Deadline Day Thread

dobsdave

Nib wrote: »

"fuck her right in the pussy"

Yeah, hilarious

niallo27

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Is it my imagination or are there a lot more tossers hanging around outside the grounds this year?

Why broadcast in front of them though. What do they expect.

Billy86

dobsdave wrote: »

Yeah, hilarious

Had the 12 year olds in stitches behind him.

I'd have found it hilarious too, when I was 12.

Looper007

niallo27 wrote: »

Why broadcast in front of them though. What do they expect.

The sad thing is most of them aren't even fans just some fools trying to get a little attention.

Nib

Redzer7 wrote: »

Idiots.

dobsdave wrote: »

Yeah, hilarious

Billy86 wrote: »

Had the 12 year olds in stitches behind him.

I'd have found it hilarious too, when I was 12.

Cheer up lads.

Arsenal fans by any chance?

The Mig

:pac::pac::pac:

https://vine.co/v/OBPgtPVXQiJ

niallo27

Looper007 wrote: »

The sad thing is most of them aren't even fans just some fools trying to get a little attention.

A fella standing behind you in black sunglasses at night time is always a bit dodgy though.

Redzer7

Nib wrote: »

Cheer up lads.

Arsenal fans by any chance?

Yep, but if I was a Chelsea fan I'd still think they're idiots tbh.

Billy86

niallo27 wrote: »

Why broadcast in front of them though. What do they expect.

Think the idea is mainly to have kids there for the "look" they are going for (odd that all the kids have their hair done perfect, faces for TV, etc by the way...), and it would be a pretty cool way to spend the night at that age. But a bunch of older kids, even some around 18-24 or so seem to have nothing better to do all night. That's when it goes from "cute" to kind of weird.

smileyj1987

3 things that are certain in life:
- Death
- Taxes
- Harry Redknapp signing Niko Kranjčar

Billy86

Nib wrote: »

Cheer up lads.

Arsenal fans by any chance?

I'll give you a hint, it's not been a good day.

Tom Cleverley is still at my club. Even Falcao won't help me feel better after that.

syngindub

hughes doing a redknapp

Lovely Bloke

syngindub wrote: »

hughes doing a redknapp

dobsdave

Nib wrote: »

Cheer up lads.

Arsenal fans by any chance?

No, did you find that funny? really?

Ulysses Gaze

Lol...they really need to rethink reporters outside the grounds!

NUTZZ

Idiots, they are just ruining reports now, its not funny!

Soups123

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Lol...they really need to rethink reporters outside the grounds!

Ha ha 'fcuk her right in the pu**y'

Nobs

kfallon

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Lol...they really need to rethink reporters outside the grounds!

Surely this is the end of it now!
Dildos
"Fúck her in the pussy"
Blow up dolls

They can't do it anymore but tbh they have been asking for it :rolleyes:

Billy86

NUTZZ wrote: »

Idiots, they are just ruining reports now, its not funny!

Yep, that's the end of SSNs current format, which is a shame because I felt the younger fans they had a few years ago was a nice touch.

syngindub

yeah, they will put an end to reporters outside the ground. shame, few memorable moments in the past year but it's fine to put an end to it

smileyj1987

Transfer Deadline Day Summary:
- F*** Her Right in the P****
- Transfer Dildo
- Just Banter

The Wild Bunch

Jim White is a horrible horrible media creation. Just utterly fake, totally narcisstic, resoundingly humourless and a bewilderingly over inflated sense of self worth.

If he was on fire I wouldnt p1ss on him, instead I'd punch him in the face repeatedly, to such an extent that I get 3rd degree burns.

I am not a fan

Donnielighto

The Wild Bunch wrote: »

Jim White is a horrible horrible media creation. Just utterly fake, totally narcisstic, resoundingly humourless and a bewilderingly over inflated sense of self worth.

If he was on fire I wouldnt p1ss on him, instead I'd punch him in the face repeatedly, to such an extent that I get 3rd degree burns.

I am not a fan

Hotfail.com

NUTZZ wrote: »

Idiots, they are just ruining reports now, its not funny!

Ah it is though.

~Rebel~

The Mig wrote: »

:pac::pac::pac:

https://vine.co/v/OBPgtPVXQiJ

What an absolute ****ing moron.

No "internet" things have bothered me as much as that one...there's no fun or mirth to it, it's just this nasty, horrible, misogynistic thing that has somehow gained a following.

Sometimes I just really hate people.

The Wild Bunch

cletus van damme

dobsdave wrote: »

No, did you find that funny? really?

I did . Each and every time .In fact I replayed it for the missus too.
The dildo was better though.

If you don't find that shenanigans and the pot faced "if you are offended" apology from the presenter funny then you should lighten up

cletus van damme

The Wild Bunch wrote: »

Jim White is a horrible horrible media creation. Just utterly fake, totally narcisstic, resoundingly humourless and a bewilderingly over inflated sense of self worth.

If he was on fire I wouldnt p1ss on him, instead I'd punch him in the face repeatedly, to such an extent that I get 3rd degree burns.

I am not a fan

Good point , natelie.

kronsington

cletus van damme wrote: »

I did . Each and every time .In fact I replayed it for the missus too.
The dildo was better though.

