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Purple's Palace of Perverse Pleasures (Lair thread)

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    #9242
    Mozzeltoff
    Registered Users Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    She'll be back..they all come back..


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    #9243
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Mozzeltoff wrote: »
    She'll be back..they all come back..

    *puts revolver back in desk drawer*


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    #9244
    sammyjo90
    Registered Users Posts: 13,155 ✭✭✭✭sammyjo90


    A blind guy walks into a bar...then a chair..and then a table :pac:


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    #9245
    Mozzeltoff
    Registered Users Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    *Runs to the joke thread in AH to find a good joke*


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    #9246
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    I have one but it is somewhat crude.


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    #9247
    sammyjo90
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    Fire away Hugo!


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    #9248
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    A blind man is walking down the street and passes a fish shop, he stops to sniff and then says "Good morning ladies!" :o


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    #9249
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    I have one but it is somewhat crude.
    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    A blind man is walking down the street and passes a fish shop, he stops to sniff and then says "Good morning ladies!" :o

    I was expecting something to do with oil :o


    I'll see myself out


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    #9250
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    I don't know what's going on here, but I will have no part of it.


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    #9251
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    I have one more.



    A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."

    A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."

    A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" The boy replied, "Then go **** yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."


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    #9252
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,127 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Oh.. Not what I was expecting to meet first thing in the morning. Especially when sausage isn't on my diet..

    Ahem starting again, good morning all, any java about?


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    #9253
    Mozzeltoff
    Registered Users Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    *Paging Seph to the lair*

    He's still training to be a barista right?


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    #9254
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,127 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Yes I need a masterb, masterb, masterbrewer alright!


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    #9255
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    *sees the java bell going off and slides a cup fresh java across the counter to grem *


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    #9256
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,241 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    *sees the java bell going off and slides a cup fresh java across the counter to grem *
    Did Chef Seph offer java? :cool:


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    #9257
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    Oh such relief. Had an assessment in Java (the programming language, not the brew :pac:), and I got a good pass :D


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    #9258
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,241 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Angron wrote: »
    Oh such relief. Had an assessment in Java (the programming language, not the brew :pac:), and I got a good pass :D
    Congrats Angron! :D


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    #9259
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,127 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Good stuff Angron.. Happy camper now eh?.

    Thanks for the brew, badly needed..


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    #9260
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,241 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Does Angron drink java with his Java? :cool:


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    #9261
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    congrats Angron,

    Any more of java left?

    the drink that is


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    #9262
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Swannnnnieee \o/



    *without looking seph slides a cup of java the counter to ted*


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    #9263
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    **Holds up mug to nose & sniffs**

    hey this is the N-word coffee :eek:

    Can't fool me that easily bucko !


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    #9264
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,127 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Swannnnnieee \o/



    *without looking seph slides a cup of java the counter to ted*

    Check them thar mad skillz!!


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    #9265
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    **Holds up mug to nose & sniffs**

    hey this is the N-word coffee :eek:

    Can't fool me that easily bucko !

    Lies :eek:


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    #9266
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Lies :eek:

    Should we get the Java expert Swannie to verify the quality of this ?


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    #9267
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,241 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Swannnnnieee \o/

    Heyyyyyyyyyy Seph! :D
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    **Holds up mug to nose & sniffs**

    hey this is the N-word coffee :eek:
    Ted uses the N-word!!!! **Swannie closes eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and holds breath!!**
    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Lies :eek:
    I'll have you know Ted that Chef Seph swore before witnesses (Swannie and SwanBot), with his hand on the ever so Holy Lair SOPs, that he would never make pseudo-java from (It That Shall Not Be Mentioned)!


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    #9268
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Go on so ted, swannie will back will back me up though :cool:


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    #9269
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    It is possible that I made a mistake,

    Sorry for slurring your good name Seph.


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    #9270
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Now mintys coffee on the other hand :pac:


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    #9271
    Black Swan
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    It is possible that I made a mistake,

    Sorry for slurring your good name Seph.

    That's Chef Seph! (Just like when Inspector Jacques Clouseau got promoted to CHIEF Inspector Jacques Clouseau!) :cool:


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