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What will some of the AH thread titles be in 50 years time?

  • 25-09-2014 9:56pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭


    The year is 2064. Boards.ie Inc owns 70% of all the land of Ireland (revealing their real reason for teaming up with Daft.ie) and these are the threads populating AH ...


    What Were Pubs Like Before The Drinking Ban?

    Which was worse ... WW2 or WW3?

    Whats the best planet you've been to?

    Should lifts and factory machines be allowed to marry?

    Should the Guards be given Light Sabres?

    F*cking martians, coming down here and taking our jobs

    Overcharged by Cybertron 2000 Taxi-bot, what are my rights?

    "Martin "The Viper" Foley survives 109th assassination attempt"

    "Yore Robot!"




    What will some of the AH thread titles be in 50 years time?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30 Bydlo


    Heh, probably


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Forgot one

    "Cryogenically frozen Twink thaws out. Still a bit of a geebag"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Something about dole scroungers :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,660 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Forgot one

    "Cryogenically frozen Twink thaws out. Still a bit of a geebag"

    Twinks dog still missing, celebrates 350 dog years of freedom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    " Anyone remember that shit thread IvaBigWun started 50 years ago? "


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,660 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    The year is 2064. Boards.ie Inc owns 70% of all the land of Ireland (revealing their real reason for teaming up with Daft.ie) and these are the threads populating AH ...


    What Were Pubs Like Before The Drinking Ban?

    Which was worse ... WW2 or WW3?

    Whats the best planet you've been to?

    Should lifts and factory machines be allowed to marry?

    Should the Guards be given Light Sabres?

    F*cking martians, coming down here and taking our jobs

    Overcharged by Cybertron 2000 Taxi-bot, what are my rights?

    "Martin "The Viper" Foley survives 109th assassination attempt"

    "Yore Robot!"




    What will some of the AH thread titles be in 50 years time?

    什么是酒馆喜欢饮酒禁令呢?

    这是糟糕的......二战或WW3?

    请告诉我你去过最好的星球?

    应该升降机及工厂机器被允许结婚?

    要逆天予以从轻军刀?

    他妈的火星,下来这里参加我们的工作

    由塞伯坦2000出租车,BOT多收,什么是我的权利?

    “马丁”毒蛇“弗利生存109暗杀


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    Whats the best thing for Bleeding hemorrhoids

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Be reading ivabigwun 117,668 thread.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Wht sprpwr wld y lk t hv? (There's no vowels in the future)

    Air meters? Don't send back the applications. No contract, no agreement! [MOD note post 8]


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    " Anyone remember that shit thread IvaBigWun started 50 years ago? "

    Ah there ya are. Every time with a reply in a thread of mine you get nasty.

    Post reported.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Be reading ivabigwun IvaBigWun 2.0's 117,668 thread.

    FYP ;)


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    Reanimated Charlie Haughey - has he turned the economy around?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    uch wrote: »
    Whats the best thing for Bleeding hemorrhoids

    Farmers wine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Is that realies lad dead that long ...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭nails1


    We'll be talking about how them people from the future and how they took out jobs, 'they took our jobs.'


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,030 ✭✭✭pavb2


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Were things better or worse before the Muslims took over?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Irish government now keeping 98% of everyone's wages through new 'sneaky ninja haha lolz' stealth taxes"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    Good, honest, Christian Irish minority forced to wear burka in shower by evil, meany Islamic overlords (now officially 98% of population) with threats of Chinese sunburns and wedgies.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    Were things better or worse before the Muslims took over?

    Damnit ye beat me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    It'll be renamed Arabic Hours as ISIS conquers the world. The only threads permitted will related to the wonders of the Q'uran and the wives of Mohammed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    What will some of the AH thread titles be in 50 years time?

    They come over here stealing our Hoverboards.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    'Should Martians Wear The Poppy?'


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


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    "Why are all muslims terrorists?"

    "How can we make teachers do more work?"

    "Imygrunts stoal my job"

    "Cats are bastards."

    Not much of a change, really...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


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    Not much will change. We're used to all technological advancements at the moment. They just keep getting better but not many new and interesting inventions will happen in the next 50 years.


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