Should I run or stay for sex

Stone Deaf 4evr

Huh, as a native of mallow, I am intrigued.

Ishmael

Go for it OP. Following the act:

Shut down Tinder account and any other account that you have used to contact her, Burn the phone, bury it in the woods and change your name!

Then take off and nuke the site from Orbit.....its the only way to be sure! :pac:

CantonasCollar

Whatever you do, do not let her tie you up / handcuff you to anything! Sure as hell as the anger consumes her you are gonna come off worst.

On the other hand If she's hot, may as well go out with a bang!

blade1

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

Huh, as a native of mallow, I am intrigued.

Wait at the bus stop for the OP!
You'll be able to recognise him easy enough.
He'll have desperate written all over his face!

Ficheall

Thread is obviously a wind-up.
There are no hot women in Cork.

blankblank

The OP will have alot of eager boardsies checking in Friday night/ Sat morning

Ya see, you need to outdo her in the crazy department.

Tell her your ex did something similar to you so you locked her up in her basement and make her watch you have sex with new women you meet. Tell her you'd like to apply the same tactic to her ex.

Hotfail.com

Has OP linked any pics yet?

begrandx

Run. As fast as your two legs can carry you. If not, lie about everything, ie last name, where you're from, maybe you're planning to leave the country very shortly for work etc.

blade1

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Has OP linked any pics yet?

Yes

ManofStraw

I'd smash it ......













No seriously I would smash it, then leave her to her own devices and let to moan to the next poor unfortunate guy to swipe right.

DazMarz

A friend of mine has a woeful habit of sticking his dick in crazy. His ex and his current are both absolutely nuts, and any one nighters he's had are also loo-la. I guess some guys are gluttons for punishment.

Having seen the mental toll sticking his dick into crazy has taken on my friend... run. Run for the hills and never look back. Maybe bang her once and then delete everything and make sure she can't track you down.

Hide your pet rabbit, too.

Tar.Aldarion

marsh her mallow

Come friday there will be a lot of this: u ok hun? xx

Unfortunately we'll find your feet washing ashore.

For Forks Sake

Has he been killed yet?

bear1

I guess the lines after the OP's username is his current heartbeat.

whupdedo

Frankly on behalf of all men in a relationship and forced to have sex over and over again with the same woman, you owe it to all of us to ride that pink play slide and don't forget to tell us all about it in great detail

kiffer

Sacramento wrote: »

Ya see, you need to outdo her in the crazy department.

Tell her your ex did something similar to you so you locked her up in her basement and make her watch you have sex with new women you meet. Tell her you'd like to apply the same tactic to her ex.

This is how those crazy weird couples you hear about on the news start...
One says "Sometimes I get so mad I just want to XYZ my ex, or like someone that looks similar just to get it out of my system" and if the other says "ahhh that's a bit fierce weird" then the first says "ahhh I'm just joking like... blowing off steam" but if the second says "yeah, I know what you mean, I could help with that! Hahaha if you help me with Other Crazy Thing hahahah".
And at that point it's all blowing off steam and a "joke" but six months later they are on the news for skinning six people or something...

if you're so up set about an ex that you are fantasising about doing GBH to them and their new partner then you probably need therapy rather than a new partner.

corner of hells

bear1 wrote: »

I guess the lines after the OP's username is his current heartbeat.

Or a space.to change his name to Christina after she debollocks him.

blade1

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Has he been killed yet?

No, that would be tomorrow night!

fizzypish

This is like one of those nature shows, where they set up one of those high resolution, high frame capture cameras. We can see the mouse approaching the snake except we can do nothing about it. Also, seeing as you've never actually seen this beore in the flesh, she may not be hot... or a beore. Actually your going on a trip to meet the Irish ted bundy.

ruthloss

Chucken wrote: »

Well it seems number 131 involves a spanner :eek:

Number 100 involves wet lettuce leafs.:P

lukesmom

You all set for tomorrow night OP???? Remember to bring protection.....oh and condoms too

For Forks Sake

blade1 wrote: »

No, that would be tomorrow night!

Dunno, crazy might have managed to track him down to his home in advance :eek:

sin0city

Tonight's the night,
tonight's the night,
tonight's the night...

