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Purple's Palace of Perverse Pleasures (Lair thread)

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    #8402
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,792 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Angron wrote: »
    It's less wet now than it was this morning, so hopefully it'll stat dry until at least the point where I get home.
    should get one of the prototype invisible umbrellas;)
    writer_lady170 wrote: »
    that's pretty cool:p the amount of rain in the last few days have been unreal!

    things haven't been great here but they seem to be a bit calmer now. Trying to keep positive and not think the worst! The many of cat videos is helping and keeping stress at bay:p
    :D

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #8403
    cgh
    Registered Users Posts: 2,180 ✭✭✭cgh


    what is it with cat videos......


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    #8404
    writer_lady170
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,604 ✭✭✭writer_lady170


    cgh wrote: »
    what is it with cat videos......

    think it's the warm and fuzzy feelings they give you, usually are funny/cute too:)


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    #8405
    Lithium93_
    Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    cgh wrote: »
    what is it with cat videos......

    They are purrfect :pac:

    *GETS COAT*


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    #8406
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,200 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Morning all, what's today? Zombie apocalypse or plague maybe?


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    #8407
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Morning all, what's today? Zombie apocalypse or plague maybe?

    Zombie apocalypse *throws grem a shotgun*

    Your on guard duty while I nap.


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    #8408
    Lithium93_
    Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    Grem with a shotgun, me in charge of the drone fleet, what could possibly go wrong, I love the smell of coffee in the afternoon,


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    #8409
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,200 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    That's Grem with another shotgun! *evil cackle*


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    #8410
    Lithium93_
    Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    Grem with 2 shotguns, *checks lair defense charter * It's in the charter, carry on.


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    #8411
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    That's Grem with another shotgun! *evil cackle*

    Now grem no blasting holes through the ceiling like last time .


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    #8412
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,200 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Arra i've a plasterer on speed dial, since these mishaps are frequent enough.... :o


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    #8413
    Lithium93_
    Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Arra i've a plasterer on speed dial, since these mishaps happen all the time....


    :P


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    #8414
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Arra i've a plasterer on speed dial, since these mishaps are frequent enough.... :o

    Yeah.......Mayybeee I should take the shotgun back actually........here you can have this ermmmmmmm shovel ;-/


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    #8415
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,200 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Yeah.......Mayybeee I should take the shotgun back actually........here you can have this ermmmmmmm shovel ;-/

    Oh no problem *grabs shovel and digs hole for Seph* :eek: :P


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    #8416
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Oh no problem *grabs shovel and digs hole for Seph* :eek: :P

    :-O








    :-D


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    #8417
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,200 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Right, two more coffees and i'll be fit for hunting and not a bit twitchy on the trigger...


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    #8418
    x Purple Pawprints x
    Registered Users Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    Someone throw that water thing away, we'll say it never arrived! ;)


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    #8419
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    And if anyone calls, we have shotguns & a shovel & claim they never arrived either.


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    #8420
    Gremlinertia
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    It's ok I've valid reasons for being armed to the teeth. Oh, they have work outside my padded cell?. Never mind so.. :o


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    #8421
    Lithium93_
    Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    Instead of digging a hole, how about digging a moat, erecting (behave Paws :P) electric barbed wire fences, crocodiles in the moat, and 24/7 CCTV, security floodlights, intruder alarms, no one will dare get in, and if they did, well better arm ourselves with a truck load of weapons.


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    #8422
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,200 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I am your ninja security, the perimeter is armed already...


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    #8423
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Do we need a secret code word to enter here now?


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    #8424
    Mozzeltoff
    Registered Users Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    Evening everyone. Not in the best of moods. Today has being a really **** day. I hate people.


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    #8425
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    sit yourself down there mozzie.

    Good thing we aint normal people in the Lair here.


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    #8426
    Mozzeltoff
    Registered Users Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    Normal people aren't the problem Ted. It's backwards Kerrymen are the problem! (Not ranting about OH, just two assholes in college)


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    #8427
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,200 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    What Ted said!.

    And no, I've already programmed body scans for the perimeter for all nocs..


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    #8428
    writer_lady170
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,604 ✭✭✭writer_lady170


    good evening nocs:)


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    #8429
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Think you need to copy something from the person your sig is from.
    Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
    Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
    Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
    Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the **** you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?


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    #8430
    Mozzeltoff
    Registered Users Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    I need to find a pig farm. Or a couple of plastic barrels and some Hydrofluoric acid.


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    #8431
    Lithium93_
    Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    anyone else spot the Breaking Bad reference from Mazel Tov :pac:


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