Grand Theft Auto Online (a.k.a. Frankie's Glitching Songs Thread)

Frankie5Angels

TacoMan wrote: »

"Just don't die" is the motto. Even if the heist is compromised (someone launching fireworks when we're meant to be engaging in a stealth attack etc.), once no one dies the CM challenge is still good. Anything on top is a nice bonus. Elite challenge, Loyalty Challenge, all in order etc.

Grand, just sit in me Kuruma so!

Cheers for clearing that up Dub, not much point in trying the Elite. Criminal Mastermind is sound, and if we do it with Johnny and Danny then we should get the others anyway.

Joeseph Balls

Max Mafioso wrote: »

:rolleyes:
As opposed to guns that fire glitter?
lol

Whoooooosh....

Zero-Cool

R* said in their latest blog post that the PC Video creator will be coming to Consoles in the next game update. I'm more interested though in what else will be in the update.

Frankie5Angels

Zero-Cool wrote: »

R* said in their latest blog post that the PC Video creator will be coming to Consoles in the next game update. I'm more interested though in what else will be in the update.

I heard it's going to be the casino, and the blimp and then there's going to be a special blimp that you can get that has a casino in it.

Some decent bikes would be excellent, proper classic bikes, biker bikes (with associated biker cuts) or at least something that looks decent and goes quickly. Not like that Vindicator which looks like a suped-up mobility scooter.

Something that brings the action out of the city would be extremely welcome. There's a whole world north of the map, to bring a bit of action up there would be class. I don't care what it is - whorehouses, buying farms and having tractors, whatever. I think that would probably need an add-on to the sniper rifles, though, like extended scopes or night vision or heat vision scopes.

Cooler boats would be nice, with stuff on the islands around the place to attract you out there (whorehouses again?).

Other things that should be added, and can't be that difficult as they're already in the main game, are afros and big, long, down-to-your-mickey beards.

Zero-Cool

You need to be part of the brainstorming group for Online Ideas at R*

keano25

Anyone else find themselves getting kicked into sessions on there own all the time?

TacoMan

Just off the top of my head, some future DLC ideas:

Casino dlc

High Life 2 - Mansions (with multi-floor garages, darts board, cards table), chauffeur to drive my limo/gold plane around. Progen T-30 and T-40 created/released (probably costing 5m each)

Taxi-driver jobs

Cop/vigilante jobs,

Mugger dlc/jobs,

Halloween DLC - bonfires, egg throwing, fireworks, improved costumes, zombie invasion gang attacks

Dodgy Business DLC - ability to own businesses like in SP

Nightlife dlc (open the Bahamas and Mamas club, the comedy club. Karaoke activities - Davy gets platinum every time;), Dance-offs)

Glitsch DLC - re-live the magic of the rock glitsch with Loius, manwithoutshade and all the gang once again. Sadly payouts are limited to 10k per glitsch.

Minor features - option to join or host a job. Content editor (a la PC). Ability to kick players after a playlist starts, respray/sell Pegasus vehicles

There's probably a few more I'm forgetting about, but it's lunchtime and I need my tacos!

DubDJ

I think the next rumoured update is a low rider type update, so modding cars and a few muscle cars will probably be added.

There was ramps and jumps and all in the code as well, so probably part of the creator mode but could be for building jobs like LTS snipers and stunters.

Kenjataimu

All I want is a clean voodoo and the option to have police free sessions.

Zero-Cool

Kenjataimu wrote: »

All I want is a clean voodoo and the option to have police free sessions.

Man the craic would be multiplied by a thousand.

Frankie5Angels

Kenjataimu wrote: »

All I want is a clean voodoo

If the Andrex isn't working, maybe try a bath? If the problem persists, see a doctor.

TherapyBoy

TacoMan wrote: »

Just off the top of my head, some future DLC ideas:

Casino dlc

High Life 2 - Mansions (with multi-floor garages, darts board, cards table), chauffeur to drive my limo/gold plane around. Progen T-30 and T-40 created/released (probably costing 5m each)

Taxi-driver jobs

Cop/vigilante jobs,

Mugger dlc/jobs,

Halloween DLC - bonfires, egg throwing, fireworks, improved costumes, zombie invasion gang attacks

Dodgy Business DLC - ability to own businesses like in SP

Nightlife dlc (open the Bahamas and Mamas club, the comedy club. Karaoke activities - Davy gets platinum every time;), Dance-offs)

Glitsch DLC - re-live the magic of the rock glitsch with Loius, manwithoutshade and all the gang once again. Sadly payouts are limited to 10k per glitsch.

Minor features - option to join or host a job. Content editor (a la PC). Ability to kick players after a playlist starts, respray/sell Pegasus vehicles

There's probably a few more I'm forgetting about, but it's lunchtime and I need my tacos!

Needs more blimps..

aaronjumper

Since I bought the Armoured Kuruma making money has been simple. I'm able to solo most missions on hard it's great, if no one is doing missions.
I normally just go on call for contact missions. Earning that 'For Hire' t-shirt I unlocked the other day.

2.3 million in the bank, I'm coming for you Hydra. Sooooon . . .

sean1141

aaronjumper wrote:

2.3 million in the bank, I'm coming for you Hydra. Sooooon . . .

I have 22 million in my back account and that is only pennies compared to what some guys here have!

DubDJ

sean1141 wrote: »

I have 22 million in my back account and that is only pennies compared to what some guys here have!

