Get into bed. I'm usually asleep within minutes if not seconds.

greenflash

The Rabbit wrote: »

You're a fùcking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

I have to return some video tapes.

Ruu

better call saul wrote: »

What does the melatonin do?

My sleep schedule can be erratic at times, so I take a small amount before bed. It is natural and isn't addictive.

http://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/tc/melatonin-overview

Talib Fiasco

Have a shower and all that...down lots of water shortly before bed...fill bottle of water and keep next to bed...make sure I've everything I need for work/college ready and laid out so I can grab them in the morning rush...go for a glorious piss then hop into bed. Listen to music/f*ck around on the internet until I'm tired. Charge phone, check alarm and zzzzzzz

Trebor176

Usually, I set my radio to go off around 90 minutes later or something. I just listen to music until I doze off.

Firefox11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooJmuRebTNE

Filmer Paradise

Into bed & asleep before my head hits the pillow.

How did I ever have kids?

petes

http://youtu.be/ly7SkvQ-tVU

ElleEm

Cleanse and moisturise my face, take loads of tablets and inject myself, get into bed, read the news on my phone, then listen to a meditation app til I fall asleep. I do the same thing every night, unless I'm locked... then I do none of them!

Pawn

Smoke weed, listen music on SoundCloud, think, then think even more... Then bed.

Cantremember

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

Into bed & asleep before my head hits the pillow.

How did I ever have kids?

That's a thought might keep you awake.

Do most people shower before bed?

I don't, generally, but I did in the humid weather, or if I'm after exercise. Is that manky?

Tar.Aldarion

Deleted User wrote: »

Do most people shower before bed?

I have a night time ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to sleep through the night as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Sauve

Shut down laptop.
Brush teeth etc.
Get undressed.
Get into bed.
Start up mini laptop.
:rolleyes:

Fat Christy

Deleted User wrote: »

Do most people shower before bed?

I don't, generally, but I did in the humid weather, or if I'm after exercise. Is that manky?

Ewwwww!!!

I hope you change them bed sheets every morning, ya mank bag!! :pac:

mad muffin

Stare at the heads in my aquarium. Lament my zombie daughter.

Ruu

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I have a night time ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to sleep through the night as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

:eek::eek::eek:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=54332903

Fat Christy

Fat Christy wrote: »

Ewwwww!!!

I hope you change them bed sheets every morning, ya mank bag!! :pac:

Only every weekend

shalalala

Make hot water bottle, Moisturise face, toilet, teeth, get into bed and put lip balm on and moisturise my hands (these two I actually cannot sleep without) then sleep.

mikeyjames9

Shower
News on TV , Web browsing on mobile
Block all negative thoughts if possible
Internet radio on sleep timer for a few hours

mikeyjames9

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Adamantium

lee_baby_simms wrote: »

She's a very lucky woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgQSlbjtKr4

better call saul

Surely everyone faps?

Sauve

better call saul wrote: »

Surely everyone faps?

Terrible filthy carry on. It'll fall off if you don't leave it alone.

Fat Christy

Deleted User wrote: »

Only every weekend

You disgust me, I expected more from you of all people.

better call saul

Sauve wrote: »

Terrible filthy carry on. It'll fall off if you don't leave it alone.

Trust me if that's the case it would have fallen off a long time ago

wazky

better call saul wrote: »

Surely everyone faps?

Nearly everyone does, the rest are lying.

Fat Christy

wazky wrote: »

Nearly everyone does, the rest are lying.

Lies!

Some of us can control ourselves.

mikeyjames9

better call saul wrote: »

Surely everyone faps?

I would but I can't figure out how to get my dick into the vibrator