Grand Theft Auto Online (a.k.a. Frankie's Glitching Songs Thread)

Zero-Cool

I must be a bit poxxed lucky as i rarely have server issues.

Farty88

DANNY2014 wrote: »

Rockstar are like a donkey that's 8/1 in the grand national ya keep thinking to urself yes yes this is happening then bang reality hits And ur told it wasn't ready and it'll go the distance next day out... (fast forward to march 10th) "were sorry guys but there has been a delay and heists will be out may 19th apologies while we try to fix the current problems that we couldn't fix back in 2k13"...

Shaddupp

guil

sheehy83 wrote: »

I must be a bit poxxed lucky as i rarely have server issues.

Now you've jinxed yourself

RonanP77

20 minutes doing Blow up 2, €19,200 RP-9500, (levelled up to 125) Cops killed-457, got another Fugitive award for 5 star wanted level. I was happy to sign off for the night so pressed quit on the next job screen only for the whole thing to crash. I started the thing up again to check and the money and RP were gone. I'm really getting sick of this.

Frankie5Angels

Can't get on tonight at all. Not sure if it's Rockstar or PSN. Doesn't matter, both are cnuts.

If they're releasing those jeeps as per the pics above, I hope they don't do what they did with the Dukes and not have the armour available for it. That car looked class before it was released, but the fact you can't have all the armour was a bit of a let-down. Also, the fact that the car is pretty much undrivable is also a bit of a pain.

Heists released the day I start my exams, too. Wonderful. Mean everything that's wrong with it should be fixed by the time I'm finished. That said, i'll probably miss out on some money making glitch

Joeseph Balls

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

Heists released the day I start my exams. Wonderful

Frankie in ten years you'll look back and realise the 6th class mid term tests arnt even important.

Frankie5Angels

DANNY2014 wrote: »

Rockstar are like a donkey that's 8/1 in the grand national ya keep thinking to urself yes yes this is happening then bang reality hits And ur told it wasn't ready and it'll go the distance next day out... (fast forward to march 10th) "were sorry guys but there has been a delay and heists will be out may 19th apologies while we try to fix the current problems that we couldn't fix back in 2k13"...

This is a terribly misleading and inaccurate analogy.

1. Donkeys aren't entered in the grand national.
2. If someone tried to enter a donkey in the national, the application would be refused.
3. If, by some miracle, mistake or misappropriation, a donkey was allowed to race in the national the odds of it winning would be significantly greater than 8/1 as very few people would actually consider it to have a chance of winning against horses bred purely for racing and therefore not bet on it. It also would most likely not be able to jump the hurdles as donkeys are physically incapable of jumping to such heights, nor would they have the strength to lift their own bodyweight and that of a jockey on such a leap.

I mean, come on!

Joeseph Balls

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

This is a terribly misleading and inaccurate analogy.

1. Donkeys aren't entered in the grand national.
2. If someone tried to enter a donkey in the national, the application would be refused.
3. If, by some miracle, mistake or misappropriation, a donkey was allowed to race in the national the odds of it winning would be significantly greater than 8/1 as very few people would actually consider it to have a chance of winning against horses bred purely for racing and therefore not bet on it. It also would most likely not be able to jump the hurdles as donkeys are physically incapable of jumping to such heights, nor would they have the strength to lift their own bodyweight and that of a jockey on such a leap.

I mean, come on!

Reminds of the lads in Lock , Stock...
'There's a reason he's 100/1, he won't fcukin win. I 'd rather put my money on a three legged rocking horse'.

Zero-Cool

guil wrote: »

Now you've jinxed yourself

*high pitched voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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DANNY2014

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

This is a terribly misleading and inaccurate analogy.

1. Donkeys aren't entered in the grand national.
2. If someone tried to enter a donkey in the national, the application would be refused.
3. If, by some miracle, mistake or misappropriation, a donkey was allowed to race in the national the odds of it winning would be significantly greater than 8/1 as very few people would actually consider it to have a chance of winning against horses bred purely for racing and therefore not bet on it. It also would most likely not be able to jump the hurdles as donkeys are physically incapable of jumping to such heights, nor would they have the strength to lift their own bodyweight and that of a jockey on such a leap.

I mean, come on!

Pissing myself... Well done...

Mc Love

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

This is a terribly misleading and inaccurate analogy.

