Liveline thread 16/09/2014 to 26/11/2014

ThisRegard

Because you're the host show, that's why it's being characterised like that.

Mike Guide 69

Ooooh low dig at the unions there, Joe took the ad break, to pop back a few tabs!!!

ThisRegard

Joe skips right over the criticising of unions. He allows nonsense to be spouted about everyone and everything any other time.

Dan Jaman

Dear DSPA,
I leave my house, car and worldly goods to Floppy, my rabbit, in the sure knowledge he'll make good use of them.

Mike Guide 69

Poor Michael sounds like one of those voice recordings from the 1920's

pc7

Well I'm sure you can still apply for jobs while on a CE scheme?

EmilyHoward

"The gimp" LOL

pc7

Jaysis if I was in the States I wouldn't be listening to de live lahnnnnn

Mike Guide 69

She has one scary voice that one!!!!

EmilyHoward

Who gives a F**k how teacher contracts are negotiated in the US

bigroad

Teacher from the usa .this should be relevant.

Fujitsu10

Getting rid of bad teachers, like thats going to happen in Ireland...

Tiger Mcilroy

Bad line...common sense..union heads will be outraged at this explanation of a system were performance is measured.. people sackable...outrageous.

Dan Jaman

Renewed contracts every year? Jeez, that will never fly here.

Tiger Mcilroy

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Renewed contracts every year? Jeez, that will never fly here.

Would make for a quango i would support for a change..

Dan Jaman

EmilyHoward wrote: »

Who gives a F**k how teacher contracts are negotiated in the US

Maybe get rid of dead wood.

my friend

NUJ just pulled the broadcast antenna cable or just my radio?

bigroad

By Patsy no time left thanks byyyyyyyyyy.

pc7

In the US some jobs only give 6 weeks maternity leave. Lady stay in the US, hope you get gun control and danger money if you are teaching in a public school over there.

Mike Guide 69

my friend wrote: »

NUJ just pulled the broadcast antenna cable or just my radio?

Same here, thats what i thought, tuned to 88.50

Fujitsu10

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Renewed contracts every year? Jeez, that will never fly here.

As was said yesterday, teaching jobs have nothing to do with education of children. Its all about teachers careers.::mad:

Dan Jaman

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sean.
Sean who?
Sean your shoes.

Mike Guide 69

Pat O Mahony produced??, not Dustins brother is it???

Fujitsu10

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Pat O Mahony produced??, not Dustins brother is it???

based on the quality of the show maybe it was Dustin

my friend

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sean.
Sean who?
Sean your shoes.

Moments like this I wish we had liberal gun laws...

my friend

Useless Obama is sending a dud ambassador our way...

ButtersSuki

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Pat O Mahony produced??, not Dustins brother is it???

Just in, missed todays show is it worth podcasting? Lol.


I actually meant to ask on Pat O'Mahony previously - is he the same Pat O'Mahony who used to host "Head to Toe" when it first aired on RTE?

This guy (he's the one on the right )

neris

Caugh the last 10 minutes of the show in the car today. Teachers/Jobbridge & the dead chap in the Uk who everyone assumes wants to be buried in Ireland.

Take it the first 65 minutes was all teachers/jobbridge and I didnt miss any thing of a topical nature that actually affects people

ThisRegard

First half hour was Joe getting in a snot because not everyone was agreeing with him and the manager of the International Bar about how it's a disgrace that the council are removing illegal street furniture. Joe at his stroppiest.

thehouses

What was the name of the politician on the show today?

Roger_007

thehouses wrote: »

What was the name of the politician on the show today?

Joseph Duffy.

Dan Jaman

thehouses wrote: »

What was the name of the politician on the show today?

Jobe Ridge.

queensinead

Tiger Mcilroy wrote: »

Bad line...common sense..union heads will be outraged at this explanation of a system were performance is measured.. people sackable...outrageous.

Performance is measured here too. Teachers here now have more inspections than just about any other job---subject inspections, individual inspections, unannounced inspections, whole school inspections...The results are on the web

And under the new Teaching Council rules they can be sacked for under-performance

curioser

thehouses wrote: »

What was the name of the politician on the show today?

Jim Daly TD

Mike Guide 69

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ButtersSuki wrote: »

Just in, missed todays show is it worth podcasting? Lol.


I actually meant to ask on Pat O'Mahony previously - is he the same Pat O'Mahony who used to host "Head to Toe" when it first aired on RTE?

This guy (he's the one on the right )

Hmmm, whats Pat doing with his right hand???..........and more disturbingly , that jacket :eek:...................(then again i cant slag him, i had a snot green sports jacket back in the day, ah the fashion faux pas of the 90's back in Ireland)

Dan Jaman

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

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Hmmm, whats Pat doing with his right hand???..........and more disturbingly , that jacket :eek:...................(then again i cant slag him, i had a snot green sports jacket back in the day, ah the fashion faux pas of the 90's back in Ireland)

I don't know who's got the better ear-rings of the two.

neris

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

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Hmmm, whats Pat doing with his right hand???..........and more disturbingly , that jacket :eek:...................(then again i cant slag him, i had a snot green sports jacket back in the day, ah the fashion faux pas of the 90's back in Ireland)

and the shirt

snubbleste

I was mugged abroad Joe and I had to pay money to get my stuff back
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/rte-journalist-mugged-during-scottish-vote-30599299.html

Mike Guide 69

snubbleste wrote: »

I was mugged abroad Joe and I had to pay money to get my stuff back
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/rte-journalist-mugged-during-scottish-vote-30599299.html

What a pro , our Philip, didnt mention his "ordeal" on the Drivetime slot, i bet he'll bawling his eyes out to our Joe later. Knowing Joe, he probably has his number on speedial looking for the gory details

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

I was mugged abroad Joe and I had to pay money to get my stuff back
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/rte-journalist-mugged-during-scottish-vote-30599299.html

I'm surprised nobody mentioned to him that Niddrie is an utter 'hole.

