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Should I run or stay for sex

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Chris. Be a sport and tell us what xD and PRC is.

    PRC is actually PROC and stands for people's republic of cork, it's for people from my fair county who are afraid of talking to people not from here.

    And xD is a smile so huge you have to close your eyes to do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,861 ✭✭✭Bummer1234


    PRC is "People's Republic of Cork" - a website with a discussion forum.

    I don't know what xD stands for. Maybe xDick....like he'll be once she snaps (it off).

    Jasus!!! They have abbreviations for all sorts now!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭Ed Winchester


    PRC is actually PROC and stands for people's republic of cork, it's for people from my fair county who are afraid of talking to people not from here.

    And xD is a smile so huge you have to close your eyes to do it.

    Thank you sir. Much obliged.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Thank you sir. Much obliged.

    I will point out, I hate myself for knowing what xD is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    I will point out, I hate myself for knowing what xD is.

    You should ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,994 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    Never never never let them know where you live god damn it!

    You done fcked up....

    This shall end in 1 of 2 ways..

    Numero uno - She gets over ex and tosses you aside while your desperately in love with her and fall into a deep worthless depression pining for her.

    Numero...2 - She was so easy to pick up that she'll end up sleepin around while you're in a 'relationship'. You'll either be fine with it or finish up with the same result as numero uno.

    Enjoy :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 231 ✭✭prizefighter


    So who is going to be the one to go to PRC and post a very candid link to this thread and thus act as a catalyst to the inevitable murder suicide which will surely shock Nenagh?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,512 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    So who is going to be the one to go to PRC and post a very candid link to this thread and thus act as a catalyst to the inevitable murder suicide which will surely shock Nenagh?!

    Hahaha! You evil bastard!!!:pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭✭josip




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭Eogclouder


    He brought her to his house.... Holy fcuk this kid is gonna get his dick bitten off. A girl from mallow who wants to go to nenagh. Two of the most bandit country places outside of north Kerry.

    Farewell sweet prince.



    Luckily OP is there to help her through the pain :pac: not for long mind, because crazy gets violent.

    I didn't say don't stay the **** away from her :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    She wants a relationship with you...yet she's clearly not over her ex...actually in your words she's "obsessed" with him...

    This is gonna have a fairytale ending, I can just feel it :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    She wants a relationship with you...yet she's clearly not over her ex...actually in your words she's "obsessed" with him...

    This is gonna have a fairytale ending, I can just feel it :)

    It's what we fondly refer to as the 'rebound'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,843 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    OP when you are done, please post your experience here:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057279031

    I believe yours will be a valued contribution.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,512 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Chris, I hope we are all invited to the wedding as we were with you right from the start!
    Through thick and thin we stuck by your side.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,768 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    This love story has everything... A beautiful, rural young woman with a shady past, a dashing and eager though naive suitor, exotic locations (Mallow, Nenagh), passion, suspense, buses, youthful romance, farming, the internet, threats of physical sadism, unpredictability...

    Can't wait for the next episode!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    Dude ... Dude run while you still have both your legs!

    Remember you will BE the next ex....or stuck with her.

    RUN!

    Leave crazy bitches alone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

    I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 :) yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

    Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    Please, someone post a pic of Puss in Boots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    Well glad you're still alive. Now you better pray she doesn't see this thread :D


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

    I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 :) yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

    Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

    Seriously, Puss in Boots - or Donkey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.



    Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.


    Maybe YOU are the crazy one. ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    Bafucin wrote: »
    Maybe YOU are the crazy one. ;)

    Ah no, she was going to mutilate the new girlfriend.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    I suspect the new girlfriend isn't Irish.
    For a start, we're not the most beautiful and not the most passionate.
    Much as we think that we swear, we have not a clue. Genuinely.

