Do women enjoy giving BJ's?

harvester of sorrow

Y'all mutherfackers need Jesus!

0byme75341jo28

green_screen wrote: »

Please tell me I'm not the only woman to have gotten creepy PMs because of this thread?

Fcuked up lurkers in AH.

Name and shame :pac:

spurious

green_screen wrote: »

Please tell me I'm not the only woman to have gotten creepy PMs because of this thread?

Fcuked up lurkers in AH.

Report the PM - seriously.
Boards doesn't need tossers like that.

Celly Smunt

green_screen wrote: »

Please tell me I'm not the only woman to have gotten creepy PMs because of this thread?

Fcuked up lurkers in AH.

So its only a problem with lurkers? How about established members then eh eh eh nudge eh

Penny Tration

Denver High Sugar wrote: »

Name and shame :pac:

They know who they are! I'm not the only one they've PMd :pac:

Fat Christy

green_screen wrote: »

Please tell me I'm not the only woman to have gotten creepy PMs because of this thread?

Fcuked up lurkers in AH.

Not a ****ing one!

Should I change my username, dya think?

Celly Smunt

Fat Christy wrote: »

Not a ****ing one!

Should I change my username, dya think?

The Christy part is a bit off putting.

Fat Christy

Celly Smunt wrote: »

The Christy part is a bit off putting.

I'll have to subscribe and change it to 'Sexy Samantha'. Catchphrase: Down for anything!

Penny Tration

Fat Christy wrote: »

I'll have to subscribe and change it to 'Sexy Samantha'. Catchphrase: Down for anything!

Pm sent.

Celly Smunt

green_screen wrote: »

Pm sent.

Perv.

See Me

green_screen wrote: »

Please tell me I'm not the only woman to have gotten creepy PMs because of this thread?

Fcuked up lurkers in AH.

Electric boobs confessed to me that he/she sent a PM to you, but there was nothing inappropriate in it, and it was sent prior to the thread was even opened. So are you going to spill the beans?

Penny Tration

See Me wrote: »

Electric boobs confessed to me that he/she sent a PM to you, but there was nothing inappropriate in it, and it was sent prior to the thread was even opened. So are you going to spill the beans?

Lolwhat? Electric boobs sent me a pm about their old job about two weeks ago. Electric boobs also isn't a lurker, they were pretty active til they were banned earlier.

Anything else?

See Me

green_screen wrote: »

Anything else?

Are you gonna spill the beans?

Penny Tration

See Me wrote: »

Are you gonna spill the beans?

About? You posted something completely irrelevant to the thread, about a banned user. Gonna have to clarify here, mate.

Miss Lizzie Jones

See Me wrote: »

Are you gonna spill the beans?

Don't spill 'em. Horrid waste of beans that is.

deseil

Lucy and Harry wrote: »

I do not think anybody enjoys it especially when most men do not know how to wash themselves.Never known a woman who likes anal either despite what porn movies show it bloody hurts..


Flavoured condoms are the answer as you can get cherry strawberry chocolate and bubble gum flavours.Have to make sure you do not start chewing and thinking its really food though so stay alert.

I love both. Never tried flavoured condoms can't imagine id like them much.
If it hurts your doing it wrong;)

Penny Tration

deseil wrote: »

I love both. Never tried flavoured condoms can't imagine id like them much.
If it hurts your doing it wrong;)

It can hurt some women even when done right. Some women have tighter than average sphincters.

Miss Lizzie Jones

green_screen wrote: »

It can hurt some women even when done right. Some women have tighter than average sphincters.

Just what we need. A discussion on sphincters. :rolleyes:

See Me

green_screen wrote: »

Some women have tighter than average sphincters.

What about you?

Penny Tration

See Me wrote: »

What about you?

I don't feed trolls

See Me

green_screen wrote: »

I don't feed trolls

yeah, you just tease them!

Pwindedd

Ok I'm back, what did I miss. Hey where's my Pervy PM. No fair.

Oh sphincters and anal ...inevitable I suppose. I'm of the opinion it's quid pro quo when it comes to bums. If you can't take it why should I?

Daveysil15

I've heard the best way to give mouth to south is to lick it slowly like an ice cream. Is that true? Its just in the pornos they look like they're in a pie eating contest.

flutered

hard to beat d auld tuna sambo.

flutered

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I've heard the best way to give mouth to south is to lick it slowly like an ice cream. Is that true? Its just in the pornos they look like they're in a pie eating contest.

use your tounge like a biro, write your name, then her name, on d little button with the tip of your tounge, she will be whitering like an eel in a frying pan.

flutered

flutered wrote: »

use your tounge like a biro, write your name, then her name, with the tip of your tounge, she will be whitering like an eel in a frying pan

ah yeah, and fiddle her nipples like the radio while you're at it ...:rolleyes:

Galwayguy35

Delta Cello wrote: »

Prostate not prostrate.