ButtersSuki

Was in Dubalin City Centur this morning and spotted this on Kildare Street. No doubt Joseph was first in line:

snubbleste

Joe has passed the 20,000 word mark in his book '41 children killed in Easter Rising'. But still need info https://twitter.com/talktojoe1850

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Joe has passed the 20,000 word mark in his book '41 children killed in Easter Rising'. But still need info https://twitter.com/talktojoe1850

Yeah but 15,000 of those words are either dis, dat, dem, dose or coddle.

Tiger Mcilroy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Yeah but 15,000 of those words are either dis, dat, dem, dose or coddle.

So to speak..per say.

snubbleste

"that would be children over 18 as such"
Eh..

ButtersSuki

Bad line! Bad line!

:D

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

"that would be children over 18 as such"
Eh..

Like adults….

sligojoek

Tiger Mcilroy wrote: »

So to speak..per say.

Morraya

ButtersSuki

Travel:
• Tenner-EEF-ay
• Lizz-BONN
• Doo-Buy
• Abby Dabby
• Tull-AH-Moray
• Stock-hullum
• Pay-Roo
• Clontarf
• Ballyfermot
• Kai-ROW
• EYE-tally
• EYE-tally-an
• Wendy's Whistle Stop Cafe
• POLE-and
• Bile, Co. Roscommon
• Blake's Corner
• TOUR-Bally-Lee
• Castletown Sur Mer
• EYE-ran
• EYE-rack
• Ryanair
• Aer Lingus

Fillum:
• Mrs. Browinz Boyiz
• Fillum
• Fillum-eena
• “I only had a small part in the fillum, but it was an important part”
• De pictures

Dubalinese:
• Coddle
• Bang Bang
• Mother D'Arcy
• Da Widow Twankie
• Lugz Brannigan
• Dee ahZoo
• Moriya
• Says I
• salt a dee irth
• Dja no whor I meen?
• Guineys

Joe-isms:
• Woi?
• My God
• Well done, well done.
• I know that! I know that! I know that!
• Keep the faith.
• And how does that make you feel?
• What's your difference?
• Ab-SO-lute-LEE
• Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....
• Don't do the accent
• Derek's up next
• Back after these
• Proceed
• ATM Machine
• CCCTV
• USC - the Universal Social Charge
• How much?
• Audible sharp intake of breath
• “We are where we are….”
• God Bless
• I have a little breakeen for you
• “But that's not a story?”
• Bad line
• I'm way over time, apologies to Derek
• Get a grip!
• Sure, sure, sure
• People fought and died
• Death by sue-ih-coyde
• gurriers
• Greyhound Economics
• Frys Model Railway
• STRATUS-fear
• The elephant in the room
• sumadem
• Intur-ally-ah
• Da Tree Twins
• HIGH-stericks
• Veh-hickle
• “And do you have Sky Sports?”
• Good point, well made.
• Guinness-es
• Mudder
• Fah-der
• The Herild
• The Sunday Wurild
• Moochers
• Mooching
• “moochers moochin’”
• email name
• email number
• TURK-in-AY
• “on grossly inflated salaries...”
• “is that your real voice?”
• fibre-gade
• mod-rin
• cavvy-it
• forin national
• EXPUNGE!
• What do you do in real life?
• Swoss-TEAK-ah
• Holler-cost

Medical:
• Lymes Disease
• Ippy
• Ass-Burgers
• Dislexus
• FARM-OH-con-omix
• hostible
• ambellince
• Cardia-trish-ian


“Funny” Friday:
• Doc Savage
• Brush Shields
• June Rodgers
• Oliver Bond
• Sonny Knowles
• Syl Fox
• The sound of silence
• Jon Bon Jovi on Lahn 2
• The legendary....


“Famous” callers:
• Blind Boy Boat Club
• John O'Donovan from Cork
• Mannix Flynn
• Aubrey McCarthy
• Willie O'Dea
• Gerald Kean (soccer correspondent!)
• Fr. Iggy
• Fr. Sven
• Siobhan Moore from the DAA
• Shane O'Curry
• Deegan from Fair City in either Taxi driver or unemployed artist mode
• NEW for 2014 – “Ivan Calorie’s solicitor”


Taboo topics/words – some of which have genuinely gone out Lahv on air!
• Blow job
• Anal
• “You put a finger into it's arse”
• Lock jaw
• Head shops
• Labia
• “making lurrrve”
• “orgy etiquette”
• a begrudging apology from Joe


Topics NOT for discussion:
• TV Licence
• Joe's salary/fees
• Gerry Ryan & Cocaine

Words and phrases you hear everyday (sic.):
• entitled
• Taxi Driver
• “No, you called me”
• D'angelus
• “Some of my best friends are (insert race/creed/colour/sexual preference/ethic minority etc. here_________)”
• Ayotollah Ahern
• James Connolly
• Big Jim Larkin
• “You can't trust d’internet”
• “It's a disgrace Joe”
• “I'm disgusted Joe”
• “As I was saying to your researcher…”


As usual feel free to ad to d'list.

snubbleste

"so to speak"