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Try & Seduce The Poster Above You.

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  • #52
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    You have me dripping like a broken tap


  • #53
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Hey there, do you have exceptionally low standards and/or self-esteem?


  • #54
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Lick me?


  • #55
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Have you got pet insurance?
    Caus your pussy is gonna get smashed in.


  • #56
    DLMA23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭DLMA23


    Get your coat, you've pulled


  • #57
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Caus your pussy is gonna get smashed in.

    Mmmm...I like him.


  • #58
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    I'm was gonna go to Electric Picnic on me own, but eh.. you reckon you'd fit in a two man tent, Christy?


  • #59
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    I'm going to blow you ...... Away with my effective motivational seminar .


  • #60
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    To a pregnant chick: room for another lodger?


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  • #61
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?


  • #62
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

    You can't peanut butter you cock in someone's mouth


  • #63
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    You can't peanut butter you cock in someone's mouth

    No you can't peanut butter your cock up someone's bumhole.

    Gets me every time. :pac:


  • #64
    Awkward Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭Awkward Badger


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    No you can't peanut butter your cock up someone's bumhole.

    Gets me every time. :pac:

    Have you tried reporting it to the Gardai ?


  • #65
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Awkward Badger wrote: »
    Have you tried reporting it to the Gardai ?

    Do you think they'd spank me?


  • #66
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    I'm rich and have poor impulse control.


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  • #67
    Awkward Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭Awkward Badger


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Do you think they'd spank me?

    I want out, I'm in over my head.


  • #68
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Awkward Badger wrote: »
    I'm in over my head.

    Well you're supposed to put it in that far, don't ya know?


  • #69
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I can bake, and I'm easy.

    Would you like to try out my sticky jam doughnut?


  • #70
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    I like to lick the jam out before chewing on the doughy bit.


  • #71
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    catallus wrote: »
    I like to lick the jam out before chewing on the doughy bit.

    I go to Mass every Sunday.


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  • #72
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    catallus wrote: »
    I like to lick the jam out before chewing on the doughy bit.

    Licking sounds good. I wouldn't be as keen on this chewing suggestion though... :eek:


  • #73
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Licking sounds good. I wouldn't be as keen on this chewing suggestion though... :eek:


    Need some drizzle for that lemon cake? :p


  • #74
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I go to Mass every Sunday.

    That's a pretty good start, FC.
    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Licking sounds good. I wouldn't be as keen on this chewing suggestion though... :eek:

    Not chomping down like some maniac, obviously. Just like nibbling, you know?


  • #75
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Need some drizzle for that lemon cake? :p

    Oh, it's been thoroughly drizzled on, thanks. And finished off with long ribbony spurts of white icing :D
    catallus wrote: »
    Not chomping down like some maniac, obviously. Just like nibbling, you know?

    Nibbling I can work with :pac:


  • #76
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

    Nibbling I can work with :pac:

    I always leave the icing 'til last. But a generous helping liberally applied makes everyone happy, I find.


  • #77
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    I wouldn't dirty my cock with ya


    /plays hard to get.


  • #78
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Bend over and face Dingle


  • #79
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    Do you like bread?


  • #80
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Well you did say you were getting a facial.


  • #81
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Ho.
    Ho.
    Ho.
    €50 for you.


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  • #82
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    I wanna be on you


  • #83
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    I'll leave you dripping like a fcuked fridge.

    Do you spit, swallow or gargle?

    I'll put your hip out.

    I'll give you enough cock to put a handrail round the M50


  • #84
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    WTF.:rolleyes:


  • #85
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Baaaaa..


  • #86
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Baaaaa..

    The Roscommon people will be on you like a ton of bricks!


  • #87
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Baaaaa..

    Now you're talking my language.


  • #88
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    I don't think you're an idiot.

    Flutters eyelashes.


  • #89
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »
    I don't think you're an idiot.

    Flutters eyelashes.

    I'm glad your mother didn't abort you :)


  • #90
    The Pheasant2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭The Pheasant2


    *Looks her up and down*

    So...how much do you weigh?


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  • #91
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    The Pheasant2 wrote: »
    *Looks her up and down*

    So...how much do you weigh?

    Enough to break the ice :D


  • #92
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    She tried to but she forgot her passport.


  • #93
    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »
    She tried to but she forgot her passport.

    When you walked passed a tear drop just ran down my thigh ;-)


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