If you were asked to be moderator...

recylingbin

What would your demands be?
I think the coke and hookers are part of the basic package, but what else would you want/need to carry out your power trip duties to the optimum level?

I'd want a driver so i could ban people while on the move.

Cookies

Wait, I'm already one? And I don't have any cookies?
F*ck

Closed_Account

Fizzy orange

Peppa Cig

KY Jelly

pickarooney

Well in your case I'd go with the free name change and add that C.

fussyonion

A big laundry basket full of KP Mini Chips.
And Dav to feed them to me one by one.

recylingbin

bluewolf wrote: »

Cookies

Wait, I'm already one? And I don't have any cookies?
F*ck

You need to renegotiate.

Satriale

bluewolf wrote: »

Cookies

Wait, I'm already one? And I don't have any cookies?
F*ck

check here!

C:\Documents and Settings\bluewolf\Application Data

foggy_lad

I would have to decline because I don't have the patience but would ask to be allowed ban 20 users at random each day.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

I'd get corrupted by the power.

anncoates

/top matey matey mod bantz re : coke and hookers

Blackhorse Slim

The coke and hookers are not all they're cracked up to be. It's diet coke for a start...

Turtwig

bluewolf wrote: »

Cookies

Wait, I'm already one? And I don't have any cookies?
F*ck

Wrong forum. We has cookies, biscuits and pizza aplenty.

The Backwards Man

I'd demand to have my head examined.

recylingbin

pickarooney wrote: »

Well in your case I'd go with the free name change and add that C.

No one ever gets that its a portmanteau of that well worn phrase:
reactivate clingfilm binoculars
but with a superfluous 'y' fired in there to appear eccentric.

Blackhorse Slim

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

The coke and hookers are not all they're cracked up to be. It's diet coke for a start...

And the hookers don't understand the word diet at all

pickarooney

Deleted User wrote: »

And the hookers don't understand the word diet at all

In fairness you need a bit of meat to play in the front row.

Blackhorse Slim

[Deleted User] wrote: »

And the hookers don't understand the word diet at all

These things?

http://www.bigredmoon.com/hooker1.JPG

fussyonion

I'd get whoopsadaisydoodles to brush my hair. For seven hours. Every day.

Blackhorse Slim

Oops. Double post, I blame Shatner.

dr.bollocko

They chewed me up and spat me out already. Even if they asked me again I'm a husk now. An empty shell of a man. I couldn't even moderate my drinking.

Gran Hermano

I'd mod the angling or home appliqnces forum for hake and cookers.

Generic Dreadhead

I got asked to be one, I said no, I couldn't commit

kryogen

I'd do it for free, for about a week then I would realise how awful it is and probably close my account altogether

Menas

I would accept if it was the Aaarvark forum.
Have my name changed to Trigger Snappy and ban anyone dumb enough to post in there.

But AH? You need to be a certain type of person to moderate this place.

recylingbin

Trigger Happy wrote: »

But AH? You need to be a certain type of person to moderate this place.

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NewCorkLad

I would turn it down as I have a life. But then I would stalk the new MOD wishing I was them.

Ruu

I asked for Hilary Quinlan to be my driver but that didn't pan out. :mad:

ScumLord

I asked for firearms, surprisingly they had no problems accommodating me, they even sent a container load of ammunition. I was pretty surprised, and a little scared.

gandalf

Don't do it, you'll be marked for life if you become a moderator on boards.

They do offer therapy once a year for us ex mods but it's not enough to heal the mental scars!!

pickarooney

Gran Hermano wrote: »

I'd mod the angling or home appliqnces forum for hake and cookers.

or the DIY and Security forums for caulk and hackers

BMMachine

too much work and hassle imo. it seems like just filling in forms

Birneybau

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

Oops. Double post, I blame Shatner.

I'm sure, as a mod, you know how to delete posts.

I mean, it's on the post edit page.

Also, can the whole 'coke and hookers' bantz go the same way as 'Y*re M*'?

jimgoose

BMMachine wrote: »

too much work and hassle imo. it seems like just filling in forms

I'd just do it with an oul' side-by-side shotgun, like Tom in Father Ted. I couldn't be bothered with forms either.

The Peanut

Funny creatures, mods.

You think they're not there, then post a thread related to them and they come running out of the shadows.:)

padd b1975

fussyonion wrote: »

A big laundry basket full of KP Mini Chips.
And Dav to feed them to me one by one.

Good luck with that......

jimgoose

In terms of fetishes related to existing mods, I would like Whoopsie to wear a 1940s-style dress and sit in an annex to my office (there's an office, right??) clattering away on an old Remington mechanical typewriter, occasionally sticking an immaculately-coiffed noggin in the door to say "Telegram, Mr. Goose! The Freemen are at it again!!" :cool:

Turtwig

The Peanut wrote: »

Funny creatures, mods.

You think they're not there, then post a thread related to them and they come running out of the shadows.:)

Hail Hydra!

The Peanut

jimgoose wrote: »

In terms of fetishes related to exiting mods, I would like Whoopsie to wear a 1940s-style dress and sit in an annex to my office (there's an office, right??) clattering away on an old Remington mechanical typewriter, occasionally sticking an immaculately-coiffed noggin in the door to say "Telegram, Mr. Goose! The Freemen are at it again!!" :cool:

Methinks jimgoose thinks he is James Goose.

flutered

ide refuse, i am kinda fussy about the company i keep.

jimgoose

The Peanut wrote: »

Methinks jimgoose thinks he is James Goose.

Not really, more Gary Sparrow! :pac:

The Peanut

jimgoose wrote: »

Not really, more Gary Sparrow! :pac:

I was thinking Mike Hammer or along those lines, but the jim/James interplay was just so obvious.

Either way, it doesn't appear that this is the first time you've thought about this Whoops fantasy....

Duggy747

I'd have you all killed.

I tend to get drunk on power quite easily.

catallus

I applied to be a mod of the theophobes a long time ago. My request was respectfully declined.

jimgoose

The Peanut wrote: »

I was thinking Mike Hammer or along those lines, but the jim/James interplay was just so obvious.

Either way, it doesn't appear that this is the first time you've thought about this Whoops fantasy....

Nah, they just sort of come to me. As "The Peanut" you'd make an excellent Arch-Nemesis sort of blokeychappie, like something out of Batman. :pac:

Miss Lizzie Jones

recylingbin wrote: »

What would your demands be?
I think the coke and hookers are part of the basic package, but what else would you want/need to carry out your power trip duties to the optimum level?

I'd want a driver so i could ban people while on the move.

I'd want tea every morning (Typhoo, hot), freshly squeezed orange juice, a toasted bagel with cream cheese, 2 lightly scrambled eggs all served on a silver platter with a single rosebud in a crystal bud vase.

The Peanut

jimgoose wrote: »

Nah, they just sort of come to me. As "The Peanut" you'd make an excellent Arch-Nemesis sort of blokeychappie, like something out of Batman. :pac:

I like it. Roaming the backstreets of Modtown, a salting innocents.

Mr. CooL ICE

I would make every day a no pants day. I lead by example.

holystungun9

An exclamation mark dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buona Fortuna

I'd decline.

Let's face if you want to be - you aren't suitable

Lalealynn

bluewolf wrote: »

Cookies

Wait, I'm already one? And I don't have any cookies?
F*ck

Get this Lady a COOKIE already!:-)