Coppers

Glock Lesnar

I'm the best looking lad in coppers right now but everyone else her is a fat bird or a townie, if you're half decent looking and from a nice area come find me in the wine coloured shirt with the cheeky grin

Nonoperational

Trying too hard mate...

Macavity.

Okay, be right over. xoxox

Nib

Eden?

fleet_admiral

Glock Lesnar wrote: »

I'm the best looking lad in coppers right now but everyone else her is a fat bird or a townie, if you're half decent looking and from a nice area come find me in the wine coloured shirt with the cheeky grin

Your a right charmer

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

You sound like someone off one of those Elite Singles adverts. Honestly if you're looking for a classy lady, get your hole out of Coppers. Literally and figuratively.

Glock Lesnar

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: »

You sound like someone off one of those Elite Singles adverts. Honestly if you're looking for a classy lady, get your hole out of Coppers. Literally and figuratively.

I'm not a shill, I'm standing here in coppers on harcourt street, drinking an ice cold refreshing Budweiser^tm

Sir Arthur Daley

If you see a man walking backwards with a sod of turf that be the backwards man

The_Kew_Tour

You're just pissed off cause your friend scored

moc moc a moc

Glock Lesnar wrote: »

I'm the best looking lad in coppers right now

That's like saying you took the gold in the special olympics.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Sad........!


On so many levels.

Lalealynn

This thread is icky.

Macavity.

If you stand in the same place for too long in Coppers, your shoes stick to the floor.

Specialun

I reckon this guy is fooked

the_syco

Glock Lesnar wrote: »

wine coloured shirt

Anyone else read this as "pink shirt".

Kevin McCloud

stick it in

Super-Rush

Go home loser.

theteal

So we've established that the OP has poor taste in venues, clothes and "beer". . .I'm not sure I can trust his assessment of his attractiveness tbh

Scarlet for yer ma for havin ya

DazMarz

So... a bloke in a buzzing nightclub... is standing around on his smartphone posting to an internet forum site. Yep... life and soul of the fúcking party right there...

caustic 1

the_syco wrote: »

Anyone else read this as "pink shirt".

Nope read it right, dick in a shirt.

junior_apollo

Thinly veiled "I bought my first shirt" thread...

tritium

Specialun wrote: »

I reckon this guy is fooked

I reckon he's not

Generic Dreadhead

• 1am
• Pink Shirt
• Smartphone
• Thinks he's the best looking lad there
• Coppers
• Budweiser
• Posting on Boards
• Cheeky grin
• Alone (as if a friend of mine was posting $hit like this on his phone with me opposite him, I'd make sure he stays alone)
• Looking for a slim woman
• Looking for a girl/woman from a nice area

Wow, just wow, I'd say the women were lining up alright.

If you were actually the best looking lad there, you wouldn't be Pleading randomers online to talk to you

You must be rightly ashamed of this thread.

Larianne

So how'd you get on OP?
Was there a queue?

realweirdo

He's probably still working his way through the queue of women and too busy to respond.

LizT

Did you do the walk of shame OP?

Senna

I think his battery died so had to go home, cock blocked by a Nokia.

LaVail

LizT wrote: »

Did you do the walk of shame OP?

Or the stride of pride .. depending on how you look at it :pac:

Generic Dreadhead

LaVail wrote: »

Or the stride of pride .. depending on how you look at it :pac:

I've not heard the semi-pantless waddle of a pi$$ed person, at 3am, post-w**k, desperately looking for a tissue, called that before

AnonoBoy

I've contacted Boards HQ to enquire about the movie rights to this thread.

Glock Lesnar

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I've contacted Boards HQ to enquire about the movie rights to this thread.

Coppers takes longer to fill up on a Sunday, when it busied the natural order was restored. The end.

I can take being called a sap for being on my phone, but the place was empty except for over eager heavy birds and when I went to check the number for Uber cabs on my phone boards was open in my browser. I thought I could have one of those Josheph Gordon Levitt moments where ScarJo is also surfing boards and finds herself in coppers on a sunday because of a series of her own unfortunate circumstances.

What I can't take is people having digs at my shirt.

http://www.jackwills.com/en-gb/product/wadsworth-classic-oxford-shirt-10000477701

It's a perfectly reasonable wine shirt which I expertly accessorised.

Teacher23

Did you get the shift though??

Glock Lesnar

Cormac... wrote: »

• 1am
  
  Coppers was empty at 1am on a Sunday, it's a late club and a classic venue, even though it lacks 'class'
  
• Pink Shirt
  
  Wine, but pink looks well on me.
  
• Smartphone
  
  We all have them/check them when we get a gap.
  
• Thinks he's the best looking lad there
  
  I objectively was
  
• Coppers
• Budweiser
  
  Snobbery
  
• Posting on Boards
  
  it was open in my browser
  
• Cheeky grin
  
  Just had my teeth whitened
  
• Alone (as if a friend of mine was posting $hit like this on his phone with me opposite him, I'd make sure he stays alone)
  
  Friends were getting drinks/pissing I was drunk enough and have an iron bladder
  
• Looking for a slim woman
  
  I'm generally a nice guy and accepting of just about every flaw but I abhor fatties
  
• Looking for a girl/woman from a nice area

Obviously, in case things developed past your typical pump and dump

Wow, just wow, I'd say the women were lining up alright.

