Liveline thread 16/09/2014 to 26/11/2014

snubbleste

LIVE line

ButtersSuki

Loon alert.

Lapin

Go ahead, so to speak, as it were.

sligojoek

neris

Public transport.... joes frantically banging on the studio glass for a bad line

Hamilcar

Ban sneezing on public transport

Hamilcar

This guy is rambling.............

my friend

Current caller: 'Joe I was wondering could I catch Ebola if I put another guys cock in my mouth'

and then he goes on to bash the USA

ButtersSuki

Hamilcar wrote: »

This guy is rambling.............

The caller is pretty bad too.

You need to watch out for sweat on the antimacassar on the back of the bus seat

Lapin

Why do Dubliners of a certain age refer to cars as 'motor cars'?

This guy is a right crank. I have visions of him scanning the Irish Times everyday looking for something to write to the editor to complain about.

my friend

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Loon alert.

Well spotted

neris

Hamilcar wrote: »

This guy is rambling.............

Its called liveline caller syndrome

sudzs

Is he forgetting that the poor aul Africans couldn't afford the drugs, ergo the drug companies dont bother putting any money into research and development of a vaccine for ebola. :rolleyes:

ButtersSuki

Is this B-B-B-Bertie's old English teacher?

my friend

Lapin wrote: »

Why do Dubliners of a certain age refer to cars as 'motor cars'?

This guy is a right crank. I have visions of him scanning the Irish Times everyday looking for something to write to the editor to complain about.

He sounds as if he's Brendan Ogles dad

my friend

my friend wrote: »

Current caller: 'Joe I was wondering could I catch Ebola if I put another guys cock in my mouth'

Only if he's still attached to it...

sudzs

Sneezing is how the common cold is spread Joe. :rolleyes:

Kermit.de.frog

Would that be your original Tallaght accent Nigel?

neris

no wonder hes rambling and grumpy his names nidgel

Kermit.de.frog

Moany old biddy alert.

Hamilcar

When he says stay on the line Nigel he will NEVER come back to you

ButtersSuki

my friend wrote: »

Well spotted

I have developed a rare condition known as "Lahv Lahn Ear". It's the ability to spot a loon within the first 3 words they utter.

neris

her bag has tissues, ky, a pack of durex and polo mints

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

her bag has tissues, a pack of durex and polo mints

….and Wurther's Original.

neris

neris wrote: »

her bag has tissues, a pack of durex and polo mints

It's all you need for a night out these days

signostic

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

All were short a the Swingers coming to Cork at the weekend!!!

neris wrote: »

her bag has tissues, ky, a pack of durex and polo mints

Did she say she was at a swingers party in Cork?

Lapin

She sounds Irish.

So what?

snubbleste

How can she sound Irish if she is from 'Uddersfield


Edit: Sierr-ra Leon-ie

BPKS

So he is STILL calling it Sierra Le-own-eee

Roger_007

Hamilcar wrote: »

When he says stay on the line Nigel he will NEVER come back to you

10 years from now Nigel will be found dead still clinging on to his phone.:eek:

Oops69

From the sound of them These Ebola worriers tend to have one foot in the grave already , relax Ffs , Something's gonna get you in the end .

SEPT 23 1989

are your groceries not packaged in plastic????????????

ButtersSuki

Guineys. BINGO!

BPKS

Real hankies. With a days worth of snot hanging off them - very hygienic Joe.

sudzs

Ah jaysus Joe, there is nothing so disgusting and germ filled as a hankie. :rolleyes:

Meathlass

Maybe these two callers should stay indoors and spare the rest of us.

Hamilcar

Hold on they've gotten billions over the years and spent nothing on infrastructure

Sneeze into your hankie, pop it back in your pocket
Sneeze into your hankie, pop it back in your pocket
Sneeze into your hankie, pop it back in your pocket

Live, Die, Repeat

snubbleste

But Liberia has no oil caller

SEPT 23 1989

they are making plans for Nigel

swingking

3 hankies for a foiber for foiber - Friday

Meathlass

Joe is determined to get public transport into every call today

ButtersSuki

Praise for Haughey! You certainly know how to curry favour with Joe caller!

However, the price of a good limo has actually dropped! Ooops, did that come out?

Hamilcar

Behind every number there's a real person..............reading them out

snubbleste

A phone call from a goy?

Fujitsu10

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I have developed a rare condition known as "Lahv Lahn Ear". It's the ability to spot a loon within the first 3 words they utter.

Well done, Well done, Well done....

ButtersSuki

Pat the Painter.

Kermit.de.frog

Is she drunk? High?