I'd love a pack of tayto right now... what are you craving right now?

LizzieJones

kowloon wrote: »

I want something, but I don't know what. It's driving me insane. I keep staring into the fridge like it's a portal to Narnia.

Said all dieters everywhere. LOL

Deank

wazky wrote: »

Or in FCs case, a crate of Toffee Pops.

Big straw about 1 ft wide and a trailer full of toffee pops would reduce her to a blubbering mess, wait, oh, hhmm.

Deank

kowloon wrote: »

I want something, but I don't know what. It's driving me insane. I keep staring into the fridge like it's a portal to Narnia.

It's devoid of beer and munchies so

Fat Christy

wazky wrote: »

Or in FCs case, a crate of Toffee Pops.

Deank wrote: »

Big straw about 1 ft wide and a trailer full of toffee pops would reduce her to a blubbering mess, wait, oh, hhmm.

Yizzer mean.

BUT OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

on the river

Fat Christy wrote: »

I love licking the top off it. Mmmmm...toffee pops.

Ya that's why your Fat christy

fussyonion

Whoever said in an earlier post that there's "too much in two bags of crisps".....you're odd. There's NEVER enough crisps for me.

I have an addiction to them and I'm weaning myself off them slowly but surely.
My current addiction is pizza flavour bruschetta toasts from Dealz.

As for what I'm craving right now?
A cold glass of white wine.

wazky

on the river wrote: »

Ya that's why your Fat christy

Can store an enormous stock of chocolate in the folds in her stomach.

Fat Christy

on the river wrote: »

Ya that's why your Fat christy

I'll give you one of my toffee pops and you can lick all the toffee off it.

But you'll have to get in line.

Tail Docker

I think some of the posters on here mocking people for their weight need to take a long hard look at themselves. It's not big and it's not clever.

demanufactured

A nice juicy steak.

wazky

Tail Docker wrote: »

It's not big and it's not clever.

With you being somewhat of an authority on that matter.

pavb2

Lovely fags
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QDgFrVCkGxE

Tail Docker

wazky wrote: »

With you being somewhat of an authority on that matter.

Bigger than ewe anyway.

Fat Christy

There's some really fattist people on boards, it's like fat fighters tonight.

wazky

Tail Docker wrote: »

Bigger than ewe anyway.

Oh copper on to yourself, you're letting your clan down.

Don't get all sulky

Tail Docker

Fat Christy wrote: »

There's some really fattest people on boards, it's like fat fighters tonight.

I think it's Fattist, not fattest, I think it draws out the inadequates who delight in mocking other people for perceived "differences". It should be regarded as what it is - sly bullying.

Fat Christy

Tail Docker wrote: »

I think it's Fattist, not fattest, I think it draws out the inadequates who delight in mocking other people for perceived "differences". It should be regarded as what it is - sly bullying.

Woopsies, I'll go edit my post now.

Deank

Tail Docker wrote: »

I think some of the posters on here mocking people for their weight need to take a long hard look at themselves. It's not big and it's not clever.

Nice of you to take the moral high ground in the battle for appreciation of the oversized frame.
Have you a blog I can follow?

on the river

Tail Docker wrote: »

I think it's Fattist, not fattest, I think it draws out the inadequates who delight in mocking other people for perceived "differences". It should be regarded as what it is - sly bullying.

Just because some do docking dosent mean to advertise a tail docker business.

As regards the fat there equal too no need to be ridiculous about it.

mikeyjames9

Kelly brook nekked

Tail Docker

wazky wrote: »

Oh copper on to yourself, you're letting your clan down.

Don't get all sulky

I have no idea what you're on about but if that's some sort of "Travveler" dig then I'd list that in with the rest of the rude and demeaning stuff you have posted on this thread so far and add in rascism.

Bongalongherb

A nice big bag of chips from 'one on one' chipper in drumcondra dublin, best chips in Ireland.

pajor

This. :pac:

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/munchy-box-is-disgusting-1628375-Aug2014/

Fat Christy

on the river wrote: »

Just because some do docking dosent mean to advertise a tail docker business.

As regards the fat there equal too no need to be ridiculous about it.

HUH?

Is that Engrish?

wazky

Tail Docker wrote: »

I have no idea what you're on about but if that's some sort of "Travveler" dig then I'd list that in with the rest of the rude and demeaning stuff you have posted on this thread so far and add in rascism.

Oh you associate copper and sulkys to the good upstanding member of the travelling community?, who's making the racist assumptions now?

Tail Docker

on the river wrote: »

Just because some do docking dosent mean to advertise a tail docker business.

As regards the fat there equal too no need to be ridiculous about it.

