What's the most disturbing thing a partner has asked you to do?

Gongoozler

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

He asked me, since I was in that area anyway, to take one of his balls in my mouth and suck on it.

Ummmmm ....... no!

Gross.

Pretty standard part of a bj in my opinion

who_me

An ex once told me she liked "it" a bit rough - which was ok. But when she said she wanted to be hit in the face, I really couldn't do it. So many years of social conditioning saying "no!". The most I could do was a very playful tap on the cheek (which she wasn't content with!).

Many months later I met her - us having broken up - and she was sporting a black eye from the same, with her new boyfriend; obviously went a bit further than either of them intended.

mauzo!

mauzo! wrote: »

He wanted to pee on me, I thought no way..

I absolutely loved it!

:eek::eek: ye wha'??

wasnt it hot and smelly dripping down you? whats to love?

Had a bloke wanted me to do the peeing once. Not a chance.

Cupcake_Crisis

Galway K9 wrote: »

Happened to a friend of mine.

His girlfriend set up the cheating test, she got her *hot* sister, to hang out with him one night while she was away and try seduce her boyfriend.

He got an F!

And did the sister get a D? :cool:

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

He asked me, since I was in that area anyway, to take one of his balls in my mouth and suck on it.

Ummmmm ....... no!

Gross.

But....you're mouth is already in the general area!! You'd just be adding a smaller, less invasive, squishier appendage into the equation?!

Either my partners have all been really tame, or I'm just undisturbable

J Mysterio

Barely There wrote: »

I was reminded of an ex-girlfriend of mine in the 'Have you ever been cheated on' thread.

She was very sexually adventurous, which was for the most part good.

One day however she was telling me about a sexual fantasy she had.

She wanted me to break into the apartment she was staying in when she wasn't there and to hide in her room and when she got home I was to jump out, rip her clothes off and force myself on her.

To be honest the whole thing freaked me out and I never went through with any of it.

Does anyone else have any stories of strange sexual requests which a partner has asked you for?

Is she hot? I'll sort that out for you/ her...

kingchess

A few years ago my best friend was going out with his "lovely looking" girl friend when ,one night,she decided to test how faithful he was,so she arranged to be out when he called over to collect her from her flat but her beautiful sexy friend was waiting for him and she told him in great detail all the things that she wanted to do to him and he to her, well my friend did not say one word but turned on his heel and headed straight out the door-where his girlfriend was waiting to see if he would pass the test and to say she was delighted would be an understatement. the moral of the story, he told me, is always keep your condoms in the car.

Rory28

Spring Onion wrote: »

Can you suck your balls?

First off I wish I could. Secondly I am one of them new fangled homosexuals as has been pointed out. And my name isn't gay. That's silly. There was Rory on the Gilmore girls so there....... wait.

J Mysterio

If a girl pulled that test on me id tell her to fck off

kingchess

kingchess wrote: »

A few years ago my best friend was going out with his "lovely looking" girl friend when ,one night,she decided to test how faithful he was,so she arranged to be out when he called over to collect her from her flat but her beautiful sexy friend was waiting for him and she told him in great detail all the things that she wanted to do to him and he to her, well my friend did not say one word but turned on his heel and headed straight out the door-where his girlfriend was waiting to see if he would pass the test and to say she was delighted would be an understatement. the moral of the story, he told me, is always keep your condoms in the car.

I like to tell old jokes/urban legends too

0byme75341jo28

Well, my left hand told me......

kingchess

bluewolf wrote: »

I like to tell old jokes/urban legends too

ME TOO.old but still good:D

Sir Osis of Liver.

Know of a girl in my town who likes fellas to take a crap in a Pyrex dish over her face.

De duurrt bird.

Joe prim

Aye, verily, perchance when that I was Thane of Glamis, my good wife did prevail upon me to most foully and wickedly murder King Duncan, an honoured guest in my abode. Forsooth, and to my greatest regret, I committed murder most foul,and my doom was sealed when MacDuff seized upon me in vengeance. Oh yeah, she also asked me to do her up the ass, but no way mcjose!

