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Do women enjoy giving BJ's?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    donegaljim wrote: »
    aye they do surely,

    they even like swallowing afterwards, when it comes down to the bare raw base of sexual interaction women are programmed to serve the man a bit like their ruler or king

    All hail king ejaculate on your face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    To answer your question I think most women prefer receiving Ben and Jerry's than giving it to someone else.

    Its why Im size 10.........


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    handbagmad wrote: »
    eh???....

    Im too drunk. Bedtime for me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 650 ✭✭✭handbagmad


    To answer your question I think most women prefer receiving Ben and Jerry's than giving it to someone else.

    that depends on if he knows what he's doing, otherwise its just annoying.

    i suppose that works both ways


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    I've to bow out of this - work in the morning


    Looking forward to reading the rest of this intellectual discussion tomorrow in work


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    handbagmad wrote: »
    that depends on if he knows what he's doing, otherwise its just annoying.

    i suppose that works both ways

    It's not that difficult to make a woman orgasm it just takes practice,

    Fellas please your lady tonight with this tip,

    Do the alphabet on her clit in a fast motion while playing with the g spot!

    You'll thank me tomorrow when she'll let you watch the Ryder Cup in peace


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    It's not that difficult to make a woman orgasm it just takes practice,

    Fellas please your lady tonight with this tip,

    Do the alphabet on her clit in a fast motion while playing with the g spot!

    You'll thank me tomorrow when she'll let you watch the Ryder Cup in peace

    Cos she will be pi**ing herself laughing.....wtf was he up to last night ;p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom



    Do the alphabet on her clit in a fast motion while playing with the g spot!

    I can see you have a lot to learn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    If that poster from yesterday looking for advice on his first kiss reads this thread he will be ruined for life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭cerastes


    This thread is coming on something, since I last posted


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Cos she will be pi**ing herself laughing.....wtf was he up to last night ;p

    Laugh all you want but 60 per cent of the time it works all the time. Don't knock it until you tried it I found it sends women wild


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    It's not that difficult to make a woman orgasm it just takes practice,

    Fellas please your lady tonight with this tip,

    Do the alphabet on her clit in a fast motion while playing with the g spot!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I like doing things that I'm good at, and experience says I'm fricking excellent at this. So yeah I enjoy it. But more so because of how much my boyfriend enjoys it. Really big turn on to hear that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    I don't like giving them, but I love getting them. I call it a 68, he blows me and I'll owe him 1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Laugh all you want but 60 per cent of the time it works all the time. Don't knock it until you tried it I found it sends women wild

    Just dont sing it while ya do it.... :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Laugh all you want but 60 per cent of the time it works all the time. Don't knock it until you tried it I found it sends women wild

    40% of women disagree with you. :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    efb wrote: »
    I don't like giving them, but I love getting them. I call it a 69, he blows me and I'll owe him 1

    68 you mean....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,303 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    It's not that difficult to make a woman orgasm it just takes practice,

    Fellas please your lady tonight with this tip,

    Do the alphabet on her clit in a fast motion while playing with the g spot!

    You'll thank me tomorrow when she'll let you watch the Ryder Cup in peace

    Hands up who just practised that with their tongue out like lunatic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,382 ✭✭✭peckerhead


    Anyone else here getting Google Ads on this thread for Avonmore High Protein milk? :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    donegaljim wrote: »
    God save us Maria, your putting our heads away

    Away!?? .......:(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    donegaljim wrote: »
    we do, especially when the woman licks it off her fingers with a devilish grin on her messy face, would make your knees shake

    Hoo ha boy! I


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Pwindedd wrote: »
    Hands up who just practised that with their tongue out like lunatic!

    I did and now I wonder if it works for blowjobs. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Pwindedd wrote: »
    Hands up who just practised that with their tongue out like lunatic!