    'I hope that your ex whore loses her womb and every child she ever has'
    'That your father sucks the dick of a snake'
    'Your mother is ****ing a pig pretending to be God'.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    If the girl is not Irish, the auld insults are probably mild.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭Ed Winchester


    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

    I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 :) yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

    Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

    Awww smitten kitten! Don't get hurt fella.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    It's our equivalent of 'Your Ma'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭SQLDBA


    I just went through 12 pages of comments looking for Pics and not a single one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

    I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 :) yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

    Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

    It's good that you're happy, but really, don't be so naive. She pretty much told you she just wants to get back at her ex, so as long as you know that that's all she wants you for then have fun.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

    I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 :) yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

    Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

    Well that was disappointing. I was in a mood for some blood and gore. :(
    Best of luck m8. You never know how life turns and what you discover ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 138 ✭✭WILL NEVER LOG OFF


    anna080 wrote: »
    It's good that you're happy, but really, don't be so naive. She pretty much told you she just wants to get back at her ex, so as long as you know that that's all she wants you for then have fun.
    she's a young girl, she was drunk.

    lets just let the op enjoy this. although...
    So who is going to be the one to go to PRC and post a very candid link to this thread and thus act as a catalyst to the inevitable murder suicide which will surely shock Nenagh?!
    josip wrote: »
    you bastards! sitting alone in a booth in a quiet pub, had a crazy lady laughing fit. many shifty looks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,768 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake

    DON'T EVER SAY THAT


    This thread is awesome.

    You're awesome, Chris.

    You're her no.2, Chris, always remember that.



    The plot thickens...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    Export wrote: »
    Ah no, she was going to mutilate the new girlfriend.

    Thaaat's pretty ****in crazy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,768 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    anna080 wrote: »
    It's good that you're happy, but really, don't be so naive. She pretty much told you she just wants to get back at her ex, so as long as you know that that's all she wants you for then have fun.

    Away with your cynicism!


  • Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭Heikki


    Wow OP is so creepy. Uh shivers. I hope the poor girl cops on b4 thinking about having sex with him.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Aubrey loves Joe


    She is gonna cry during the sex. Run now


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now.

    I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 :) yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.
    .

    You feel like a right bastard for starting the thread, yet still post personal information she trusted you with?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    You feel like a right bastard for starting the thread, yet still post personal information she trusted you with?

    Don't think she will come across this thread (hope she don't or I will be dumped :D)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Don't think she will come across this thread (hope not or I will be dumped :D)

    She has.....
    havent you seen the hypothetical "if you were a murderer" thread yet? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Chris, if you think you're genuinely lucky, delete all your posts in this thread, then close your account. You've only had it a year. You'll be sacrificing a year of your past for an eternity of your future.

    You can always create a new Boards account; SoIMarriedAnAxeMurderer is available I see.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    Chris see you seem to be the type of bloke who likes to point at the drama in a relationship for spectators and we greatly appreciate that. But it is this type of behavior that is going to make it easier for her to justify killing you in her head. And not just you the next girl you want to shag. And before you know it you are known and the guy with a crazy ex who will destroy any girl kind enough to shift you.

    Where will the killing end?

    There is one question you really need to ask?

    Is the sex going to be THAT good?

    I think we all know it is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,768 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Don't think she will come across this thread (hope she don't or I will be dumped :D)

    Please Jesus let her discover this thread and start posting on it. Fully interactive drama!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 17 mickoftheglens


    I would give her a quare seeing to up against an auld abonded cottage wall.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    DeadHand wrote: »
    Please Jesus let her discover this thread and start posting on it. Fully interactive drama!

    It's gonna happen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    is her name ciara and youre due to meet her in a petrol station, to discuss the new safe she found in her garden since you started on the journey?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    MS.ing wrote: »
    is her name ciara and youre due to meet her in a petrol station, to discuss the new safe she found in her garden since you started on the journey?

    Her sisters name is Ciara


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    I haven't seen Audition, is it any good?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

    I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 :) yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

    Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

    Oh she was drunk? You should've said sooner because that makes talking about seriously harming two other people not crazy at all. :pac:

    Do you "just need to know these things"? I don't think how many guys she slept with in her past is any of your business actually.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    Novella wrote: »
    Oh she was drunk? You should've said sooner because that makes talking about seriously harming two other people not crazy at all. :pac:

    Do you "just need to know these things"? I don't think how many guys she slept with in her past is any of your business actually.

    I have slept with more than 2 men. I think I absorbed a whole lot of CRAAZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ.
    Me hole.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    I've just had a shocking revelation. This thread was genuine. LOL. 'Should I run or stay for sex'.
    Good God Almighty - save us all!


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