Do women enjoy giving BJ's?

RDM_83 again · 27-09-2014 9:44am

green_screen wrote: »

Also - flavoured condoms taste fcuking horrible. Who the hell uses a condom for oral?!

But but but

http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/29/new-bacon-flavoured-condoms-from-company-that-produced-pork-inspired-lubricant-3564905/

Buona Fortuna · 27-09-2014 9:51am

RDM_83 again wrote: »

But but but

http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/29/new-bacon-flavoured-condoms-from-company-that-produced-pork-inspired-lubricant-3564905/

Thanks we really do need that puke emoticon

Shakespeare's Sister · 27-09-2014 9:51am

Lucy and Harry wrote: »

I do not think anybody enjoys it especially when most men do not know how to wash themselves.Never known a woman who likes anal either despite what porn movies show it bloody hurts..

Flavoured condoms are the answer as you can get cherry strawberry chocolate and bubble gum flavours.Have to make sure you do not start chewing and thinking its really food though so stay alert.

Agreed porn creates the illusion that women love anal - only a minority I'd say.
But re oral: you can't say nobody likes it just because you personally don't. You're wrong about everyone else.
Men can't wash themselves properly?

Daveysil15 wrote: »

LOL, I just saw a post there that was thanked by the cunning linguist. Given the topic that's been discussed and all, I read it as cunnilingus.

And there's me thinking that that wordplay is the joke behind the username. :pac:

Daveysil15 · 27-09-2014 10:01am

Ha bacon flavoured condoms. That's a good one. I could always wrap it up with a rasher and give her breakfast in bed.

Gongoozler · 27-09-2014 10:09am

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Ha bacon flavoured condoms. That's a good one. I could always wrap it up with a rasher and give her breakfast in bed.

Speaking of bacon, are any other girls (or guys) able to tell what a guy has been eating when doing this?

Daveysil15 · 27-09-2014 10:16am

Gongoozler wrote: »

Speaking of bacon, are any other girls (or guys) able to tell what a guy has been eating when doing this?

Yeah I've heard some girls are able to ascertain what the guy has been eating from the taste. Apparently a diet rich in fruit produces a better taste. I'm dubious though. Granted I can tell you that dark chocolate doubles your sperm count.

Penny Tration · 27-09-2014 10:20am

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Yeah I've heard some girls are able to ascertain what the guy has been eating from the taste. Apparently a diet rich in fruit produces a better taste. I'm dubious though. Granted I can tell you that dark chocolate doubles your sperm count.

If he's been eating spicy food, it tastes vile.

myshirt · 27-09-2014 10:21am

Chris Rock sums it up well at 1:15 onwards

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v16007346fKG3XcmY?h1=Chris+Rock+on+dirty+talk+and+blowjobs

Buona Fortuna · 27-09-2014 10:23am

Delta Cello wrote: »

I had a one night stand where the woman did it to me, it was the first thing she did. Don't understand why a woman would want to put her tongue there. Especially not just after a shower.

Maybe she just loved bacon

better call saul · 27-09-2014 10:26am

Ah here annilingus is amazing, so too is a prostate massage

Gongoozler · 27-09-2014 10:52am

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Yeah I've heard some girls are able to ascertain what the guy has been eating from the taste. Apparently a diet rich in fruit produces a better taste. I'm dubious though. Granted I can tell you that dark chocolate doubles your sperm count.

The only thing I notice is bacony items. It's weird.

Glebee · 27-09-2014 10:54am

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Yeah I've heard some girls are able to ascertain what the guy has been eating from the taste. Apparently a diet rich in fruit produces a better taste. I'm dubious though. Granted I can tell you that dark chocolate doubles your sperm count.

Grabs coat, and races to green grocer...

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 10:58am

If my bf drinks a good bit of water during the day it tastes grand or some fruit juice! If he was out lugging pints, it tastes disgusting!!!

Daveysil15 · 27-09-2014 11:03am

Glebee wrote: »

Grabs coat, and races to green grocer...

Walnuts and pumpkin seeds are also very good for your semen and prostate health.

Fat Christy wrote: »

If my bf drinks a good bit of water during the day it tastes grand or some fruit juice! If he was out lugging pints, it tastes disgusting!!!

Would it depend on the type of pint? Would cider be different to lager? I prefer the cider myself. Cider makes you ride her.

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 11:04am

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Walnuts and pumpkin seeds are also very good for your semen and prostate health.

Would it depend on the type of pint? Would cider be different to lager? I prefer the cider myself. Cider make you ride her.

No I think it's more to do with being dehydrated to be honest.

Electric Boobs · 27-09-2014 11:08am

leeroybrown wrote: »

Clearly a virgin.

You see that isn't helpful at all. He may be a virgin, but he might still be asking the same question having slept with a handful of girls

Electric Boobs · 27-09-2014 11:09am

Fat Christy wrote: »

No I think it's more to do with being dehydrated to be honest.

fat christy is a homo if i recall!

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 11:10am

Electric Boobs wrote: »

fat christy is a homo if i recall!

Why does it matter? I still give blowjobs so I can comment if I so please.

Electric Boobs · 27-09-2014 11:14am

Fat Christy wrote: »

Why does it matter? I still give blowjobs so I can comment if I so please.

yawk, fat and a homo. eww

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 11:17am

Electric Boobs wrote: »

yawk, fat and a homo. eww

How old are you? 12?

Molester Stallone II · 27-09-2014 11:20am

Fat Christy wrote: »

How old are you? 12?

