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I would give my sexy body for a kitten...what's your weakness?

  • 02-10-2014 1:27am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭


    Cats I adore them....


    What's your weakness?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,966 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    What's better than cats?









    Dead cats


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    Liamalone wrote: »
    What's better than cats?









    Dead cats


    GET................................................................................................OUT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,306 ✭✭✭✭the_syco




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    the_syco wrote: »

    TY can't give my body over the net but xxxxx

    This is like craic cocaine to me...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Lalealynn wrote: »
    Cats I adore them....


    What's your weakness?

    I've a spare kitten, where do you want to meet up?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Dags!

    D'ya like dags?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    I've a spare kitten, where do you want to meet up?

    Yup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    Links234 wrote: »
    Dags!

    D'ya like dags?

    I do but I gots one. :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Sweet chilli nuts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    Easily manipulated with sex and/or a sandwich.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    They eat cats in Asia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    catallus wrote: »
    They eat cats in Asia.

    No they don't.

    They eat dogs though sometimes :-(

    But I am going to ask them to stop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Saw a cat get flattened by a bin lorry outside this morning. Think the remains are still there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    This thread is cat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Saw a cat get flattened by a bin lorry outside this morning. Think the remains are still there.

    :-(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    This is officially now a SEXY HAPPY KITTY THREAD!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Lalealynn wrote: »
    :-(

    I'll post a pic in the morning, will cheer you right up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    Easily manipulated with sex and/or a sandwich.

    What happens when you get offered both?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    I'll post a pic in the morning, will cheer you right up

    NONONONONONONONONONnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonononononononononononononononnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonono




    No.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Pussy for pussy ??

    hmm .... it might just work.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Shhh, she doesn't like them eaten..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    catallus wrote: »
    Shhh, she doesn't like them eaten..

    Thank you.


  • Posts: 18,749 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Cat mulogen (mul-o-jen) was one of the worst insults you could throw when I was a young one in the arse of nowhere!

    'How's was the teenage disco on Friday in ballygobackwards?'

    'It was brutal, cat mulogen!'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Only cats could inspire someone to put an orchestral soundtrack to their charm.





  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    bubblypop wrote: »
    Cat mulogen (mul-o-jen) was one of the worst insults you could throw when I was a young one in the arse of nowhere!

    'How's was the teenage disco on Friday in ballygobackwards?'

    'It was brutal, cat mulogen!'

    That's what my music teacher said to me when I played my Granda's piano accordion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Lalealynn wrote: »
    What happens when you get offered both?

    His head explodes from shock.


  • Registered Users Posts: 440 ✭✭creolebelle


    My kitten just died :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Saw a cat get flattened by a bin lorry outside this morning. Think the remains are still there.

    They'll probably get a crane and lift it off the road this morning.


  • Registered Users Posts: 387 ✭✭DaveDaRave


    women who prostitute themselves in return for kittens


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    My kitten just died :(

    yer man above has another. Pretend to be pretty and he'll give you one.

    And possibly a kitten.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Sky King wrote: »
    They'll probably get a crane and lift it off the road this morning.

    I think cranes prefer fish. A fox might be better, foxes like kittens. But it's hard to get a fox, unless you tempt it with kittens...this is getting complicated.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    DaveDaRave wrote: »
    women who prostitute themselves in return for kittens

    WHERE ? WHERE ?!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Lalealynn wrote: »


    What's your weakness?

    Kryptonite.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    Lalealynn wrote: »
    What's your weakness?

    My mom tried to make me immortal by dipping him in the river Styx. However, I have been left vulnerable at my heel as this is where my mom held me when she was dipping me in the river, and it was never dipped in the water.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    Maybe be we can come to some kinda of a deal ?
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057271029


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OP, closing and reopening your accounts numerous times doesn't absolve you from previous warnings about the threads you start.


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