Best Irish Slang Phrase You've Ever Heard?

JrdanB

What's the craic?

ask the back of me sack!

ben.schlomo

JrdanB wrote: »

What's the craic?

ask the back of me sack!

Not that anyway!

bodice ripper

Up on blocks

*for "period".

The Peanut

I will in me f**k.

Grandeeod

A whores melt.

Seve OB

Just watch the committments & and the snapper. the films are littered with great one liners that only the irish would get

Boom_Bap

When hungry:

"I would eat the boll*x off a low flying duck"

Get Real

Catnipped- drunk, inerbriated.

Catnippery- the act of engaging in boisterous behaviour on a night out. "some catnippery last night lads"

Ballbagged- see catnipped.


I admit they're not that common, but makes me smile every time I hear them used

castletownman

Be the love of the lord lamp lighting jaysus that was some feed.

The best compliment one can give to a particularly tasty meal.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

'Mup outa that

preston johnny

Langer

Leslie91

Only heard this one recently..... when the missus is 'out of action'....

"Munster are playing at home".

Wichita Lineman

How's she cutting.

FortuneChip

I had a mate once that met this girl in a nightclub.
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"Just lob it in there, boss"

entire story may be fabricated

razorblunt

"A handy hurler" - all the character reference you need to get a job in some parts.

paulpd

I'll beat you like a red-headed stepchild

Seve OB

FortuneChip wrote: »

I had a mate once that met this girl in a nightclub.
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"Just lob it in there, boss"

entire story may be fabricated

Buddy of mine spotted a cracking girl one day and says to me

"I'd swim through a mile of sh1te to suck the c0ck of the last guy who fu€ked her".

allibastor

Mere I wan cha

pajor

"That day is so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey."

Pippy1976

"the tide wouldn't take 'er out"

eisenberg1

Go and bite the butt end of me bollix"

paperclip2

I will in me hoop.

TheJackAttack

"A boy the kidddddddddd!"

Autonomous Cowherd

''They'd make a tinker out of ye....'' (referring to bold children)

El Weirdo

Half of these aren't exclusively Irish.

Hoop66

And the other half are shite!

Davarus Walrus

That legendary Irish wit.

eisenberg1

Hoop66 wrote: »

And the other half are shite!

well, lets have your donation....

Pippy1976

my tongue's as dry as a Zulu's flip-flop.

[o.k. o.k. not technically Irish, Captain Buzzkill]

Ush1

When I asked my da about a forty something woman trying to conceive...

"I think the nest has fallen out of that tree".

Karl Stein

Hoop66 wrote: »

And the other half are shite!

And the third half are euphemisms.

fedor.2.

Dirty Japanese bastards

DLMA23

Fookin gobshoite & gickna

Boom_Bap

Ge€ / Gowl

Hoop66

eisenberg1 wrote: »

well, lets have your donation....

You've a neck like a jockey's bollocks

Zamboni

Get outta dat garden!

recylingbin

An oul lad pontificating about the local guard not catching any of the lads breaking into houses:
He wouldn't spot a goose in a bog.

A 25 reference to someone who is dying:
He's 20 for out with the 5 in his hand.

When someone is doing something you approve of:
That's yer mowl.

Tell me how

He knows as much as "a donkey looking at a holiday brochure"

ElKavo

Scowley Bowler!

Betty Bloggs

"arra will ya g'way outta dat"

Hootanany

Up the gicker is quicker

Betty Bloggs

"up ya boy ya!"

recoil_money

Calling someone the "anti craic" or "craictose intolerant" when they're being a dry sh1te is a personal favourite of mine.

Betty Bloggs

recoil_money wrote: »

Calling someone the "anti craic" or "craictose intolerant" when they're being a dry sh1te is a personal favourite of mine.

Never heard these before but I intend on using them in future.

Auldloon

I will in me hole
Shut up ta fuk

Betty Bloggs

"wouldn't give ya the steam of their piss"

KERSPLAT!

'I will yeah' meaning, there's not a ****ing hope I'm doing that!

sammy37

May your hole rot and fester is a favourite of mine

Sh1tbag OToole

"Like a goat looking at thunder"

Ara I gave young jimmy the keys o the ould JCB there the other day and sure when he was inside he was like a goat looking at thunder. Them childeren these days havn't a clue in the wide world

Buona Fortuna

I opened this thinking we'll learn something here.

As someone said earlier half aren't Irish and the other three quarters are $hoite.

Like an evening with Chas and Dave - or hell

kingchess

the contractors were finished cutting silage and I was talking to the boss man about the tractors and asked him where the dipstick on one particular tractor was, he gave a dirty look over to where the drivers were chatting and said "he"s f....king over there".it cracked me and the drivers up including the" dipstick."