Stoke City vs Newcastle United - Britannia Stadium - 8PM - MNF

Moneymaker

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Stoke without a win at home. Newcastle being, well Newcastle under Alan Pardew.

Prediction: 8-0 win for Stoke with 2 players and Alan Pardew being sent off. Mike Ashley will then announce a new 47 year contract for Pardew and all his staff.

We're a cheerful lot us Mags :pac:

Vurnon San Benito

3-1 Stoke I reckon.

Kharrell

Stoke to win 1-0.

Augmerson

Newcastle are a bit like a lad who is dead on but goes out with a complete trollop and you really feel for him but wonder why the **** he doesn't just give yer wan the bullet. In this case it'd be two bullets - Ashley and Pardew.

Anyway 0-0.

DenMan

Have a feeling Stoke are going to go to town on Newcastle tonight! Hughes will have them revved up! 4-0 Stoke

Duff

2-0 Stoke.

Paully D

Newcastle to get a result to spare Pardew the bullet for another week.

DenMan

Paully D wrote: »

Newcastle to get a result to spare Pardew the bullet for another week.

Hope not! Hope Stoke batter them!

Moneymaker

Paully D wrote: »

Newcastle to get a result to spare Pardew the bullet for another week.

Quiet, you.

:pac:

That_Guy

How many times will Williamson boot the ball to absolutely nobody? I predict 10,000

Mantis Toboggan

Those Newcastle Jerseys are criminal.

That_Guy

"Cabellar".... *glares*

That_Guy

Useless. Now fúck off Pardew.

blueser

Always amazes me the praise Collocini gets. He gives me the impression that there's a potential mistake in him in every game. Never sensed the danger of Crouch lurking behind him. He's a very average defender.

Moneymaker

Laughable. Easiest goal Stoke will score all season.

That_Guy

blueser wrote: »

Always amazes me the praise Collocini gets. He gives me the impression that there's a potential mistake in him in every game. Never sensed the danger of Crouch lurking behind him. He's a very average defender.

He's been dirt since wanting out of the club. Hasn't given a fúck in quite a while.

GLaDOS

blueser wrote: »

Always amazes me the praise Collocini gets. He gives me the impression that there's a potential mistake in him in every game. Never sensed the danger of Crouch lurking behind him. He's a very average defender.

I don't think I've heard anyone praise him in a good while to be fair.

blueser

How was that not a penalty? Ridiculous decision by the referee.

That_Guy

Pwahaha, that's a penalty FFS.

Moneymaker

That was a stone wall pen.

SlickRic

that's so blatant it's hysterical.

Darkglasses

How'd the lineo miss it!

That_Guy

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I don't think I've heard anyone praise him in a good while to be fair.

Except Pardew but you know, he's bloody mental as it is.

Moneymaker

Waddle thinks we're playing well.

Lol.

That_Guy

Moneymaker wrote: »

Waddle thinks we're playing well.

Lol.

He's taking the piss surely. Sure, he's a Sunderland fan.

redzerdrog

I obviously havent seen enough of Newcastle this year they are buck useless. Wish I had of known that before lumping on Rivier to score

That_Guy

redzerdrog wrote: »

I obviously havent seen enough of Newcastle this year they are buck useless. Wish I had of known that before lumping on Rivier to score

Hasn't a league goal to his name in what is a shít Newcastle team. You deserve to lose every penny. :pac:

That_Guy

Pass, pass, pass, HOOOOF. No direction or anything.

Moneymaker

Eeerily reminiscent of Southampton. We had a spell of possession there and did nowt with it too.

SlickRic

Sissoko is Newcastle's only hope.

That_Guy

Getting ripped apart on the counter... BY STOKE CITY. Pardew is finished.

Colback the only one who looks like he gives any sort of a fúck.

Johner

Sissoko is the best player on the pitch. Moses has done well.

That_Guy

Nobody is taking control in terms of forward play. Ball always pushed sideways. Pointless.

Moneymaker

So is he going to have the balls to bring Cisse on and leave Riviere on?

Not holding my breath.

Fuhrer

Jesus, imagine if Crouch had any confidence at all

That_Guy

It amazes me that Gouffran still gets a game. He's useless.

Johner

That's a cracking save.

That_Guy

Jesus does Pardew ever fúcking learn? Straight swap with the same shítty tactics. Moron.

Moneymaker

Moneymaker wrote: »

So is he going to have the balls to bring Cisse on and leave Riviere on?

Not holding my breath.

:rolleyes:

NufcNavan

F*cking hell, Riviere off, Cisse on..

SlickRic

It's hilarious how Pardew hasn't fixed the main thing that caused Newcastle problems in the first half - Stoke countering their set plays.

That_Guy

Pardew's 4-2-3-1 is like an out date fashion range from Next. Used to be alright but nobody wears it anymore... for good reason.

That_Guy

SlickRic wrote: »

It's hilarious how Pardew hasn't fixed the main thing that caused Newcastle problems in the first half - Stoke countering their set plays.

Hilarious to neutrals, annoying for fans.

Moneymaker

That_Guy wrote: »

Hilarious to neutral's, annoying for fans.

Nah even I find it funny in a masochistic kind of way now. :pac:

NufcNavan

I don't think he'll ever become anything great but got to feel sorry for Riviere.

6 matches of aimless balls lumped in his general direction, expected to control it, take on 6 players then score on his own.

Professional Griefer

Adam is really really really ****.

That_Guy

Even Davie bloody Provan has figured out that Riviere needed another striker to play off.

Johner

That was awful defending.

SlickRic

That was comical.

Moneymaker

This is bad beyond belief.

The Backwards Man

Twenty minutes to save your job and you turn to Obertan.

Hilarious.