    No
    Lol.....just you.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 650 ✭✭✭handbagmad


    Laugh all you want but 60 per cent of the time it works all the time. Don't knock it until you tried it I found it sends women wild

    If it doesn't work, its material for a great game of countdown :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    I did and now I wonder if it works for blowjobs. :D

    Possibly but same can be said for any tongue flicking


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    From my circle of friends, not one said they enjoyed the actual act. The general impression was just that it was a chore that was worth doing sometimes.

    Do guys really like the face spunking thing? Why?

    Say it aint so,


    The face thing purely a porn fixation


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    Gatling wrote: »
    Say it aint so,


    The face thing purely a porn fixation

    Great choon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    donegaljim wrote: »
    driving us fellas mental i mean

    Easy enough to do during a blowjob. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭cerastes


    peckerhead wrote: »
    Anyone else here getting Google Ads on this thread for Avonmore High Protein milk? :D

    Home services


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Easy enough to do during a blowjob. :)

    Like putty in the hands ;).....


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    Just fapped to this thread thanks ladies good night all and may your mouths be sticky God bless and swallow your protein when asked


    Staaaanddd byyyy your maaaann

    Get it down ye ladies it'll put hair on your chest and perhaps upper lip


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,303 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Like putty in the hands ;).....

    If it's like putty ya doing it all wrong :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Pwindedd wrote: »
    If it's like putty ya doing it all wrong :D

    Like putty when Im done..... ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Like putty in the hands ;).....

    Especially if you know yer man well enough. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    As the higher end of average ejaculate volume is 10mL for human men,[3] this is approximately 0.5g (500mg) of dietary protein per ejaculate on average.
    This band called themselves after it:

    From my circle of friends, not one said they enjoyed the actual act. The general impression was just that it was a chore that was worth doing sometimes.
    Jeez, that's not good. I mean, I understand giving oral being a bit daunting for anyone who's new to it (whether it's a man or woman they're giving it to) but with time, experience, the right person etc it shouldn't be a chore - ideally anyway.

    The face thing though... yeh, a bit "niche" I'd say. Not the craziest fetish ever by any means, but it's not hard to understand why it wouldn't be for a lot of peeps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Two words on the subject

    Camille Crimson


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    Tis hard not to fart when receiving a bj sometimes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭moxin


    What a thread, Father Murphy down your local parish will not be happy at all with yer behaviour. ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    moxin wrote: »
    What a thread, Father Murphy down your local parish will not be happy at all with yer behaviour. ;)

    Sure he loves them too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,147 ✭✭✭pm.


    Some do, some don't.

    Do men like giving lick outs?

    Not to a Fat Christy!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,214 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    I really depends on the partner and how much they love them! if you're really in love with someone you'd enjoy giving!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭Nomis21


    When I see a man getting a mouthful of the stuff and enjoying the taste, then I'll swallow. :pac:

    Disguise yourself as a man and sneak into the boiler house gay sauna next weekend and eat your words. (Or eat something more sticky anyway)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    I was with a guy used to guzzle it down like 7up- he was a bit freaky tho


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    efb wrote: »
    I was with a guy used to guzzle it down like 7up- he was a bit freaky tho

    Yuck


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    efb wrote: »
    I was with a guy used to guzzle it down like 7up- he was a bit freaky tho
    Was that the nappy guy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Was that the nappy guy?

    Yes. He was epic at bj's though- bring you to a point beyond extacy

    /checks if I still have his number


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Was that the nappy guy?

    annnnd that's me for the night, good luck!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    annnnd that's me for the night, good luck!!
    Just for clarification: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=92356386&postcount=193
    :) :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    From my circle of friends, not one said they enjoyed the actual act. The general impression was just that it was a chore that was worth doing sometimes.

    Do guys really like the face spunking thing? Why?

    my husbands favourite :o

    I like giving blow jobs, but really slow and gentle. my ex used to love them, my husband just grabs my hair and f*cks my face :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling



    Can no longer be shocked by fellow boardsies


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