1. Donkeys aren't entered in the grand national.
2. If someone tried to enter a donkey in the national, the application would be refused.
3. If, by some miracle, mistake or misappropriation, a donkey was allowed to race in the national the odds of it winning would be significantly greater than 8/1 as very few people would actually consider it to have a chance of winning against horses bred purely for racing and therefore not bet on it. It also would most likely not be able to jump the hurdles as donkeys are physically incapable of jumping to such heights, nor would they have the strength to lift their own bodyweight and that of a jockey on such a leap.

I mean, come on!

Shadup

Frankie5Angels

Mc Love wrote: »

Shadup

Reported. :mad:

Savage Tyrant

RonanP77 wrote: »

20 minutes doing Blow up 2, €19,200 RP-9500, (levelled up to 125) Cops killed-457, got another Fugitive award for 5 star wanted level. I was happy to sign off for the night so pressed quit on the next job screen only for the whole thing to crash. I started the thing up again to check and the money and RP were gone. I'm really getting sick of this.

Similar has happened to me after playing Blow Up 2 a few times.
Out of interest, how do you check your cop kill count per mission?

Farty88

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

Reported. :mad:

Haha shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddduuuppppppppp

RonanP77

Savage Tyrant wrote:

Similar has happened to me after playing Blow Up 2 a few times. Out of interest, how do you check your cop kill count per mission?

The same way you see your kills on any other mission. On the screen where you like/dislike and continue, it tells you how much money, RP and kills you made/had on the mission.

C0MM0D0RE64

DubDJ wrote: »

What level are you at? I haven't been able to find it whenever I've looked but I was a lower level.

Im lvl 70 mate

The scuba gear is in story mode though, not online. im half way though the campaign if that helps and it spawns down by the docks on the south-east part of the map, its a black dinghy

DubDJ

C0MM0D0RE64 wrote: »

Im lvl 70 mate

The scuba gear is in story mode though, not online. im half way though the campaign if that helps and it spawns down by the docks on the south-east part of the map, its a black dinghy

Ahh yeah I thought you meant online. I've been able to get it in story mode but didn't think it was available online. Hopefully added with the heists update but Ite s big enough update anyway.

TacoMan

Servers were a disaster as usual last night. Tried to join invites, got the usual errors. Then got a freeze as the Snipers vs. Truckers started.

Is it just me, or do the servers actually get worse after these "planned maintenance" downtimes?

With the money R* have made from GTA alone they could easily fill a large several large data centres with top spec servers for GTA-O. I'm just hoping their dodgy servers don't ruin the heists.

Rant over. I'll be on from around 6 later if anyone's on. If not, shaddupp.

Savage Tyrant

Logged on just now, and ALL progress from my last session is gone... 2 level ups, and an Obey Tailgater I bought, done up and used for over an hour.... At least as best I can tell, I think I have the cash I spent on the car.

Hoop66

I could be off for 2 weeks from about the 10th, I'm changing jobs.

They better have those servers sorted...

DANNY2014

Hoop66 wrote: »

I could be off for 2 weeks from about the 10th, I'm changing jobs.

They better have those servers sorted...

Changing jobs for heists... I salute you...

Max Mafioso

I am actually taking a few days off for Heists
Although it will be a few days after the release to make sure there isnt any issues with it but I will still be on for a short time when its released

TacoMan

I'm off for the week of Cheltenham Heists :cool:

DANNY2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpVSj80SLOA

casino anybody??? Listen between. 35 seconds and 50... youtu.be/lpVSj80SLOA

TacoMan

That video won't play Danny, but is it the sound clip of Lester talking about the casino opening?

I'd love for the casino to open (almost looking forward to that more than heists tbh), but with all the betting glitches/bugs I doubt it'll be open anytime soon.

I'd guess one of the heists will involve raiding the casino....

Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Twelve
Ocean's Thirteen

Ocean's Shaddupp

DANNY2014

TacoMan wrote: »

That video won't play Danny, but is it the sound clip of Lester talking about the casino opening?

I'd love for the casino to open (almost looking forward to that more than heists tbh), but with all the betting glitches/bugs I doubt it'll be open anytime soon.

I'd guess one of the heists will involve raiding the casino....

Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Twelve
Ocean's Thirteen

Ocean's Shaddupp

Yea that's the one yea be some buzz winning a couple a million and if they had that race track open losing it all on a horse... Gta be like real life then...!!!!

Joeseph Balls

DANNY2014 wrote: »

Yea that's the one yea be some buzz winning a couple a million and if they had that race track open losing it all on a horse... Gta be like real life then...!!!!

Think that's out over a year Danny, I remember listening to it here before

DANNY2014

Joeseph Balls wrote: »

Think that's out over a year Danny, I remember listening to it here before

Just came across it today...

Farty88

I am soooo puuuumped #shaddupp