Liveline thread 16/09/2014 to 26/11/2014

CarrickMcJoe

ButtersSuki wrote: »

That's already happened. I got married.

Oh, So Ulster still says NO!

Yakuza

Netflix...ye wha? Talk about a non-sequitur. T'aint free, baby

ButtersSuki

Cork_chick_94 wrote: »

Why has joe such an agenda against this english chap ?

The clue is in your question.

He duz be takin' de jobz from de ordina-ree salt a dee irth union fee-paying Dubaliners.

ButtersSuki

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Oh, So Ulster still says NO!

Ulster says "NEVER!" fairly often too! :rolleyes:

Yakuza

ButtersSuki wrote: »

That's already happened. I got married.

Only a 50% reduction? Lucky b*stard.

Harry Angstrom

Joe doesn't seem to approve of the free tours but he was all for free labour last week.

Dan Jaman

Jeez, this is riveting. I think I'll go and fire up my vacuum cleaner for some real entertainment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwgK3OAEywI

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Jeez, this is riveting. I think I'll go and fire up my vacuum cleaner for some real entertainment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwgK3OAEywI

If you're vaccuming naked, be sure to tuck your penis behind your legs a la "Silence of the Lambs" to avoid a nasty injury and a difficult explanation to the missus and the doctors and nurses in A&E.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-ac87-6n3I

Roger_007

ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzczzzzzzzzzz............

ButtersSuki

Joe's said "Sandeman's" so often already this show all I want is a hot port. And I don't even like port.

ButtersSuki

"they don't make very little"

ThisRegard

Grrr, stop raising the tone of your voice at the end of every bloody word.

sudzs

Stop talking with that stupid pretentious upward intonation at the end of every sentence!!! :mad:

CarrickMcJoe

Yakuza wrote: »

Only a 50% reduction? Lucky b*stard.

So it's once a year then!

ButtersSuki

She better not ask Joe his turnover……….


"I need to clean up a few phone lines" There's a new one.

Fujitsu10

Joe needs to clean up a few phone lines.. can he borrow the Nilfisk?

Roger_007

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

Joe needs to clean up a few phone lines.. can he borrow the Nilfisk?

Must be porn lines....:eek:

Oops69

Look , it's a free world , anyone can do a tour , the market will find its own level , if the average pleb tourist wants a basic tour and is happy with it ,welcome to the real world registered and trained tour guides ! , it's not brain surgery so it can't be regulated, if the guides don't get paid , they'll cop on and feck off , maybe this fella is out to make a quick buck, He wouldn't be the first.

ThisRegard

Imagine paying to listen to this one.

Harry Angstrom

I'm waiting for Mannix Flynn to ring in with his opinion on this very unimportant Dubalin matter.

ButtersSuki

ThisRegard wrote: »

Imagine paying to listen to this one.

Joe or the caller? :rolleyes:

Dan Jaman

Manipulated internet forums? Good heavens.

ButtersSuki

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

I'm waiting for Mannix Flynn to ring in with his opinion on this very unimportant Dubalin matter.

Or Bang Bang.

lucylu

janey that must be all the Tour guides in Ireland on the radio today :eek:

ButtersSuki

We deaf-in-iiite-ly have a new leader in the "Worst Lahv Lahn Ever" poll.

Harry Angstrom

lucylu wrote: »

janey that must be all the Tour guides in Ireland on the radio today :eek:

Tourists in Dublin currently waiting for a tour guide to turn up.

bottlebrush

Next up - open top bus tours

Well we had the rickshaws already

neris

Just tuned into there a few minutes ago. Sounds like some guys got a business going and someone else is jealous

ButtersSuki

April 1970. Lahv Lahn is getting more "modrin"

Harry Angstrom

Beaten up by an iron bar?

Tiger Mcilroy

NOBODY CARES JOE

ButtersSuki

Ah sure Charlie was and is a saint isn't he Joe?

neris

Yeah those iron bars have a mind of their own

ButtersSuki

Tiger Mcilroy wrote: »

NOBODY CARES JOE

Joe, Bertie, Ivan Calorie and the rest of the Fianna Fail cronies care.

redbuck

Screw this I'm out can't take anymore.

neris

Oh god

Tiger Mcilroy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe, Bertie, Ivan Calorie and the rest of the Fianna Fail cronies care.

Exactly...nobody that matters

ButtersSuki

"Up on our toes"


Jesus, I am losing the will to live with this shoyte.

furiousox

redbuck wrote: »

Screw this I'm out can't take anymore.

+1

ButtersSuki

Tiger Mcilroy wrote: »

Exactly...nobody that matters

Well, they'll be back in power in the next election as the muppet electorate here have memories like goldfish so I think it's important to keep highlighting how much FF f**cked this country over for decades.

lucylu

sally hansen tan 10.99

sudzs

I thought the wigs were done away with... ??

neris

Shut up whinger. Drinking is part of our culture and we pay the tax as a luxury

sudzs

He's up in arms now!

What's that about lap dancing and flogging?????? :eek:

Lenin Skynard

Did he just say he'd be happy to teach lapdancing to kids if he got a tax cut?

neris

This lad doesnt know the difference between lap dancing and pole dancing.

ButtersSuki

"I'd throw up a few poles and have the kids hang off of it to get the vat rate down"

I'm sure the parents would love that.

ButtersSuki

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

Did he just say he'd be happy to teach lapdancing to kids if he got a tax cut?

Yup.

Dan Jaman

Another plug for Joe's buke...
By the time (2050) it comes out, the entire population of Europe will be lining up for it.

neris

Only joe could link irish dancing tax rates to dead children in 1916