Well, that's putting it better than I could, anyway.

Deank

wazky wrote: »

Oh you associate copper and sulkys to the good upstanding member of the travelling community?, who's making the racist assumptions now?

I reckon he's shilling, typical. The bleeding heart liberals will ignore it too, disgusting carry on.

MJ23

Got a dental implant yesterday and have stitches in my gum. Have been drinking through a straw and eating mashed food with a teaspoon since, and will continue to do til Sunday at least. Would love a bag of Hunky Dorys or a quarter Pounder. Something I could bite down into.

Take care of your teeth. Only when you damage them or lose them, and see how expensive they are to get fixed, you realise how important they are.

Deank

MJ23 wrote: »

Got a dental implant yesterday and have stitches in my gum. Have been drinking through a straw and eating mashed food with a teaspoon since, and will continue to do til Sunday at least. Would love a bag of Hunky Dorys or a quarter Pounder. Something I could bite down into.

Take care of your teeth. Only when you damage them or lose them, and see how expensive they are to get fixed, you realise how important they are.

Stick both in a blender and suck through a straw, job done.

On a serious note, teeth out are a cúnt, get well soon

Fat Christy

Deank wrote: »

Stick both in a blender and suck through a straw, job done.

On a serious note, teeth out are a cúnt, get well soon

Wow, didn't know you could actually feel empathy. There's a first.

Deank

Fat Christy wrote: »

Wow, didn't know you could actually feel empathy. There's a first.

That really hurts, it cut me to the bone.

Here go have a Cornetto :P

MJ23

Deank wrote: »

Stick both in a blender and suck through a straw, job done.

On a serious note, teeth out are a cúnt, get well soon

Ha ha, don't think it'd be quite the same. Might try some curry sauce tomorrow.
Mashed spud, beans, rashers and sausages cut up really small.

The Diabolical Monocle

Mint Aero wrote: »

24hr Tesco next to me so stfu lock thread.

lucky bastard !


Going there now due to craving for lindt chocolate bar.

Going to have to drive about 3km, but I needs it man.

Fat Christy

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

lucky bastard !


Going there now due to craving for lindt chocolate bar.

Going to have to drive about 3km, but I needs it man.

Om nom nom nom chocolate! I went out for a moro yesterday. Thought I'd die if I didn't get one.

Fat Christy

Deank wrote: »

That really hurts, it cut me to the bone.

Here go have a Cornetto :P

Do you not have anything better to be doing than fat people bashing, honestly?

Jokes over, you're not funny.

Tail Docker

Fat Christy wrote: »

Do you not have anything better to be doing than fat people bashing, honestly?

Jokes over, you're not funny.

Well said Chrissy, some posters just like dishing it out on the sly. I believe they forget that people have feelings.

The Diabolical Monocle

Tail Docker wrote: »

I think some of the posters on here mocking people for their weight need to take a long hard look at themselves. It's not big and it's not clever.

neither is a retarded gerbil.

wazky

Tail Docker wrote: »

Well said Chrissy, some posters just like dishing it out on the sly. I believe they forget that people have feelings.

Who made you the conscience of boards?, Mr High and Mighty?, don't fall off that high horse of yours now.

Deank

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

neither is a retarded gerbil.

There is such a thing?

Bacon fries, now they're nom.

shamrock55

MJ23 wrote: »

Got a dental implant yesterday and have stitches in my gum. Have been drinking through a straw and eating mashed food with a teaspoon since, and will continue to do til Sunday at least. Would love a bag of Hunky Dorys or a quarter Pounder. Something I could bite down into.

Take care of your teeth. Only when you damage them or lose them, and see how expensive they are to get fixed, you realise how important they are.

You do realise crisps are the worst thing for your teeth

I'd quite like some creamy oatmeal with some honey and mixed dried fruit.

JupiterKid

Ice cream and jelly

rainbow kirby

Green and Black's Maya Gold and a nice cup of tea.

hadepsx

Tayto sandwitch

josip

After Eights - damn the fcukers in the ebola thread.

josip

shamrock55 wrote: »

You do realise crisps are the worst thing for your teeth

Surely a baseball bat is worse?

magentis

A big hairy fanny.

Deank

magentis wrote: »

A big hairy fanny.

Requires a lot of plucking and flossing after eating, no?

Why not go for the pruned and cared for fanny?

Deank

josip wrote: »

Surely a baseball bat is worse?

Crow bar, tyre iron, concrete block, we're dealing in semantics here.

wazky

Deank wrote: »

Requires a lot of plucking and flossing after eating, no?

Why not go for the pruned and cared for fanny?

Get it wrong though and you have a serious case of friction burn.