If you don't find that shenanigans and the pot faced "if you are offended" apology from the presenter funny then you should lighten up

I would say you should grow up if you find this moronic pathetic display amusing

Alf Veedersane

NUTZZ wrote: »

Idiots, they are just ruining reports now, its not funny!

Yeah, because they were mostly great reports.

About nothing.

I'm a bit allergic to some of the Sky Sports stuff, like Soccer AM. Women walking around in skimpy jerseys while fellows shout "Tekkers" and laugh, as if it's remotely funny. Depressingly lowbrow.

Can they be that surprised when they send reporters to grounds and morons turn up?

Alf Veedersane

The whole day is one big farce.

Manufactured excitement, reporters stationed nowehere near anything of any consequence and maybe...just maybe the odd shot of a car with tinted windows driving by with the possibility that a player that the reporter knows is inside.

cletus van damme

kronsington wrote: »

I would say you should grow up if you find this moronic pathetic display amusing

too old to grow up and no real desire to either.
sorry.

now don't get me wrong it's infantile but the repeated disrupting live tv is quite funny.

The Wild Bunch

The dildo was priceless.

Hope whoever was responsible for the shambles of a day was seething

Alf Veedersane

kronsington wrote: »

I would say you should grow up if you find this moronic pathetic display amusing

You must be great craic.

6781

Not sure if posted here. Palace lads had a protest outside the ground. The Sky Sports reporters legged it when they saw them coming leaving behind all their equipment
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=azdycWHhvsQ&feature=youtube_gdata

jonnyfingers

6781 wrote: »

Not sure if posted here. Palace lads had a protest outside the ground. The Sky Sports reporters legged it when they saw them coming leaving behind all their equipment
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=azdycWHhvsQ&feature=youtube_gdata

It would have been pretty terrifying to see that coming towards you. That's only a 5 minute walk from my house too, glad I didn't come across them. No need for it though. The sign would have been enough.

Richard Hillman

6781 wrote: »

Not sure if posted here. Palace lads had a protest outside the ground. The Sky Sports reporters legged it when they saw them coming leaving behind all their equipment
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=azdycWHhvsQ&feature=youtube_gdata

Bunch of morons. Worse than the people that think they are funny although those Palace fans are a bit more sinister. You do see that group in the bottom corner of one of the stands at Selhurst Park. The abuse that corner takers get is unreal. Not funny stuff either, just nasty for the sake of it.

The Wild Bunch

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2740496/Sky-Sports-News-transfer-deadline-day-one-trick-pony-roving-reporters-standing-targets-unruly-fans.html

Lapin

Whats up with the Palace Ultras ?

6781

Lapin wrote: »

Whats up with the Palace Ultras ?

What do you mean? Is it why did they protest against Sky or something else?

Billy86

Lapin wrote: »

Whats up with the Palace Ultras ?

I think they want a return to the halcyon glory days of late 80s/early 90s football in England.

Richard Hillman

They want to go back to the late 80s/early 90s before Sky. The glory days. Banned from Europe, empty and dilapidated grounds, mediocre players, hooligans still running amok and one live game a week. What Serie A has pretty much become.

If you ever hear somebody say "football grounds have become sterilized" you know what type you are dealing with.

Danger781

Richard Hillman wrote: »

They want to go back to the late 80s/early 90s before Sky. The glory days. Banned from Europe, empty and dilapidated grounds, mediocre players, hooligans still running amok and one live game a week. What Serie A has pretty much become.

If you ever hear somebody say "football grounds have become sterilized" you know what type you are dealing with.

Why??

Hotfail.com

Lapin wrote: »

Whats up with the Palace Ultras ?

Just heard of them now.

Such cringe:

6781

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Just heard of them now.

Such cringe:

Personally I find them a breath of fresh air to the sterile stadiums and passionless fans that are in the majority in England. I cringe at armchair fans who think supporting their club is subscribing to Sky Sports or people who go to games stuffing their gob on over priced crap food, sit in silence and get their iPads out when their team score. But each to their own

Hotfail.com

6781 wrote: »

Personally I find them a breath of fresh air to the sterile stadiums and passionless fans that are in the majority in England. I cringe at armchair fans who think supporting their club is subscribing to Sky Sports or people who go to games stuffing their gob on over priced crap food, sit in silence and get their iPads out when their team score. But each to their own

Meh, I find following foreign teams quite cringeworthy in general, don't ask me why I still do it. If only we could be as passionate about stuff that actually matters :rolleyes:

*signs off with token YNWA/GGMU/CTID*

Billy86

Danger781 wrote: »

Why??

Less foreigners.

While I am saying that taking the piss out of them, it is also in large part the truth.

I would imagine a large portion of them are the type that think the UK should withdraw from the EU but at the same time complain about Scotland possibly wanting independence. Basically, because they are idiots pure and simple.

El Weirdo

Pre-Sky era football? Have to say that I kind of agree with them.

The first thing to go should be that "ultra" fuckwittery. Piss off with your flags and drums and crap.

Bellends.

smellmepower

Yeah flags and drums and singing and chanting have no place in football.