Best Irish Slang Phrase You've Ever Heard?

Wolf Club

"I'd eat the tyres of the car that brought her knickers to the laundrette"

KungPao

Wolf Club wrote: »

"I'd eat the tyres of the car that brought her knickers to the laundrette"

You just made that one up, didn't you?

blade1

Cillit Bang wouldn't shift her!

Balmed Out

Leslie91 wrote: »

Only heard this one recently..... when the missus is 'out of action'....

"Munster are playing at home".

That's in a ross o'carroll kelly from a good few years back, not sure if he made it up.

Curly Judge

"Ah well things could be worse....
Yer ass could be dead and your turf on the bog".

myshirt

Fanny on her no better than a torn slipper

DEFTLEFTHAND

KungPao wrote: »

You just made that one up, didn't you?

They have to begin somewhere.

Cienciano

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

'I will yeah' meaning, there's not a ****ing hope I'm doing that!

I love this one. It's so true too.

JRant

"Is it yourself?"

Duck Soup

Bite my shíte. Kiss my piss.

DundalkDuffman

Now we're suckin daysil

D Trent

Her??

Jaysis I wouldn't ride her into battle

Daveysil15

She has a great face for modelling balaclavas.

131spanner

Flat out, like a badger on a by-pass.

Daveysil15

Says she do ye want some sauce on that, says aye I do in my roll...

Titzon Toast

"Come ere till I tell ye"

"I'm not much to look at bit I'm a whore to go"

myshirt

You can bate the wife, but you can't bate the quality of those sausages

Padkir

'Well he didn't lick it off the ground'

when complimenting someone on something that their ancestors were also good at, generally football.

myshirt

Never raise your hand to a woman if you've a good strong boot on your foot

Donald73

Go and ****e

Donald73

Go and sh1te

gg2

Ya wouldn't get a wave at the beach

You can bate the wife, you can bate the childer, but u can't bate the bacon and cabbage

Donald73

She has a face like an ould cow licking piss off a nettle

Daveysil15

The head of ye.

K.Flyer

Yuov goh deh face like deh back ova bus!

Ya stupeh c#ntcha!

Go on ya dopey boll!x!

Summer wind

She wouldn't run too well on soft ground.

Shure he wouldn't give the door a bang.

K.Flyer

You could hang a wet over-coat off her nipp!es.

myshirt

'Ah yeah Jimmy, I'd say she's left hand drive alright'

In reference to a girl who may be lesbian, (ould enough fella in the pub curling his neck for a look)

meisce

If you can't lift her don't shift her

Daveysil15

You wouldn't put the mother in law out it that!

Duff

She had a fanny like a burst couch/ badly packed kebab/ stab wound on a gorillas back.

I've seen better legs hanging out of a snack box.

I'd ate the back door buttered.

I will in me shíte.

Ya haaaaaandicaaaap.

Few favorites of mine.

myshirt

When I was in school, if any man failed just one of my Maths teachers tests, then he'd pull him to the front and in a long drawn voice say something like

'Michael... I'm sorry... but it's B.T.P for you.

That's right (pointing at the door).... back to pass.'

He'd then open the door to usher them out and would say

'And if you fail that one, they won't even let you peel the spuds.... for fear you'd count them wrong'

And that was it, no more honours maths for that man!

D Trent

myshirt wrote: »

When I was in school, if any man failed just one of my Maths teachers tests, then he'd pull him to the front and in a long drawn voice say something like

'Michael... I'm sorry... but it's B.T.P for you.

That's right (pointing at the door).... back to pass.'

He'd then open the door to usher them out and would say

'And if you fail that one, they won't even let you peel the spuds.... for fear you'd count them wrong'

And that was it, no more honours maths for that man!

Eh that doesn't sound like a school

GoldenTickets

Duff wrote: »

Ya haaaaaandicaaaap.

Best one yet. A genuine Irish slang classic!

johnnybmac

About a local slag who hasn't been seen with a fella in a long time,

"I'd say her fanny is eatin' the leg off her"

JustAddWater

You look like a bag of lego...

(In bits)

_Brian

"Yer man is like a donkey's tool, a big fella when he's out"

MRnotlob606

She has a face like a well chewed toffee bar.

myshirt

Fine words will butter no parsnips

forgodssake

dat wind would shave the balls off a brass monkey...
look at de cut of yer wan ....
well anythin ' fresh wit u...
yer up n down like a yo-yo...

myshirt

She has a face on her like a melted welly

shockwave

Fair fúcks to ya

byhookorbycrook

I'd ate the Leg of the Lamb of God =I'm starving
He'd get up on a cracked plate/ crack of dawn = He's a randy hoor

duckman!!

Your face looks like the north side of a south bound donkey!!

retalivity

Curly Judge wrote: »

"Ah well things could be worse....
Yer ass could be dead and your turf on the bog".

"Could be worse...it could be raining and the midgies could be out"

worded

Well at least you are above ground

Comment made to me on the Aran islands by a local when I was moaning about having a hangover

nullzero

If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

Tell me how

retalivity wrote:

"Could be worse...it could be raining and the midgies could be out"

You'll never get midges out when it's raining!

L0ui5e

bodice ripper wrote: »

Up on blocks

*for "period".

Im not even going to attempt to dicypher that one..

Ihatecuddles

L0ui5e wrote: »

Im not even going to attempt to dicypher that one..

I think it just means out of action!