Lads, does it make you feel a bit feminine

Specialun

Was saying to the missus earlier that when i walk into the shop with the auld bag for life's under my arms that it makes me feel a bit ladylike or feminine

Is it just me...

What makes you feel a bit hissy or feminine lads

KTRIC

Specialun wrote: »

Was saying to the missus earlier that when i walk into the shop with the auld bag for life's under my arms that it makes me feel a bit ladylike or feminine

Is it just me...

What makes you feel a bit hissy or feminine lads

Is your cock in the bag ??


If not, then no.

Frosty McSnowballs

Tucking it back and crossing my legs.

The_Pretender

KTRIC wrote: »

Is your cock in the bag ??

No, but I think his balls were.

MadYaker

You start stupid threads.

Frank Lee Midere

I've got a pink one.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I practice my nail art and eye makeup looks on my OH. I'm sure you all look real manly compared to that!

Menas

Embrace it OP...master the manbag look!

Sir Osis of Liver.

Dont mind the ould bag for life so much,its the fannying through the aisles with a trolley I dont like.

The King of Moo

I use an unwashed Black Diamond coal sack from 1989 when I go shopping, and I only buy spuds and cattle.

conorh91

As long as you're not carrying the bag for life over your shoulder, it's grand.

I don't understand guys who carry those bags on their shoulder.

Ditto guys who are always adjusting their imaginary bra straps on their shoulders. wtf is that about?

Specialun

MadYaker wrote: »

You start stupid threads.

Bit harsh innit

Would you go onto the street and tell them they look like a melted wellie...

****wipes tears from eyes***

The Backwards Man

Nothing.

I do what I do, whether that's feminine or masculine I couldn't give a hoot.

kneemos

Those baskets they have in AldiLidl.You look like Little Bo Peep going to visit her gran,there's no way to carry them in a manly way.

fleet_admiral

I bring my bag for life to the shops with me every time I go, it saves leaving her at home

kneemos

Specialun wrote: »

Bit harsh innit

Would you go onto the street and tell them they look like a melted wellie...

****wipes tears from eyes***

Aww!

Mariasofia

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Nothing.

I do what I do, whether that's feminine or masculine I couldn't give a hoot.

Such a manly reply......

kneemos

Specialun wrote: »

What makes you feel a bit hissy or feminine lads

Making the dinner.

nullzero

kneemos wrote: »

Those baskets they have in AldiLidl.You look like Little Bo Peep going to visit her gran,there's no way to carry them in a manly way.

You can scratch your balls and fart loudly and it should increase the masculinity factor in that situation.

Son Of A Vidic

OP, if you're carrying your 'bags' under your arms, you should probably be feeling really, really old. Feminine is the last thing you should be feeling.

PizzamanIRL

When I'm in the kitchen for more than 10 seconds.

Aubrey loves Joe

No. Never felt like that. Might now though

Joe Duffy..

Specialun wrote: »

Was saying to the missus earlier that when i walk into the shop with the auld bag for life's under my arms that it makes me feel a bit ladylike or feminine

Is it just me...

What makes you feel a bit hissy or feminine lads

Lunatic.

efb

Bottoming, then we swap and all masculine again! :-P

kneemos

The passenger seat.

pedro1234

Specialun wrote: »

Bit harsh innit

Get out of here with that shite!

PizzamanIRL

pedro1234 wrote: »

Get out of here with that shite!

Because everyone who uses boards is Irish yeah?

dimcoin

I carry a Soviet style messenger bag for school. I don't feel feminine at all, I have yet for anyone to give me any snazz for carrying one.

WoollyRedHat

Puttinh my hands on my hips.

Throwing back my soaking hair in the rain.

Also makes me look fabolous.

whupdedo

Im so manly, tesco comes to my house, coz it don't want me coming down their all mad about going shopping like a little girl

curioser

When I worked, occasionally having to make my own lunch made me feel feminine, as did polishing my own shoes.

