Anyone want crackers?

Jhcx

Anyone want crackers? going making myself a few with chocolate been craving them last few weeks just havent been arsed to get around to them except for few weeks ago when i actually took the 10 minutes to look for crackers in the house that weren't there. until today saw we had some.

Lads im fair bored tonight. feel like im going abit simple havent been out to the pub in few months now. A man shouldnt have this problem in his life. but plan tonight is few crackers, good horror and some vodka.

What we doing for Halloween?

BBDBB

pssst.............wanna buy some cheese? :cool:

dmc17

I'd say you've had enough crackers by the sound of it

Sunnyisland

Nuts.

The Backwards Man

I don't think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

That's a cracker.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Will you be dunking the chocalate crackers in the vodka?

catallus

Is a crying chair a part of this plan?

Jhcx

BBDBB wrote: »

pssst.............wanna buy some cheese? :cool:

whats da rate these days?

Dunking them in vodka actually doesnt sound half bad for an idea

Jhcx

catallus wrote: »

Is a crying chair a part of this plan?

would you believe it actually is. its like number 2 in the top ten things to do on a saturday night

Summer wind

Ah man now you've given me a huge craving for chocolate and started me thinking about a nice icy cold vodka and coke.

At Halloween I love waiting for the trick or treaters to knock and then answer the door in the biggest most horrible mask I can find. I love it.

Jhcx

Summer wind wrote: »

Ah man now you've given me a huge craving for chocolate and started me thinking about a nice icy cold vodka and coke.

At Halloween I love waiting for the trick or treaters to knock and then answer the door in the biggest most horrible mask I can find. I love it.

Im So glad i was able to help you. I love helping the community giving ideas and inspirations to you all.

Mariasofia

Summer wind wrote: »

Ah man now you've given me a huge craving for chocolate and started me thinking about a nice icy cold vodka and coke.

At Halloween I love waiting for the trick or treaters to knock and then answer the door in the biggest most horrible mask I can find. I love it.

I cant help singing Summer Wind every time I see your name.....just saying.....carry on

BBDBB

Jhcx wrote: »

whats da rate these days?

Dunking them in vodka actually doesnt sound half bad for an idea

what kinda buzz ya lookin for?


I got a nice mild cheddar if you want a mellow evening,we can crank up the indigestion with a double Gloucester with chives if you are looking to be adventurous or feck it, lets get the Danish Blue out and say goodbye to a nights sleep altogether

Jhcx

What a great shame we cant have video's here. but clearly we have our soundtrack for the night. just for anyone who doesnt know the song this is tonghits song in the After Hours Lounge. turning out to be good night lads lol :pac:
SUMMER WIND

dmc17

Jhcx wrote: »

What a great shame we cant have video's here. but clearly we have our soundtrack for the night. just for anyone who doesnt know the song this is tonghits song in the After Hours Lounge. turning out to be good night lads lol :pac:

:pac:

Summer wind

Ah who doesn't love Frank!:D

Mariasofia

Summer wind wrote: »

Ah who doesn't love Frank!:D

Getting back on thread.....you'd be crackers not too......

Jhcx

So found the crackers, they seem to be these multigrain things. Do they not even make normal crackers anymore?

Summer wind

You need a nice salted cracker to go with the vodka:)

Jhcx

Summer wind wrote: »

You need a nice salted cracker to go with the vodka:)

oh dont mention salt and alcohol. nightmares are still being had

SweetChaos

crackers and chocolate what the actual fcuk :eek:

fussyonion

Title of thread misleading, OP.
I thought you were trying to offload some Christmas crackers

Jhcx

fussyonion wrote: »

Title of thread misleading, OP.
I thought you were trying to offload some

Christmas

crackers

You sir/madam should be barred. what great insult and we have not even passed Halloween the greatest scary time of the year. oh im so disappointed right now.

fussyonion

Jhcx wrote: »

You sir/madam should be barred. what great insult and we have not even passed Halloween the greatest scary time of the year. oh im so disappointed right now.

My apologies. I've been spending too much time over in the

Christmas Selection Box thread

PS I''m a madam. Er, not THAT kind of madam. Not a madam with a capital M.

BBDBB

I got a nice runny brie in the back of the van, if anyones interested?