OP was a working man
He used to load that Econoline van.
A sparkle was in his eye
But his life was in his hands...

bear1

Is it me... or has the OP disappeared??
I bet she found the thread. RIP OP... RIP

blade1

bear1 wrote: »

Is it me... or has the OP disappeared??
I bet she found the thread. RIP OP... RIP

We need to put out a Missing Persons Bulletin!

Height-Unknown,Weight-Unknown, but heading in the Mallow direction with a massive horn..:pac:

talla10

She probably found some other fella who didn't ask the audience about having sex and is now balls deep

gandalf

At times like this you need to listen to Bruce!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7viY-K4Twlg

zl1whqvjs75cdy

He's definitely dead.

I Heart Internet

I'll be very disappointed if the OP doesn't let us know how he gets on!


Edit: Hurrahhh!

Grab All Association

I'm still alive. Lol just got to be careful getting on here xD she came up to my place yesterday and is still here staying until tomorrow we're heading to Nenagh for the day she is getting ready as I type. Oh and she is super ****ing beautiful and its looking good she told me she wants a relationship with me now I wont be on boards as much in case I get caught though she never uses boards.ie xD she is on PRC.

I Heart Internet

So..................eh...............did ye get it on?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Chris___ wrote: »

she is on PRC.

If that's not enough of a warning..

mathie

Chris___ wrote: »

I'm still alive. Lol just got to be careful getting on here xD she came up to my place yesterday and is still here staying until tomorrow we're heading to Nenagh for the day she is getting ready as I type. Oh and she is super ****ing beautiful and its looking good she told me she wants a relationship with me now I wont be on boards as much in case I get caught though she never uses boards.ie xD she is on PRC.

Nenagh?
The next time you hear 'nenagh' it'll be from the inside of the ambulance.

Ed Winchester

Maybe i'm getting old. But what is xD?

Export

Ed Winchester wrote: »

Maybe i'm getting old. But what is xD?

I don't even know what PRC is!

Panthro

Chris___ wrote: »

I'm still alive. Lol just got to be careful getting on here xD she came up to my place yesterday and is still here staying until tomorrow we're heading to Nenagh for the day she is getting ready as I type. Oh and she is super ****ing beautiful and its looking good she told me she wants a relationship with me now I wont be on boards as much in case I get caught though she never uses boards.ie xD she is on PRC.

Ships guna sink brah.
Titanic style.
Wear a wet suit!:pac:

zl1whqvjs75cdy

PRC? this will definitely all end in tears. Or dead OP. Or both.

Panthro

Export wrote: »

I don't even know what PRC is!

Proceed Riv Caution

kenmc

Ed Winchester wrote: »

Maybe i'm getting old. But what is xD?

like VD but worse

markhogan

RUN FOREST RUN

Ed Winchester

Export wrote: »

I don't even know what PRC is!

Me either. I don't speak limerick.

Buona Fortuna

Ed Winchester wrote: »

Maybe i'm getting old. But what is xD?

Export wrote: »

I don't even know what PRC is!

And I thought it was me being Mr Old Thickee

Export

What ever happened to Mallow? This relationship is moving FAST!

blade1

Export wrote: »

I don't even know what PRC is!

Ed Winchester wrote: »

Me either. I don't speak limerick.

What's she doing with the Professional Regulation Commission??

Eogclouder

All joking aside, she seems like she's hurting a lot, She's probably just trying to deal with it the best she can.

minidazzler

He brought her to his house.... Holy fcuk this kid is gonna get his dick bitten off. A girl from mallow who wants to go to nenagh. Two of the most bandit country places outside of north Kerry.

Farewell sweet prince.

Eogclouder wrote: »

All joking aside, she seems like she's hurting a lot, She's probably just trying to deal with it the best she can.

Luckily OP is there to help her through the pain :pac: not for long mind, because crazy gets violent.

I Heart Internet

PRC is "People's Republic of Cork" - a website with a discussion forum.

I don't know what xD stands for. Maybe xDick....like he'll be once she snaps (it off).

Ed Winchester

Chris. Be a sport and tell us what xD and PRC is.

gitane007

You are being set up , careful who's waiting in the car park of that train station.