Liveline thread 16/09/2014 to 26/11/2014

Hamilcar

vital for life............................ Food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan Jaman

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

He should have stuck to muching the carpet at a particluar time back in 1980..

He did plough a furrow.

snubbleste

Joe bigging himself up..

Hamilcar

The biggest prick in the country presents it too

BarryD

Ah poor Joe, he's feeling ignored by the high & mighty. Such righteous indignation.

baldbear

The PR lads tell them don't talk toJoe!

Dan Jaman

"De biggest programme in the country and they won't come on it."

How dare they not be answerable to you, Joe. The nerve of them.

Odyssey 2005

Dan Jaman wrote: »

He did plough a furrow.

Don't know about that, but he certainly filled a gap.....

curioser

They have an obligation to engage with the public - they have no obligation to talk to, or listen to, Joe!

Tiger Mcilroy

The reason they wont come on your show is its not a legitimate new program and why would they allow you to have digs at them on behalf of the donkeys that call in.

ThisRegard

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"De biggest programme in the country and they won't come on it."

He never mentioned how many listeners he lost in the last JNLRs did he?

Dan Jaman

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Don't know about that, but he certainly filled a gap.....

And certainly left his mark-oh, mark-oh, mark-oh
Don't know about that, but he filled a gap
And certainly left his Marco

jetfiremuck

Is she just after waking up from a comaffs

baldbear

Get this person talking sense off the phone.

Hamilcar

If you've no objection then ....................PAY the f**ing thing

Odyssey 2005

Dan Jaman wrote: »

And certainly left his Marco.

So to speak!!!!☺

signostic

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Right kids, I'm out now. Have a good one! I suspect there might be a man named Liam disappear under suspicious circumstances in the Tiullamore-ay region tonight……

If Liam from Tullamore rings in we will let you know

snubbleste

Text poll for a referendum, now!

Roger_007

So, she's going out to protest about something that's not even proposed?

pc7

snubbleste wrote: »

Text poll for a referendum, now!

Text Y for yes
Text N for no
Text everything else if you hate Sinn Fein like Joe

Hamilcar

We allowed the nutters to change the constitution to ban abortion.................Now look where we are

Roger_007

Buy a fire extinguisher ya muppet!

Dan Jaman

signostic wrote: »

If Liam from Tullamore rings in we will let you know

Oh, come now, none of you would be michievous enough to do that?
Go on, go on, go on.

BarryD

Great - another referendum, if we had one a week, there'd be great fun to be had altogether. Don't think our esteemed constitution is the right place to swear our allegiance to Irish Water though.

Apart from that, I don't see why Enda shouldn't get up on his soapbox and swear solemnly to us citizens that Irish Water will never be sold to the private sector.

Odyssey 2005

 Bust......

Man went to the Tullamore knickers shop to get his wife a maternity bra, assistant asked what bust? Man replied "the ****ing condom"!!!

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Meathlass

This is boring stuff for a Friday afternoon

Robert2012

"Hello Joe, thanks for calling"

Harry Angstrom

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Oh, come now, none of you would be michievous enough to do that?
Go on, go on, go on.

In your finest Tullamore/Bill Clinton accent, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman....."

ThisRegard

I like this caller. He'll be given short thrift.

Dan Jaman

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

In your finest Tullamore/Bill Clinton accent, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman....."

I would do it, but I couldn't pull the accent off at all.

BarryD

Clearly a taxpayer on the phone..

Hamilcar

Researchers gonna be sacked. 2 sensible callers allowed through already

baldbear

Another sensible caller alert. How were they let through?

Odyssey 2005

We need to hear from Liam. The Tullamore sperm donor☺

SEPT 23 1989

ex civil servant on a massive pension by the sounds of him

Dan Jaman

Do I agree with the double-taxation on fuel? Of course I don't, I doubt if anyone does, so what a stupid analogy.

snubbleste

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

We need to hear from Liam. The Tullamore sperm donor☺

The babydaddy, who danced to the Police in a 1980s Tullamore establishment, of the Canadien Marco Conor

BarryD

I'd bet a good proportion of people on tomorrow's anti water charges marches are in the tax system. They may succeed in abolishing charges and all that means is that they'll end up footing the whole bill!! The law of unintended consequences etc. and not thinking things through.

Dan Jaman

A $14,000 bill? I think you need to put the printer away, missus.

ThisRegard

The raving idiots are left on for ages to waffle and waffle without a sensible or coherent argument, anyone with sense it's as if Joe doesn't want to interact with them and just wants them off as quick as possible.

Odyssey 2005

snubbleste wrote: »

The babydaddy, who danced to the Police in a 1980s Tullamore establishment, of the Canadien Marco Conor

Rumour has it that he's known around Tullamore as Dyson,cos he's hung like a hoover.

Harry Angstrom

BarryD wrote: »

I'd bet a good proportion of people on tomorrow's anti water charges marches are in the tax system. They may succeed in abolishing charges and all that means is that they'll end up footing the whole bill!! The law of unintended consequences etc. and not thinking things through.

Most people have just had enough. When the country was awash with money, successive governments did nothing to try to improve the water supply and fix the pipes. Now the country is broke, it's suddenly become a burning issue for the government to "fix the pipes and improve the supply". Most people can see through such bolloxology.

SEPT 23 1989

what fireworks???

poor kids have nothing compared to years ago

snubbleste

Unwell animals?
Are they doing coke?

Dan Jaman

"The animal comes first."
Even in 1980 Tullamore, that was observed.

SEPT 23 1989

a poor vet?

Odyssey 2005

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

a poor vet?

Yep. He lives in the next parish to the poor farmer...!

BarryD

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Most people have just had enough. When the country was awash with money, successive governments did nothing to try to improve the water supply and fix the pipes. Now the country is broke, it's suddenly become a burning issue for the government to "fix the pipes and improve the supply". Most people can see through such bolloxology.

True, but somebody's going to pay now one way or the other. Otherwise the system will just get increasingly decrepit. The question is, how do the public want to pay??

pc7

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Yep. He lives in the next parish to the poor farmer...!

And the poor Solicitor and Doctor

snubbleste

pc7 wrote: »

And the poor Solicitor and Doctor

and the poor telephone operator