Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014 - Mod Note in OP, 1/09

gafferino

Gbear wrote: »

Football often involves people into coming into contact with one another. That sound like it's the extent of it.

Cjs21

And it's confirmed bullsh*t

https://twitter.com/mccareyA1/status/507893147490586624

gafferino

This is totally off thread and mods delete away if you want.

Just thought this was a nice touch and very classy:

http://www.independent.ie/sport/leftfield/video-villarreal-allow-13yearold-cancer-patient-to-play-for-them-in-charity-match-against-celtic-and-he-scores-30564969.html

Dickerty

I can't view Twitter here, what is going on?

NukaCola

Log in.

Sturridge injured.
Mario kicks some young fella in the head.

Immediately logs off.
Flips table.

Tusky

Dickerty wrote: »

I can't view Twitter here, what is going on?

Twitter rumours that Balotelli was subbed during a closed game between Liverpool and Wolves after kicking a player in the head. Rumours have been dismissed by people who saw the game.

Dickerty

And the lesson is - Twitter is full of it!

Harry Palmr

I for one am almost disappointed Balotelli is innocent of these crimes, whatever they may be.

gucci

Vicxas wrote: »

'Unconfirmed' and 'suggest' with a picture that could mean anything.


Mmmmmmm

I have as much factual input as anyone here, but if someone kicked me in the head I'd expect my team mates to be getting involved / around me, looks like it's all pretty relaxed in that picture.

pmy.murphy

I agree it is kinda funny. Hes a walking pantomime. Id say he would be some craic on the beer

Colemania

Cjs21 wrote: »

And it's confirmed bullsh*t

https://twitter.com/mccareyA1/status/507893147490586624

Same guy also confirmed that Lallana scored

Dickerty

Colemania wrote: »

Same guy also confirmed that Lallana scored

That "guy" is the Wolves keeper today! He confirmed the score 1-0 and Lallana scored, and that Balo didn't punch him.

Fescue

Just seen on Twitter Balotelli kicked Sturidge in the head and he's dead.

gafferino

Fescue wrote: »

Just seen on Twitter Balotelli kicked Sturidge in the head and he's dead.

He's not dead...he's going for a scan to see if he's dead.

Dickerty

Fescue wrote: »

Just seen on Twitter Balotelli kicked Sturidge in the head and he's dead.

Nice one, Rescue with an F! :cool:

Dickerty

gafferino wrote: »

He's not dead...he's going for a scan to see if he's dead.

No, it's a pre-natal scan, he's having Hendo's baby.
It's going to be a 6 inch meatball marinara...

Vicxas

gafferino wrote: »

He's not dead...he's going for a scan to see if he's dead.

Unconfirmed that Strurridge is dead.....

Rumour has it Ballotelli got Sturridge pregnant

Boom_Bap

rarnes1 wrote: »

Rumour has it Ballotelli got Sturridge pregnant

Nope, Sterling looked at Ballotelli, so naturally its Mario that is preggars.

Harry Palmr

rarnes1 wrote: »

Rumour has it Ballotelli got Sturridge pregnant

Sterling says its his.

Gah! beaten to the punch :mad:

punk_one82

rarnes1 wrote: »

Rumour has it Ballotelli got Sturridge pregnant

If it works out the same as Stevie and Xabi's love child then we could have a great new generation of ballers.

Super-Rush

Mario magnifico.
Mario fantastico.
Ole ole
Ole ole

Agent Coulson

I'm kind of disappointed now Balotelli didn't kick someone in the head.

Anyone

Unconfirmed that he attempted to kick the player in the head, but missed. Opta might reduce his attempts on target. Questions now on how much value the €16m actually is.

Unconfirmed also that yes Sturridge is dead, but only for the England game, should be fine for Villa.

Chip Whitley

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Harry Palmr

The Wolves fitness coach is a worry.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2745043/Adam-Lallana-plays-Liverpool-training-match-against-Wolves-ahead-Reds-debut-recovering-knee-injury.html



Vanishing spray makes its Melwood debut



Is the entire football world now cloned after Adam Lallana?

Dickerty

Harry Palmr wrote: »

The Wolves fitness coach is a worry.

I've been to Wolverhampton, I'd say that's fairly typical...

Agent Coulson

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Grown men looking at shaving cream like it's an E.T.

michael999999

Vicxas wrote: »

Unconfirmed that Strurridge is dead.....

Has it been confirmed that its unconfirmed?

Agent Coulson

michael999999 wrote: »

Has it been confirmed that its unconfirmed?

Unconfirmed reports that it's been confirmed.

jasonb

A lot of pics for a behind closed doors game...

J.

SuperTortoise

michael999999 wrote: »

Has it been confirmed that its unconfirmed?

Still waiting on the confirmation of the unconfirmation :cool:

SuperTortoise

What was the score in the friendly?

Dickerty

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Unconfirmed reports that it's been confirmed.

I just received an email that someone tweeted about a blog saying that someone on Tumblr got a text from an ITK saying that "he LITERALLY can't even..."

So......yep.

michael999999

SuperTortoise wrote: »

What was the score in the friendly?

One dead and at least two seriously pregnant!

Fescue

SuperTortoise wrote: »

What was the score in the friendly?

Confirmed 0-1 Unconfirmed

Dickerty

SuperTortoise wrote: »

What was the score in the friendly?

Balotelli 1 - Someone's face 0

SuperTortoise

michael999999 wrote: »

One dead and at least two seriously pregnant!

* Tip's hat* Very good:)

Utopia Parkway

Can playing for Germany U-21's against Ireland on Eurosport 2 now. Only been watching a few minutes but looks like he's playing centre-half. Jack Grealish playing for Ireland.

The Mig

Utopia Parkway wrote: »

Can playing for Germany U-21's against Ireland on Eurosport 2 now. Only been watching a few minutes but looks like he's playing centre-half. Jack Grealish playing for Ireland.

I thought Balotelli kicked him in the head at a match at Melwood today?

NukaCola

This is going to go on for pages isn't it?

sweetie

The Mig wrote: »

I thought Balotelli kicked him in the head at a match at Melwood today?

no, Ballotelli kicked a can

The Mig

sweetie wrote: »

no, Ballotelli kicked a can

Mexican?

~Rebel~

Can should have had an assist there, great ball to the striker who couldn't finish.

Jack Graelish looks to be taking a bit of a hammering once again. Quick feet.

Utopia Parkway

Grealish is good.

spiritcrusher

Harry Palmr wrote: »

The Wolves fitness coach is a worry.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2745043/Adam-Lallana-plays-Liverpool-training-match-against-Wolves-ahead-Reds-debut-recovering-knee-injury.html

Has the big lad in the background (the fitness guy I presume) got both his legs in the one hole of his shorts??

Cartman78

There should be more of these behind closed/slightly ajar doors games....the level of bull****, hearsay and waffle generated has been phenomenal

Superbus

spiritcrusher wrote: »

Has the big lad in the background (the fitness guy I presume) got both his legs in the one hole of his shorts??

Nope it's the official Wolves muumuu

greendom

It's as plain as day what's happened here. Balotelli has indeed kicked off some unsuspecting Wolves' player's head.

Liverpool have paid off everyone in attendance including all the Wolves' players and even that fat bloke, to pretend nothing happened.

No one will be any the wiser until the Wolves player walks onto the pitch without a head.

kfallon

Sturridge out of England game on Monday, wonder how serious the injury is!