0byme75341jo28

Joe prim wrote: »

Aye, verily, perchance when that I was Thane of Glamis, my good wife did prevail upon me to most foully and wickedly murder King Duncan, an honoured guest in my abode. Forsooth, and to my greatest regret, I committed murder most foul,and my doom was sealed when MacDuff seized upon me in vengeance. Oh yeah, she also asked me to do her up the ass, but no way mcjose!

IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

holystungun9

A neighbour of mine will put his willy where a normal person wouldn't put their welly. He is big into prostitutes and would probably give himself one if he could turn around quick enough. A thing he loves to do is get whoever is his shag buddy of the time to dress really provocatively tending towards blatant prostitute and have them wait somewhere in public like a junction or bridge a little bit away from the town centre and he would pick her up as if she were a prostitute. It's a role play thing and the women who have partaken in it love it as they get to act out a fantasy of satisfying a client and being as sexually outrageous as they want.

DazMarz

holystungun9 wrote: »

A neighbour of mine will put his willy where a normal person wouldn't put their welly. He is big into prostitutes and would probably give himself one if he could turn around quick enough. A thing he loves to do is get whoever is his shag buddy of the time to dress really provocatively tending towards blatant prostitute and have them wait somewhere in public like a junction or bridge a little bit away from the town centre and he would pick her up as if she were a prostitute. It's a role play thing and the women who have partaken in it love it as they get to act out a fantasy of satisfying a client and being as sexually outrageous as they want.

"A neighbour"...........................................

Mariasofia

DazMarz wrote: »

"A neighbour"...........................................

A well....its better than a friend of a friend......

holystungun9

DazMarz wrote: »

"A neighbour"...........................................

Mariasofia wrote: »

A well....its better than a friend of a friend......

Er, yeah, Dave. Nice guy.

conorh91

minotour wrote: »

Dodged a bullet there I’d say. Sounds to me like you were being set up. Imagine explaining that one to the guards. “But she told me to do it!!!!” -

There's a very famous criminal case like that.

A man invited 3 mates to his house to have sex with his wife. He said that she was asleep in bed. He said that she would struggle and resist, but that she was kinky. He said it was all part of her thrill. The friends were convicted of rape.

Some seriously messed up people out there.

Czarcasm

conorh91 wrote: »

There's a very famous criminal case like that.

A man invited 3 mates to his house to have sex with his wife. He said that she was asleep in bed. He said that she would struggle and resist, but that she was kinky. He said it was all part of her thrill. The friends were convicted of rape.

Some seriously messed up people out there.

DPP v Morgan?

conorh91

Czarcasm wrote: »

DPP v Morgan?

Yep. Hard to know what to make of the men who went through with it. Were they naive, or did they secretly know they were raping her? Very odd.

kryogen

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Know of a girl in my town who likes fellas to take a crap in a Pyrex dish over her face.

De duurrt bird.

Hey, your username is cool, really neat. Em, on a totally unrelated note, what town are you living in?

Sir Osis of Liver.

kryogen wrote: »

Hey, your username is cool, really neat. Em, on a totally unrelated note, what town are you living in?

Cannot reveal anymore to protect her innocent victims.

Mickey H

Mariasofia wrote: »

Reminds me of one terrible chat up line....
"Can you drive?"
/innocently replies yes.
He points at groin....."id love you to back into this then"......

Good old Sid The Sexist.

Grandeeod

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Know of a girl in my town who likes fellas to take a crap in a Pyrex dish over her face.

De duurrt bird.

All over the internet. Seriously doubt it started in your town. But by the way, have you ever gargled it from the pyrex dish?

whupdedo

Grandeeod wrote: »

. But by the way, have you ever gargled it from the pyrex dish?

Too far maaaaan............:eek:

kylith

Do him up the bum with a strap on.