Not helping yourself there

Electric Boobs · 27-09-2014 11:21am

Fat Christy wrote: »

How old are you? 12?

you're nothing but a cock sucker

Electric Boobs · 27-09-2014 11:28am

Lucy and Harry wrote: »

Never known a woman who likes anal either despite what porn movies show it bloody hurts..

I'd imagine A LOT of adultolescent females out there are trying it these days? regardless of whether they like it! The whole Christian Grey thing has gotten girls curious. No one would dare take the point of view of that being degrading, or "oh, I don't want to be objectified". It also makes the inevitable break-up a lot harder for the girls!

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 11:28am

Electric Boobs wrote: »

you're nothing but a cock sucker

God, you say it like it's a bad thing.....

Don't knock it until you try it.

Electric Boobs · 27-09-2014 11:32am

Fat Christy wrote: »

God, you say it like it's a bad thing.....

Don't knock it until you try it.

I'm male sweetheart

We should have a painting of you framed, sucking a creamy cock over your coffin when you die.

Sinister Kid · 27-09-2014 11:32am

efb wrote: »

I was with a guy used to guzzle it down like 7up- he was a bit freaky tho

It will be a while before I'll be able to drink a can of 7up without thinking of this...

Fat Christy · 27-09-2014 11:34am

Electric Boobs wrote: »

I'm male sweetheart]

Yeah and? So am I.

We should have a painting of you framed, sucking a creamy cock over your coffin when you die.

*kry* You're soooooo mean.

mikom · 27-09-2014 11:35am

Thread has gone to shite.

Micky Dolenz · 27-09-2014 11:38am

Electric Boobs wrote: »

fat christy is a homo if i recall!

Electric Boobs wrote: »

yawk, fat and a homo. eww

Electric Boobs wrote: »

you're nothing but a cock sucker

Electric Boobs wrote: »

I'm male sweetheart

We should have a painting of you framed, sucking a creamy cock over your coffin when you die.

Mod

Banned. And to be clear, this isn't the place to indulge in insult calling which seems to be creeping in from certain sections.

It either stops, or it will be stopped.

Fair warning to the few that are messing.

0byme75341jo28 · 27-09-2014 11:50am

That's right guys! Take it to the Insult Thread... :P

Galwayguy35 · 27-09-2014 11:55am

better call saul wrote: »

Ah here annilingus is amazing, so too is a prostate massage

Hmm, putting a finger up there is a bit of a passion killer.

I get what you are saying about the prostrate but still...

Celly Smunt · 27-09-2014 11:55am

Denver High Sugar wrote: »

That's right guys! Take it to the Insult Thread... :P

What about the incest loving single mothers of Nigerian descent on the dole?,do they give blowjobs?.Enda Kenny should probably tax that.

(one step further)

TheSheriff · 27-09-2014 12:04pm

I left this thread last night when the topic was about women enjoying bjs

Now it seems to be men talking about licking each others bums?

Tail Docker · 27-09-2014 12:07pm

TheSheriff wrote: »

I left this thread last night when the topic was about women enjoying bjs

Now it seems to be men talking about licking each others bums?

Things took a turn for the wurst.

Lucy and Harry · 27-09-2014 12:10pm

There will be a lot less bjs when the water charges come in.

TheSheriff · 27-09-2014 12:14pm

Lucy and Harry wrote: »

There will be a lot less bjs when the water charges come in.

Im confused? Why?

Lucy and Harry · 27-09-2014 12:14pm

less showers too expensive

TheSheriff · 27-09-2014 12:15pm

Lucy and Harry wrote: »

less showers too expensive

Have a water container hooked up to the gutter on the shed, can clean whenever suits - nice clean rainwater :P

Tail Docker · 27-09-2014 12:15pm

Lucy and Harry wrote: »

less showers too expensive

Could lead to a big up-tick in mouthwash sales though. Every cloud and all that.

Mariasofia · 27-09-2014 12:18pm

Tail Docker wrote: »

Could lead to a big up-tick in mouthwash sales though. Every cloud and all that.

Or babywipes.....

TheSheriff · 27-09-2014 12:21pm

Mariasofia wrote: »

Or babywipes.....

Babywipe sales should always be up!

Have a handy packet of baby wipes in the drawer next to the bed for my deserving lady

Tail Docker · 27-09-2014 12:28pm

TheSheriff wrote: »

Babywipe sales should always be up!

Have a handy packet of baby wipes in the drawer next to the bed for my deserving lady

They taste awful though. Mouthwash is better for cleaning out yer gob.

TheSheriff · 27-09-2014 12:35pm

Tail Docker wrote: »

They taste awful though. Mouthwash is better for cleaning out yer gob.

Ah yeah for the inside but just for general cleanliness after the act!

Nice wipe with a baby wipe and your good as new!

REXER · 27-09-2014 1:14pm

Fat Christy wrote: »

Some do, some don't.

Do men like giving lick outs?

I love nothing better than giving a woman a good tongue lashing! :cool::D
There is simply nothing to match getting a woman to the point where she is vibrating like a 65 Chevy with pre-ignition.

Daveysil15 · 27-09-2014 1:20pm

I suppose if the woman can't climax during penetrative sex then the auld mouth to south is a good option.

The_Valeyard · 27-09-2014 1:56pm

Well Im just waiting for Zoe Quinn to pop her head in.....

candy-gal1 · 27-09-2014 2:17pm

Yes

:D:pac:, I would say most women like it tbh, I mean in a relationship especially its just part of sex imho, same goes for the guy going down on the girl though