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If you got to choose your last words, what would they be?

Timmyctc · 2014-09-03 23:46:54

As above. If you had the foresight of your eventual demise, what would be your emotional/witty/confusing/stupid words before dying?

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#52 04-09-2014 8:25am

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That man in the white coat., is he a Milkman?

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#53 04-09-2014 9:21am

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#54 04-09-2014 9:44am

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"must re-enact heroic pose from Battlestar Galactica ... best death.. ever".

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#55 04-09-2014 9:45am

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Dont forget to put the bin out....

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#56 04-09-2014 9:50am

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Timmyctc wrote: »

As above. If you had the foresight of your eventual demise, what would be your emotional/witty/confusing/stupid words before dying?

I would insist this be played over and over ....

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#57 04-09-2014 9:55am

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Feck this... I'm outta here!

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#58 04-09-2014 10:11am

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I see dead people...Oh wait that's just me.

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#59 04-09-2014 10:17am

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#60 04-09-2014 10:19am

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#61 04-09-2014 10:23am

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We are the watchers on the Wall

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#62 04-09-2014 10:24am

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Thank you for this life

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#63 04-09-2014 10:24am

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I told you taxes would kill me.... :-(

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#64 04-09-2014 10:25am

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#65 04-09-2014 10:31am

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Here we go, here we go, here we go.......

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#66 04-09-2014 10:31am

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ah ****, I was just getting the hang of this

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#67 04-09-2014 10:46am

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This thread sucks

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#68 04-09-2014 11:48am

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Among my mothers last words were "I leave behind me a shower of idiots."

Great for the self esteem that.

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#69 04-09-2014 12:01pm

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#70 04-09-2014 12:02pm

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Ok, just once more Scarlett...

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#71 04-09-2014 12:40pm

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#72 04-09-2014 12:42pm

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My last words would be "Why do people keep taking thread ideas from Reddit?"

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#73 04-09-2014 1:13pm

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AdolfHipster wrote: »

My last words would be "Why do people keep taking thread ideas from Reddit?"

Well spotted

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#74 04-09-2014 1:15pm

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#76 04-09-2014 1:28pm

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major deegan wrote: »

Well spotted

If you were just about to attacked by a leopard..:D

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#77 04-09-2014 6:43pm

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Eh eh lads your making a big mistake, I'm not actually in a cartell, eh I was actually planning on joining your one, eh if you could just put that chain-saw away, I would only be too happy to join eh right now if that's ok!?

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#78 04-09-2014 6:45pm

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I don't want to die.

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#79 04-09-2014 6:45pm

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Yes, absolutely, I'd want to tell my loved ones that I love them and maybe wedge in some advice for life if possible..and I'd remind them to look out for me because I'll see them again, hopefully very soon

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wazky wrote: »

My epitaph:

"This is not the first dirty hole I've been buried in."

Subtle coming out post.

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#83 04-09-2014 6:49pm

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AdolfHipster wrote: »

My last words would be "Why do people keep taking thread ideas from Reddit?"

major deegan wrote: »

Well spotted

In fairness I didn't see this on Reddit. But if you want to be really pernickity about it. There was a Boards thread on this from 11 years ago. So Reddit stole it from Boards

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#84 04-09-2014 10:36pm

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I always knew I'd make it all the way to the end....

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Bugger would be my last word. Thought it would cover my life I.e I did bugger all with all the time I had to chase my dreams and live life to the full.

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#91 05-09-2014 8:21pm

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#98 05-09-2014 8:54pm

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I choose all my words... Some with more foresight than others. But obviously that wouldn't really come into play since I'd be dead. Whatever mine are, I'll mean them.

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