**** him off on the train. Not a chance.

Corkgirl210

pyrex: I concur.. that's nasty ...

I'll stick with me good 'ol teabagging, thanks...

whupdedo

An ex of mine used to rim me, and then wondered why I didn't want to kiss her

J Mysterio

lol. Jebus

conorh91

whupdedo wrote: »

An ex of mine used to rim me, and then wondered why I didn't want to kiss her

Well she was putting her own mouth there, presumably everything should be fairly immaculate.

Daveysil15

Would you kiss a girl after she gave you head?

conorh91

No. Because semen has an unavoidable flavour.

I'm not sure if ass has an unavoidable flavour, but I assume it should not.

whupdedo

conorh91 wrote: »

No. Because semen has an unavoidable flavour.

I'm not sure if ass has an unavoidable flavour, but I assume it should not.

There's absolutely no response to that

Daveysil15

conorh91 wrote: »

No. Because semen has an unavoidable flavour.

I'm not sure if ass has an unavoidable flavour, but I assume it should not.

Hehe.

kylith

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Would you kiss a girl after she gave you head?

I went out with a guy who used to insist on it. I assume he didn't want me to think he thought I was gross for going down on him, but his eagerness was kind of weird.

syklops

kingchess wrote: »

A few years ago my best friend was going out with his "lovely looking" girl friend when ,one night,she decided to test how faithful he was,so she arranged to be out when he called over to collect her from her flat but her beautiful sexy friend was waiting for him and she told him in great detail all the things that she wanted to do to him and he to her, well my friend did not say one word but turned on his heel and headed straight out the door-where his girlfriend was waiting to see if he would pass the test and to say she was delighted would be an understatement. the moral of the story, he told me, is always keep your condoms in the car.

The last time I heard that joke it was 1995.

osarusan

I didn't think they were trying to pass it off as their own story myself.

Miss Lizzie Jones

NiallBoo wrote: »

Would you have reconsidered if he shaved? Must guys seem happy to state a preference to women. do women/men prefer when guys are trimmed/hairless down there?

If he was shaved I might have done it but he was a Yeti down there.:(

Miss Lizzie Jones

Peist2007 wrote: »

I love it when someone unwittingly shows their sexual inexperience on here. Makes my black heart sing

You go suck on a seriously hairy testicle and see how you like it.

Miss Lizzie Jones

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

But....you're mouth is already in the general area!! You'd just be adding a smaller, less invasive, squishier appendage into the equation?!

It was the hair that grossed me out, not the testicle.

conorh91

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

You'd just be adding a smaller, less invasive, squishier appendage into the equation?!

Ouch. A testicle is never squishier, squishy, squishable, or to be squished in any manner.

syklops

osarusan wrote: »

I didn't think they were trying to pass it off as their own story myself.

Well the thread title is "disturbing things a partner has asked you to do". Its not "share sex-related stories you have read on the internet."

osarusan

syklops wrote: »

Well the thread title is "disturbing things a partner has asked you to do". Its not "share sex-related stories you have read on the internet."

It's a pretty well-known urban legend and there's even a condom commercial based on it.

I know it's in the first person, but I got the reference right away and I think it was written in the expectation that people would get the reference.

cgh

I was once asked to moan in bed....

so I started. the ceiling needs painting, the walls could do with a lick of paint. the shower is leaking, the car needs a service....

that's not what she ment.

who knew

syklops

osarusan wrote: »

It's a pretty well-known urban legend and there's even a condom commercial based on it.

I know it's in the first person, but I got the reference right away and I think it was written in the expectation that people would get the reference.

Well clearly I didn't get the reference.

wazky

My partner asked me to roll my faeces into a phallic shape, freeze it overnight, and penetrative him with it, the bits of lumpy sweetcorn in it really drove him wild.

I particularly love the way you waited until lunch time for posting that little nugget.

0byme75341jo28

Deleted User wrote: »

I particularly love the way you waited until lunch time for posting that little nugget.

Half 11 is lunchtime now? You on the dole?