Newcastle United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2022/2023

Mean Laqueefa

thats terrible , really feel for him

That_Guy

Since Ryan Taylor's gone, we've really lost our way. Why did we bring Gouffran on? Bring another striker on surely?

M5

Taylor not having any luck is he?

Sucker punch on the cards here

That_Guy

MOUSSA!!!!

M5

Get in!

That_Guy

Running over to Ryan Taylor to celebrate with him? Nice one.

tastyt

Ha this is brilliant!!

Moneymaker

Happy days. Not a great performance but we were fairly solid, another 3 points in the bag. Grand.

Hope Raylor is ok. He walked off so hopefully its not serious.

Saipanne

Nice.

martyos121

https://twitter.com/taylorr1984/status/536266266865303553

https://twitter.com/taylorr1984/status/536266709255348225

Good news on the Raylor front, hopefully he'll be back in a couple of weeks, if even that.

Saipanne

Saipanne wrote: »

Nice.

No one happy?

tastyt

So, about that elephant in the room, pardew???

Saipanne

tastyt wrote: »

So, about that elephant in the room, pardew???

This place is awful quiet when things go well, eh?

M5

Going to take more than a month of good results to make up for 2.5 years of absolute tripe I'm afraid.

That said, its amazing what happens when you play your best players in position (sisoko) and have the balls to drop under-preforming players (Gouffran, Williamson)

M5

Saipanne wrote: »

This place is awful quiet when things go well, eh?

:rolleyes:

Saipanne

M5 wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Its true...

M5

Saipanne wrote: »

Its true...

Based on your sample size of 5 months....

Saipanne

M5 wrote: »

Based on your sample size of 5 months....

I've been on boards for years. You guys simply love having a moan, and don't know what to do when you succeed. I'm being sincere when I say, I honestly don't know why you lot bother. I really don't.

M5

Saipanne wrote: »

I've been on boards for years. You guys simply love having a moan, and don't know what to do when you succeed. I'm being sincere when I say, I honestly don't know why you lot bother. I really don't.

firstly when did we "succeed"

secondly Thread crated 4th of October, we last lost 29th of September, your point is invalid. 100% of all posts in this thread have come on a non loosing run

Thirdly, if you are just going to nip in now and again to have a pop, jog on!

Saipanne

M5 wrote: »

firstly when did we "succeed"

secondly Thread crated 4th of October, we last lost 29th of September, your point is invalid. 100% of all posts in this thread have come on a non loosing run

Thirdly, if you are just going to nip in now and again to have a pop, jog on!

I've been viewing this thread for years. Try to understand that fact first and report back.

M5

Saipanne wrote: »

I've been viewing this thread for years. Try to understand that fact first and report back.

nonsense

Saipanne

M5 wrote: »

nonsense

Nope. Its true. I've been around since 2005, I think.

Of all the super threads on the soccer forum, this is by far the most negative. So much so that even when the team is on a winning run, you guys will either find a problem with it, or just stay silent.

Just cheer up! The team is doing well, for once! Enjoy it!

M5

Saipanne wrote: »

Nope. Its true. I've been around since 2005, I think.

Of all the super threads on the soccer forum, this is by far the most negative. So much so that even when the team is on a winning run, you guys will either find a problem with it, or just stay silent.

Just cheer up! Your team is doing well, for once! Enjoy it!

I have posted in here regularly since registering, you are either on the wind up or mistaken (judging by your previous forays in here its the former).

The promotion season, the 5h place finish even the first season after promotion were all positive times and there were plenty of posts, overwhelmingly positive. Other than that we have been relegated once, nearly relegated twice and finished lower middle table most of the rest of the time. Perhaps we should celebrate a 12th place finish? Positive posting follows positive results.

Perhaps, in our eyes, we should forget the 1 win in 210 days now and laud the "messiah" Pardew, Oh wait that's the other stereotype

M5

Moneymaker wrote: »

Going for the Everton game myself. Can't wait.

Moneymaker wrote: »

Decent game from Cabella.

M5 wrote: »

much improved

Moneymaker wrote: »

Perezs effort and desire to chase things down warms my heart.

Edit: Almost a 2nd for him. Great save.

Moneymaker wrote: »

Abeid, Colback and Dummett all very solid.