Well no, but when I make the approach they don't turn away

If you were actually the best looking lad there, you wouldn't be Pleading randomers online to talk to you

I was and I did

You must be rightly ashamed of this thread.

I've done worse.

...

AnonoBoy

Glock Lesnar wrote: »

I thought I could have one of those Josheph Gordon Levitt moments where ScarJo is also surfing boards and finds herself in coppers on a sunday because of a series of her own unfortunate circumstances.

Did you now?

Good for you buddy. Keep on dreaming!

johnty56

Glock Lesnar wrote: »

Coppers takes longer to fill up on a Sunday, when it busied the natural order was restored. The end.

I can take being called a sap for being on my phone, but the place was empty except for over eager heavy birds and when I went to check the number for Uber cabs on my phone boards was open in my browser. I thought I could have one of those Josheph Gordon Levitt moments where ScarJo is also surfing boards and finds herself in coppers on a sunday because of a series of her own unfortunate circumstances.

What I can't take is people having digs at my shirt.

http://www.jackwills.com/en-gb/product/wadsworth-classic-oxford-shirt-10000477701

It's a perfectly reasonable wine shirt which I expertly accessorised.

Maybe I am getting old, but how do you accessorise (sic) a shirt? Are there some new fangled attachments that I haven't heard of or do you mean you wore a tie?

Glock Lesnar

johnty56 wrote: »

Maybe I am getting old, but how do you accessorise (sic) a shirt? Are there some new fangled attachments that I haven't heard of or do you mean you wore a tie?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/accessorise

ac·ces·sor·ize (k-ss-rz)
v. ac·ces·sor·ized, ac·ces·sor·iz·ing, ac·ces·sor·iz·es
v.tr.
To furnish with accessories: accessorized my outfit with a matching watch.
v.intr.
To wear or select accessories: accessorizes according to the latest fashions.

I wore a watch with a wine coloured face and a brown leather strap, which matched my boots which matched my belt.

Satriale

Glock Lesnar wrote: »

What I can't take is people having digs at my shirt.

http://www.jackwills.com/en-gb/product/wadsworth-classic-oxford-shirt-10000477701

It's a perfectly reasonable wine shirt which I expertly accessorised.

Jaysus lad, take that yoke off before you come in the haggart gate, dont the bull see it.

auldgranny

Glock Lesnar wrote: »

Coppers takes longer to fill up on a Sunday, when it busied the natural order was restored. The end.

I can take being called a sap for being on my phone, but the place was empty except for over eager heavy birds and when I went to check the number for Uber cabs on my phone boards was open in my browser. I thought I could have one of those Josheph Gordon Levitt moments where ScarJo is also surfing boards and finds herself in coppers on a sunday because of a series of her own unfortunate circumstances.

What I can't take is people having digs at my shirt.

http://www.jackwills.com/en-gb/product/wadsworth-classic-oxford-shirt-10000477701

It's a perfectly reasonable wine shirt which I expertly accessorised.

Works for me. Well OP. Forget my username. We could be an item........

Glock Lesnar

auldgranny wrote: »

Works for me. Well OP. Forget my username. We could be an item........

Quick review of your posting history reveals you're a female into football who looks after herself which sounds great to me but you also have a husband so I'll have to forget about you soz xox

auldgranny

Glock Lesnar wrote: »

Quick review of your posting history reveals you're a female into football who looks after herself which sounds great to me but you also have a husband so I'll have to forget about you soz xox

Impressed you checked history, young lad. Good luck with the love life. X X X

moc moc a moc

Glock Lesnar wrote: »

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/accessorise

I wore a watch with a wine coloured face and a brown leather strap, which matched my boots which matched my belt.

I think I know a couple of nearby establishments that would be better suited to your type than Coppers. They're both on George's Street.

auldgranny

moc moc a moc wrote: »

I think I know a couple of nearby establishments that would be better suited to you than Coppers. They're both on George's Street.

Don't like it as an answer usualky but......*Snort*

Sir Arthur Daley

Is holy god still with the sister?

diograis

moc moc a moc wrote: »

I think I know a couple of nearby establishments that would be better suited to your type than Coppers. They're both on George's Street.

it's funny cos you're implying he's gay.

Rayne Wooney

Eden Hazard wouldn't have this problem

Glock Lesnar

moc moc a moc wrote: »

I think I know a couple of nearby establishments that would be better suited to your type than Coppers. They're both on George's Street.

2014
Calling someone gay as an insult

Glock Lesnar

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Eden Hazard wouldn't have this problem

He's rich and successful but being 5'7'' still has to sting.

foggy_lad

So coppers is the place to be now? Back when I was young(er) it was get them across the bonnet of a car in the car park of the bees knees or the county club and hope to get a lift home from someone that knew ya just as you finished. Now that was classy!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

The awkward moment you still need the Internet to pull even when you're in coppers

hatrickpatrick

One does not simply go on the internet whilst in Coppers, unless one is truly, profoundly inept at seduction.