29 million here, all the clothes, guns, ammo & mods, 28 fully modded cars and literally nothing else to buy. Even bought so much of the Pegasus stuff I bought the dump truck.

Really hoping for the mansions update or something new to spend money on. Haven't bought the gold jet or plane yet though.

aaronjumper

sean1141 wrote: »

I have 22 million in my back account and that is only pennies compared to what some guys here have!

Yeah one of my friends new to the online was asking is a million a lot.
I said in real life it would be good, in GTA:O it's close to being homeless.

Dub is having first world problems in the online "I own everything and my bank account is full, what am I going to do?" :P

sean1141

DubDJ wrote:

29 million here, all the clothes, guns, ammo & mods, 28 fully modded cars and literally nothing else to buy. Even bought so much of the Pegasus stuff I bought the dump truck.

I have everything I want in it as well as loads of crap I don't ever use like the mil jet and submarine..

aaronjumper

sean1141 wrote: »

I have everything I want in it as well as loads of crap I don't ever use like the mil jet and submarine..

How do you get the Submarine? I saw someone use it only once before in the online, assumed it was a glitch.

sean1141

You can buy it from dock tease

Frankie5Angels

Anyone fancy doing the Criminal Mastermind challenge on PS4? Phobos and I need another two bodies to get together and do the Fleeca Heist, then join us for the rest of it.

I'm not naming johnnys, but there were other reynolds who said they'd danny it with us but didn't even bubbles in the end. Fierce disappointing. Fierce.

:pac:

aaronjumper

sean1141 wrote: »

You can buy it from dock tease

I must be blind, been on there plenty of times never spotted it. Might be handy for hiding when you have a bounty on your head.

DANNY2014

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

Anyone fancy doing the Criminal Mastermind challenge on PS4? Phobos and I need another two bodies to get together and do the Fleeca Heist, then join us for the rest of it.

I'm not naming johnnys, but there were other reynolds who said they'd danny it with us but didn't even bubbles in the end. Fierce disappointing. Fierce.

:pac:

I can get on tonite round ten we could clear the prison just let me know... Yeahhhh that'd right I'm.calling you ou johnnnnnnny and sure why don't I.jus say yeahhhh I'm calling you out too phobossssss

Mc Love

I'd just love to do the Pacific Bank Heist start to finish

TacoMan

DANNY2014 wrote: »

I can get on tonite round ten we could clear the prison just let me know... Yeahhhh that'd right I'm.calling you ou johnnnnnnny and sure why don't I.jus say yeahhhh I'm calling you out too phobossssss

I'll be on from 7 later if anyone wants to give the Prison Break a shot. Frankie and myself should still be ok after doing the Fleeca Heist (I haven't done any since). Not sure how yourself and Johnny are fixed?

DANNY2014

TacoMan wrote: »

I'll be on from 7 later if anyone wants to give the Prison Break a shot. Frankie and myself should still be ok after doing the Fleeca Heist (I haven't done any since). Not sure how yourself and Johnny are fixed?

Myself and I done the fleeca (johnny) was there somewhere too and I haven't done any either so if Johnny and frankie5fingers is on tonite press 1 to confirm or press 2 to shauduppp...

jackrussel

I was on all weekend and no sign of ye on at the same time. We said 9pm Friday, none of ye on. I hadn't done a heist in near a week and it didn't seem like ye were getting yer **** together so I started the cmm with another 3 ppl. We failed when one of the guys died as we were pulling in the trash truck, the truck was on fire somehow. Didn't fail a mission once before that. But theyre not trying again till Sunday and I'll be on my hols then so won't be able to it. So I'll do it with ye if yer actually serious and not ****ing about like last week. Ye've been talking about it for long enough now

Frankie5Angels

jackrussel wrote: »

I was on all weekend and no sign of ye on at the same time. We said 9pm Friday, none of ye on. I hadn't done a heist in near a week and it didn't seem like ye were getting yer **** together so I started the cmm with another 3 ppl. We failed when one of the guys died as we were pulling in the trash truck, the truck was on fire somehow. Didn't fail a mission once before that. But theyre not trying again till Sunday and I'll be on my hols then so won't be able to it. So I'll do it with ye if yer actually serious and not ****ing about like last week. Ye've been talking about it for long enough now

I was on last Friday johnny!

You were right to go ahead and do it, only having a laugh. Calm the bap - you're awful cranky. Is it because 1D are breaking up? *hugs*

aaronjumper

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

Calm the bap - you're awful cranky. Is it because 1D are breaking up? *hugs*

EagererBeaver

Installed GTA on my Xbox One having played it previously on the 360, but never bothered with online.

Appear to be having issues that are relatively common based on Google results, namely that I pretty much can't appear to get Online to work at all. I always end up in a session on my own after an interminable loading screen. Additionally, on the rare occasions I do manage to join a session, every other player leaves it automatically.

Any suggestions?

DubDJ

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Installed GTA on my Xbox One having played it previously on the 360, but never bothered with online.

Appear to be having issues that are relatively common based on Google results, namely that I pretty much can't appear to get Online to work at all. I always end up in a session on my own after an interminable loading screen. Additionally, on the rare occasions I do manage to join a session, every other player leaves it automatically.

Any suggestions?

This can be very common for GTA unfortunately. I generally have decent speed and not many issues but I know a lot who just can't get online. Sometimes it lasts for days.

I know on the 360 there's problems relating to the NAT settings. I don't know if it's the same as the Xbone but maybe have a look at that first.