What are you, a teacher?

Could you not have let me away with it?

KomradeBishop

Why hasn't there been more use of the :pac: smiley in this thread?

Molester Stallone II

green_screen wrote: »

Please tell me I'm not the only woman to have gotten creepy PMs because of this thread?

Fcuked up lurkers in AH.

I'm sorry, won't do it again

Buona Fortuna

green_screen wrote: »

Please tell me I'm not the only woman to have gotten creepy PMs because of this thread?

Fcuked up lurkers in AH.

My little brother might have borrowed my computer while I was out

jill_valentine

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I've heard the best way to give mouth to south is to lick it slowly like an ice cream. Is that true? Its just in the pornos they look like they're in a pie eating contest.

Porn has little to no relationship with what actually works for women, tbh. Porn laydees often go take care of themselves after a scene is shot because their scene partners might as well have been assembling an Ikea bookcase for all the good it did them.

Never take any sex tips from porn.

Go with slow icecream licking while circling the airport. When you've really taken the time to appreciate the local landscape - really appreciate it - then move on to negotiating a landing at Control.

Don't do the weird pie eating thing.

Buona Fortuna

jill_valentine wrote: »

Don't do the weird pie eating thing.

You just made me spill my wine

Gatling

jill_valentine wrote: »

Porn has little to no relationship with what actually works for women, tbh. Porn laydees often go take care of themselves after a scene is shot because their scene partners might as well have been assembling an Ikea bookcase for all the good it did them.

Never take any sex tips from porn.

Go with slow icecream licking while circling the airport. When you've really taken the time to appreciate the local landscape - really appreciate it - then move on to negotiating a landing at Control.

Don't do the weird pie eating thing.

You just brought a new meaning to flying without wings

TheSheriff

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

You just made me spill my wine

Theres wine involved, I thought it was too early to open a bottle, but sure if youve started !!

Daveysil15

Sex ed 101.

TheSheriff

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

You just made me spill my wine

ALso, while were on the topic of wine, I feel like there should be more boards wine based meet ups - theyll involve primarily wine, wine and some more wine.

Anyway back on topic - women, oral, anal, xfactor

Molester Stallone II

TheSheriff wrote: »

ALso, while were on the topic of wine, I feel like there should be more boards wine based meet ups - theyll involve primarily wine, wine and some more wine.

Anyway back on topic - women, oral, anal, xfactor

Xfactor? Ain't enough lube in the world to take that pain away

Buona Fortuna

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

You just made me spill my wine

Ah Jaysus you should have swallowed it.

Daveysil15

TheSheriff wrote: »

ALso, while were on the topic of wine, I feel like there should be more boards wine based meet ups - theyll involve primarily wine, wine and some more wine.

Anyway back on topic - women, oral, anal, xfactor

Jasus talk about the odd one out. :pac:

Mariasofia

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Jasus talk about the odd one out. :pac:

How!? ...... I enjoy all three!!??

beano345

For years I wondered what all up the fuss about bj's was,felt good but nothing mind blowing....until I went to Canada,this one nearly had me chewing the seatbelt in the car one night :pac:

hatrickpatrick

Really depends. Spl00ge can be quite a fetish for some women, one I know refers to it as "champagne"

Fat Christy wrote: »

Do men like giving lick outs?

This one certainly does

0byme75341jo28

Christ I'd love a blowjob now if anyone's up for it.......... :pac:

Crunchienut

Fat Christy wrote: »

Do men like giving lick outs?

Love giving them.

Daveysil15

Denver High Sugar wrote: »

Christ I'd love a blowjob now if anyone's up for it.......... :pac:

There'll be a girl along for you shortly. Apparently she can suck a golf through a garden hose.

Miss Lizzie Jones

Crunchienut wrote: »

Love giving them.

With that username, I am surprised that guys let you near it.

Mariasofia

Denver High Sugar wrote: »

Christ I'd love a blowjob now if anyone's up for it.......... :pac:

It will happen for you one of these days and when it does it will be very very special .......












The first one normally is.....

chrisb1

Fat Christy wrote: »

Do men like giving lick outs?

Absolutely i'm a giver don't mind lockjaw teasing is pleasing not a fan of receiving though

Deank

Daveysil15 wrote: »

There'll be a girl along for you shortly. Apparently she can suck a golf through a garden hose.

:eek:
A VW? that'd be some feat.

Daveysil15

Deank wrote: »

:eek:
A VW? that'd be some feat.

I won't be impressed until she does it with a Passat.