Newcastle United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2022/2023

Vurnon San Benito

Tbf, Souness didn't want Luque - he was forced on him, and to be honest, I'm not sure if Luque was ever that good. Quite a few questions remain over the straightness of that transfer too.!

As for Mitrovic, it was as obvious as day that he should have been subbed straight after the injury he picked up against Chelsea. His knee opened up a little on that Fabregas tackle and we left it ages before taking him off - ludicrous.

Nice little header from Rolando Aarons today mind!

M5

Fairly pathetic showing against a pretty season, mid table team from after footballing backwater (maybe a little harsh on lillestrom

M5

Colo out for a month.

Not even going for to bother with the obligatory signings comment.

JPNelsforearm

M5 wrote: »

Colo out for a month.

Not even going for to bother with the obligatory signings comment.

Who's left? Lascalles and Good? Taylor and one of that pair...... Really what you need for a scrap

M5

JPNelsforearm wrote: »

Who's left? Lascalles and Good? Taylor and one of that pair...... Really what you need for a scrap

Yeah, depressing really. Have given up at this stage

M5

How many jan/feb breaks, I mean injuries, has Colo managed now? Must be 4 in a row?

kevthegaff

http://www.teamtalk.com/news/exclusive-palace-cast-eyes-over-newcastle-prospect-liam-gibson is he any good lads?

kevthegaff

http://www.teamtalk.com/news/exclusive-palace-cast-eyes-over-newcastle-prospect-liam-gibson is he any good lads?

JPNelsforearm

Victory! We dont have a single player in the Football365/opta worst team of the season....the collective truly is worth more than the sum of the individual.....

http://www.football365.com/news/the-worst-premier-league-xi-of-the-season

M5

And we attempted to sign 4 of that team St one stage or another

Moneymaker

Mbemba and Mitrovic should be back for Stoke. Anita and Colback also.

McClaren is apparently considering "radical" changes.

Watch and see 11 mugs running around like headless chickens, totally clueless to what they should be doing. That training camp will really pay off.

I can hardly wait :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Cake Man

We didn't even play the weekend but it still feels like we lost

That_Guy

Cake Man wrote: »

We didn't even play the weekend but it still feels like we lost

I was delighted for the break. Forgot we play on Wednesday. Midweek and weekend ruination!!

GT_TDI_150

Unfortunatly ... the results at the weekend couldnt have gone much better for us ... I say unfortunatly because we'll do an Arsenal and fail to take grab our season by the horns.

Moneymaker

Usual garbage from McClaren today. **** or get off the pot you charlatan.

Moneymaker

Townsend crocked, Mbemba out too.

It'll be a miracle if we can even scrape a draw here. Dreading this game tbh.

M5

Another loss with 3 goals conceded imo. Hope I am wrong as the results recently have gone brilliantly for us. We almost moved out of the relegation zone last night without playing

Moneymaker

I just want us to compete and be in the game. I can't handle us rolling over for the millionth time.

They've had 18 days. It's enough time to study Stoke and come up with a logical game plan and tactics to at least be competitive.

Do I expect that? Of course not.

M5

It looks lethargic for the majority of the time, very frustrating. Only hope is an early goal for us.

If we lose and I hear anything about the break being a hindrance I will likely explode.

That_Guy

Alright Newcastle,

I don't like you and you don't like me...

BUT...

I deliberately went full pelt at a college assignment today and completed it INCLUDING REFERENCES so I could have a free evening to watch you play.

Justify my dedication by showing some of yours you gutless bastards.

Regards,
That Guy

Moneymaker

Mate you really should know better by now :pac:

That_Guy

Moneymaker wrote: »

Mate you really should know better by now :pac:

I know... I know.

JPNelsforearm

That_Guy wrote: »

I know... I know.

:pac:

"a glutton for punishment"
phrase of glutton
noun: glutton for punishment
1.
a semi hopeful Newcastle fan

That_Guy

JPNelsforearm wrote: »

:pac:

This post will almost certainly be the highlight of tonight.

tastyt

That_Guy wrote: »

This post will almost certainly be the highlight of tonight.

It would be very very unlike us to put up a tough organised display away at stoke when all our rivals have ****ed up.

Because of this I'm giving us a chance. We never do what we expect to do so by that logic a 2-1 win tonight.

Or something far more predictable.......

That_Guy

Elliot, Janmaat, Taylor, Lascelles, Dummett, Sissoko, Shelvey, Colback, Gouffran, Wijnaldum, Mitrovic.

Gouffran... FOR FÚCK SAKE!!!

M5

That_Guy wrote: »

Elliot, Janmaat, Taylor, Lascelles, Dummett, Sissoko, Shelvey, Colback, Gouffran, Wijnaldum, Mitrovic.

Gouffran... FOR FÚCK SAKE!!!

Tell me you are joking?

JPNelsforearm

Goufrann....never forget...
https://vine.co/v/eaaldX0tx9H




How did he get an extension to his deal?

That_Guy

M5 wrote: »

Tell me you are joking?

All that money spent and we still play Gouffran. You'd swear Pardew was still in charge.

Moneymaker

I don't even know what to say.

M5

The man has been absolutely awful every time he has played for about 2 years. I likewise don't get it

That_Guy

Shelvey starts as captain.... Wha???

GT_TDI_150

Just checked my score app, still 0-0, we must be doing ok, warm weather training must be paying off.

M5

Gouffran you absolute tool

Moneymaker

Pinned back already. Gouffran is just the worst.

M5

Another push, what is he at?

M5

Zero attacking down our left, constant attacks down our left. Get gouffran off ffs

M5

Matter of time by the looks of it. Baring an unlikely break away. Elliott has played well so far but distribution has been terrible

M5

Ok plan A not working, let's get plan b going!

Not sure what plan a is mind, get the ball to gouffran who gives it away, break it down, and repeat

That_Guy

I can't fathom what the hell we're trying to do on that pitch. Dreadful.

M5

I'd take nil nil, doubt we will hang on unless we make changes. Need some guile going forward

M5

No changes....

M5

Zero interest in attack here. Winaldum in a good position on the edge of the box, doubled back twice and not one player joined the attack

M5

Stoke playing on the counter now

M5

Riviere? Give me strength

TaosHum

Mitrovic has been awful. Given it away every time.

Moneymaker

And there it is.

What's the spin going to be from McClaren now?

Same old garbage. He has to go.

D_turbo

swansea winning to.

Were in a world of trouble

M5

Riviere gives it away in a promising position, Stoke go up the other end and score.

What are riviere or gouffran anywhere near the team? Shocking performance after shocking performance yet they are the men to turn it around.

That_Guy

Pathetic performance yet again. McClaren will be all smiles saying how we were undone by one moment of quality despite not providing anything ourselves. We're fúcked.