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Should I run or stay for sex

  • 26-08-2014 7:54pm
    #1
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,921 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Met this girl Saturday on Tinder. She is a bit obsessed with her ex and the girl he dumped her for.

    Why AH why not the relationship forum?

    Check out the screenshots below.

    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/

    She is really hot though and wants to meet up (hopefully sex) Friday.

    Over to AH. Whats your thoughts? Bit messed up or crazy? Worth it or not?

    Btw she is from Cork and is a farmer girl so any good jokes about sheep/farmers/slurry pass them on.
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Comments

  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I can't believe the other girl has teeth breasts. No wonder your man left his mrs for her.


  • #3
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    That is going to be some great angry sex


  • #4
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    First thing's first.

    Do you own a pet rabbit?


  • #5
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    It sounds like she wants you to be her alibi for a murder.


  • #6
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Dont stick your dick in crazy. Its not worth it in the long run.


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  • #7
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,230 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Well I'll ask so.

    pics.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #8
    EyeSight
    Registered Users Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭EyeSight


    Not worth it. Crazy girls are never worth the sex. I speak from experience. Keep this up and you will be her "ex" and she will be obsessed with you.
    I know of one crazy girl who gave herself bruises and accused her ex of beating her just to get back at him. Luckily for him there was a witness who saw her hit herself and start screaming while he was trying to tell her to go away


  • #9
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    You've provided proof of crazy, please provide proof of hot.


  • #10
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,631 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    "His loss hun my gain hopefully?!"

    You really are a creepy, desperate, little innocent boy :D


  • #11
    jubella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭jubella


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN_sSXKbzHk


    Make sure she's on the right side of the line


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  • #12
    Ciderswigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    Run. the. fúck. away!!!!!!


  • #13
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,921 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    The Cunning Linguist wrote: »
    His loss my gain?!

    You really are a creepy, desperate, little innocent boy :D

    Well it is his loss. If you seen her naked you wouldn't say no to her


  • #14
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,631 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Chris___ wrote: »
    If you seen her naked you wouldn't say no to her

    Go on, try me.


  • #15
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Shes the kind of girl you dont bring back to yours.


  • #16
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 39,603 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Run OP. Run quite fast.

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



  • #17
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Well it is his loss. If you seen her naked you wouldn't say no to her
    Fuck the hypotheticals.

    Make with the pics.


  • #18
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    Have sex and then run


  • #19
    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Well it is his loss. If you seen her naked you wouldn't say no to her

    Now picture her naked with your ba**s on her left hand and a meat cleaver in her right hand. Still as hot?


  • #20
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    I hope she finds this thread and recognises the screenshots..that would be some laugh


  • #21
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Get out, man, run!


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  • #22
    Me?
    Registered Users Posts: 269 ✭✭Me?


    Chris.This is not going to end well. Once she see's the small dick on you she'll be disappointed and everyone will know. Crazy bitches don't like small dick.


  • #23
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,921 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Lia_lia wrote: »
    I hope she finds this thread and recognises the screenshots..that would be some laugh

    I made sure of it she wasn't on here xD she never heard of boards.ie they probably haven't got broadband there. Getting the bus to Mallow Friday to meet her.


  • #24
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    Are you sure she's not a bloke?


  • #25
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Me? wrote: »
    Chris.This is not going to end well. Once she see's the small dick on you she'll be disappointed and everyone will know. Crazy bitches don't like small dick.
    Chris___ wrote: »
    I made sure of it she wasn't on here xD she never heard of boards.ie they probably haven't got broadband there. Getting the bus to Mallow Friday to meet her.

    You two know each other IRL?


  • #26
    jubella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭jubella


    Somebody better keep an eye on this thread over the weekend. If OP doesn't update assume the worst.


  • #27
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,921 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    JustAddWater wrote: »
    Are you sure she's not a bloke?

    Lol the night we met she snapchat me nudes so yes or a really good sex change


  • #28
    ALiasEX
    Registered Users Posts: 535 ✭✭✭ALiasEX


    If you/she can't have children, go for it.


  • #29
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,230 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Lol the night we met she snapchat me nudes so yes or a really good sex change

    Well she's certainly eager

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #30
    Onthe3rdDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Onthe3rdDay


    Really you shouldn't be having sex with her on Friday...even if it's on offer. It's not worth it under almost any circumstance. you'll know what I'm talking about 5 minutes after the deed is done. It's at that point she'll drop the act and THE REAL CRAZY will emerge.


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  • #31
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Crazy is fantastic if she is hot, otherwise it is scary.

    If it was me I would go by the crazy/hot scale.


  • #32
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    Having sex with a culchie is like having sex with a septic tank.... you dont know what ****es in there, but you know theres a lot of it and IT STINKS!


  • #33
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Getting the bus to Mallow Friday to meet her.

    It was nice knowing you.


  • #34
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,826 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    I think she sounds delightful.
    Bang away you crazy so-n-so.:pac:


  • #35
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Lol the night we met she snapchat me nudes so yes or a really good sex change

    Is she blonde and does she have a bit of puppy fat, if so I rode her in Santa Ponsa a couple of years back


  • #36
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    Id rather set fire to my penis



    and drink grapefruit juice at the same time





    no, just no


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  • #37
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMviaymhLKg


  • #38
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Go and meet her on Friday but bring a baseball bat for protection in case she turns nasty. Try and get some pics too, especially of her tits.


  • #39
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,946 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Here's your answer OP..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlT6owR5Ytg


    .. Not worth the hassle dude!


  • #40
    Kamik
    Registered Users Posts: 106 ✭✭Kamik


    Lucyfur wrote: »
    Have sex and then run
    That is by far the best advice so far!

    BTW, thatsts a nice bum on that hot-crazy scale!;)


  • #41
    fullstop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,500 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Lol the night we met she snapchat me nudes so yes or a really good sex change

    Classy!


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  • #42
    Sciprio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Sciprio


    Put on your wizard robes and hat.


  • #43
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    So, she's gonna cut off the dick from her ex. What makes you think she wouldnt want to do the same for you?


  • #44
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,799 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Neon_Lights wrote: »
    Is she blonde and does she have a bit of puppy fat, if so I rode her in Santa Ponsa a couple of years back

    And there's me thinking that you were a straight girl. You live & learn, huh?


  • #45
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Chris___ wrote: »
    ...... Getting the bus to Mallow Friday to meet her.

    So you don't even have a car in case you need a quick getaway. ??
    Tell your parents you love them before you leave for the train....it will be some comfort to them when your body parts are eventually found in and around the greater Mallow area. ;)


  • #46
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    The Hill Billy wrote: »
    And there's me thinking that you were a straight girl. You live & learn, huh?

    You wish I was:
    1. Feminine
    2. Laying there spread eagled to receive the shaft

    I'm incapable to doing either due to the fact I have a willy....

    I am flattered all the same haha


  • #47
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I think you might get the shaft whether you think you can receive it or not.


  • #48
    Neon_Lights
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    kowloon wrote: »
    I think you might get the shaft whether you think you can receive it or not.

    Stop masturbating to boards haha....


  • #49
    conditioned games
    Registered Users Posts: 683 ✭✭✭conditioned games


    Go for it, she is letting of steam which is natural. If she is fit and up for it then get stuck in. You'll know yourself if its time to bail later


  • #50
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Sciprio wrote: »
    Put on your wizard robes and hat.
    She might have a wizard's sleeve to match your outfit....


  • #51
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVmKam3m34


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