Daveysil15

Wearing women's underwear. They're so comfy.

Czarcasm

My wife asking me to hold her handbag for her. I usually remind her we haven't slipped into some alternate universe where my balls have fallen off! :pac:

Tail Docker

kneemos wrote: »

Those baskets they have in AldiLidl.You look like Little Bo Peep going to visit her gran,there's no way to carry them in a manly way.

I drag it behind me with a lassoo while wearing my Indiana Jones outfit. That does the trick.

Daveysil15

kneemos wrote: »

Those baskets they have in AldiLidl.You look like Little Bo Peep going to visit her gran,there's no way to carry them in a manly way.

Don't use baskets. Just pull your jumper out and rest the items on that.

TheSheriff

Yes at the beginning - when I first moved out of home it did make me feel feminine

Probably because the shopping in my house was always associated with mammy etc

Not a bother to me now tough! I stroll into lidl with my bags like I'm the cats pyjamas

Hoop66

Christ, some amount of insecurity about!

I do all the shopping and cooking in our house and at no point do I feel "feminine".

Herself doing me up the wrong un? That's a different matter...

AnonoBoy

If your wife asks you to hold her handbag, don't stand there like a numpty holding it and acting as if you're suddenly a girl for doing it.

You sling that badboy on your shoulder and stand there as if you're the slickest mofo in the world.

Worrying what other people think is for saps.


BOOM B*TCHES!!!!























I wish I had a wife.

Green Giant

wearing striped socks

for some unknown reason I like them!

SEPT 23 1989

Using a washing machine,hanging out clothes on the line,hoovering,standing in the kitchen apart from getting more beer from the fridge and driving a small car

endacl

kneemos wrote: »

Those baskets they have in AldiLidl.You look like Little Bo Peep going to visit her gran,there's no way to carry them in a manly way.

Hang them from your mighty erection?

Pumpkinseeds

But OP, how else would someone carry their shopping home? Is it more manly to buy bags every time you go shopping or are you supposed to carry it around in your arms I'm confused, then again I'm a woman so we don't tend to overthink these things. Just wait until your wife/other half asks you to buy her some tampons/sanitary towels:D

Bummer1234

I go into Tesco with a Dunnes bag for life...I feel like some rebel!!

endacl

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

But OP, how else would someone carry their shopping home? Is it more manly to buy bags every time you go shopping or are you supposed to carry it around in your arms I'm confused, then again I'm a woman so we don't tend to overthink these things. Just wait until your wife/other half asks you to buy her some tampons/sanitary towels:D

He could always get one of these....

http://rlv.zcache.com/my_other_bag_is_a_scrotum-raa4ed8ca62b74609b57ddecc90db8b48_v9w72_8byvr_512.jpg

Fratton Fred

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Just wait until your wife/other half asks you to buy her some tampons/sanitary towels:D

My metro sexual modern man exterior tells me there is nothing wrong with that.

My inner caveman, on the other hand, is absolutely ****ing morto.It's (for some unknown reason) ten times worse when the check out assistant is a teenage girl.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Specialun wrote: »

Was saying to the missus earlier that when i walk into the shop with the auld bag for life's under my arms that it makes me feel a bit ladylike or feminine

Is it just me...

What makes you feel a bit hissy or feminine lads

Put a few bag for life's in a rucksack. I find my manliness is increased by at least 25% by having a rucksack.

A rucksack, string vest, a paddy hat and a pair of high heels, as manly man cool as fuck as possible!!! :cool:

anncoates

I have a big one with a flowery sudocrem logo on it that I use for beer shopping.

Je ne regrette rien .

ToddyDoody

Buying the salon type shampoos and conditioners, the radox eastern promise shower gel, the boots face mask and face scrub cream, the alpro soya or weight watchers low fat yoghurts and buying special k porridge pots

Fratton Fred

Shaving your chest.

Isn't the manly thing to wax it?

Daveysil15

Barry shaves his chest. No way.