Do you shave your arse?

Galwayguy35

Nope.

Galwayguy35

Poll should be public.

TheEnigma

I do surely lol

I recently cut it with the blade and had to get cream from the doctor

Miss Lizzie Jones

I'm not a big fan of arses, hairy or otherwise. The flip side is way more fun.

better call saul

I do surely, hate getting bits of poo stuck in it then it dries up and you have to yank it off, sometimes you'll find tissue too. So yes better to shave your arse

bodice ripper

I thought the appreciation of the fuzzy and suspiciously tiny male arse was one of the high points in my occasional flirtations with heterosexuality, tbh.

Hoop66

Tell me, OP, d'you still have that big oul' hairy arse on ye?

Bang_Bang

Never, ever shave your arsé. I made that mistake years ago trying to impress some young wan. I couldn't sit down properly for a month and driving was a fúcking nightmare. Like 10,000 prickly needles all at once, ohh and the adrenalin butt sweat stinging the hole off me was crippling, and don't get me started on clenching...sweet Jesus.

Never EVER shave your arse and drive.

Akrasia

Hoop66 wrote: »

Tell me, OP, d'you still have that big oul' hairy arse on ye?

He can't find razors with handles long enough to reach back there

Philo Beddoe

The bare faced cheek of this question.

In fairness though, I tried but ended up shaving my elbows.

diomed

Anyone get it shaved at the barbers?

lucasmaximus

I had a pilonidal sinus a few years back which is a cyst usually caused by in grown hair right at the base of the coccyx between the top of the cheeks. Incredibly painful and debilitating. They are usually recurrent for those who suffer with them but I had read that keeping the area shaved helps to deter this. I have been shaving my arse since and have not had another one.

Regardless of the above, I think gay men (of which I am one) shave this area a lot more than our straight counterparts. I would be very wary of using the removal creams though as the anus is such a sensitive area to be putting such chemicals.

Contrary to some of the previous posts I never find much itching or discomfort at all after shaving, and wiping my arse is a breeze

MarkR

Leila Green Gunslinger wrote: »

No. Why? Well...

I thought I could re-read that in work, and not start crying laughing. I was wrong.

Vandango

some random drunk wrote: »

I think looks better too.

How does it look better since you can't see you're own arse?

Sunnyisland

Vandango wrote: »

How does it look better since you can't see you're own arse?

mirror
ˈmɪrə/
noun
1.
a surface, typically of glass coated with a metal amalgam, which reflects a clear image.
"he checked his appearance in the mirror"
synonyms: looking glass, reflector, reflecting surface; glass
"a quick look in the mirror"

:-)

Liamario

Shaving my arse would be as effective as pulling a strip of Velcro through a lion's mane.

fussyonion

How do you actually shave it though?
A razor is straight across. Your hole and its' surrounding surface are curved.
How do you manoeuvre the razor to glide along?!
I NEED TO KNOW.

blade1

OP is definitely an arse man.
His own arse!

Call Me Jimmy

Ye've got to feel a bit ridiculous with your head between your legs standing in front of a mirror shaving yer arse surely?

Nichololas

Bang_Bang wrote: »

Never, ever shave your arsé. I made that mistake years ago trying to impress some young wan. I couldn't sit down properly for a month and driving was a fúcking nightmare. Like 10,000 prickly needles all at once, ohh and the adrenalin butt sweat stinging the hole off me was crippling, and don't get me started on clenching...sweet Jesus.

Never EVER shave your arse and drive.

Next time don't do both at the same time? Although to be fair I would be well impressed if you could pull it off without crashing.

Vandango

realies wrote: »

mirror
ˈmɪrə/
noun
1.
a surface, typically of glass coated with a metal amalgam, which reflects a clear image.
"he checked his appearance in the mirror"
synonyms: looking glass, reflector, reflecting surface; glass
"a quick look in the mirror"

:-)

I think you're mistaken this thread with - The New Things I Learned Today thread.

Gael23

Waxing all the time.
I hate having bits of dried poo stuck there.

Bang_Bang

ryanf1 wrote: »

Waxing all the time.
I hate having bits of dried poo stuck there.

Well you don't clean it right, I have a big hairy lumberjacks arse and I don't have freeze dried shíte hanging off it.

Gael23

Bang_Bang wrote: »

Well you don't clean it right, I have a big hairy lumberjacks arse and I don't have freeze dried shíte hanging off it.

Then I suspect you're constipated. I find the problem almost impossible to eliminate

Bang_Bang

ryanf1 wrote: »

Then I suspect you're constipated. I find the problem almost impossible to eliminate

No chance, the cigar clipper is in perfect working order, sure I left a log like hippos front leg out earlier, and no freeze dried coffee left hanging around the chod bin area.

Billy86

All the reasons in the world not to shave your ass:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

:pac:

LorMal

ryanf1 wrote: »

Then I suspect you're constipated. I find the problem almost impossible to eliminate

You manky git. Wash and wipe yourself properly, What age are you? FFS

Gael23

Bang_Bang wrote: »

No chance, the cigar clipper is in perfect working order, sure I left a log like hippos front leg out earlier, and no freeze dried coffee left hanging around the chod bin area.

Mine hasn't been working too well for the past little while so I need to take stuff to make sure it is which makes things a little more messy at times. Using wipes does he considerably I must say

LorMal wrote: »

You manky git. Wash and wipe yourself properly, What age are you? FFS

I'm 23