Perez and Janmatt outstanding.

5 in a row lads. Bloody hell.

tastyt wrote: »

This is unreal lads. I'm really really impressed with abeid. He's as strong and quick over the ground as tiote but also has a brain . And janmaat, how did we actually manage to get him, looks every bit a champions league player.

Happy days, please Newcastle don't do your usual thing of going the next couple of months with barely a win, don't break our hearts again !!

PauloConn wrote: »

Janmaat in my FF team as well as Krul. Pure legends.
Great to finally hit a big purple patch. Its just surreal following them though

That_Guy wrote: »

MOUSSA!!!!

M5 wrote: »

Get in!

tastyt wrote: »

Ha this is brilliant!!

Moneymaker wrote: »

Happy days. Not a great performance but we were fairly solid, another 3 points in the bag. Grand.

Hope Raylor is ok. He walked off so hopefully its not serious.

negativity from the last week or so

Saipanne

M5 wrote: »

negativity from the last week or so

That's more like it guys! You're winning!

Icaras

Saipanne wrote: »

I've been on boards for years. You guys simply love having a moan, and don't know what to do when you succeed. I'm being sincere when I say, I honestly don't know why you lot bother. I really don't.

Its that we are waiting for the inevitable kick up the hole. If I could belive come Januray we wont sell out best players, will strengthen the squad a litlle and push on to try to qualify for the Europa league I would be happy but looking historically I am not optimistic.

Saipanne

Icaras wrote: »

Its that we are waiting for the inevitable kick up the hole. If I could belive come Januray we wont sell out best players, will strengthen the squad a litlle and push on to try to qualify for the Europa league I would be happy but looking historically I am not optimistic.

So why is the focus on pardew, then? These seem like boardroom decisions. If anything, pardew isn't doing too badly under constrained circumstances.

Leaving aside his unruly behaviour...

M5

Saipanne wrote: »

So why is the focus on pardew, then? These seem like boardroom decisions. If anything, pardew isn't doing too badly under constrained circumstances.

Leaving aside his unruly behaviour...

Pardew is as Symptom of the disease that is Mike Ashley

Hes a Patsy, constantly buttering up MA and throwing the toys out of the pram when pushed on any of his waffle (he did the same a WHU). Dedicating wins to MA (even when they are few and far between), constantly towing the company line even when its completely ridiculous

He's frightfully arrogant, tactically inept (Completely changed playing style post 5ht place finish). He has a long history of falling out with talented players both and NUFC, WHU, Southampton

He's a league 1 manager who is only there because he is cheap and does what he is told. Any other club would have sacked him 18 months ago when we went from 5th to almost being relegated, never mind giving him another season of abject failure on top of that.

While I will concede that MA does not help him the squad is rich with international players and we have struggled badly for 18/20 months. This is not a knee jerk response to the early season struggles its much much more

cadete

In fairness it's a great run were on but so so difficult to get excited,
The football is not good, we have been lucky and again the cracks(gaping holes) are covered,
All anyone on this thread wants is a tiny glimmer of hope that we might try to go after a cup, or to build a good team and squad who can challenge for things but that is not and will not happen, our best players will be sold, the manager will continue to bluff it, and talk ****, the owner still won't give a stuff and we are left wondering what will go wrong next....
In the medium term relegation is a certainty,

tastyt

Alright lads, fantasy football time I suppose.

The negative first, who do you think we might flog in January, under value of course??

Secondly, just say you had between 5-10 mill for a player in the premier league. Who could we get realistically for that price that would improve us??

Would we get Robbie Brady for that price, or any hidden gem of a striker or centre back.

On another note, thinking of the summer, how much do ye reckon big Andy is worth these days??

I have a feeling Ricky Lambert might end up with us

martyos121

Reckon we could sign Jedinak for a fair sum. Good player, and would be available for around 3 or 4 million.

The funny thing is that the talent is already there in the youth squad. The likes of Campbell, Armstrong, Aarons, Abeid and Streete will be first team squad members in the future, for sure. Abeid has already done that actually.

Shame we have a manager who doesn't have a clue what to do with them though.

Moneymaker

Nastasic should be our number 1 target imo.

That_Guy

Moneymaker wrote: »

Nastasic should be our number 1 target imo.

There were rumours flying around in the last week of the transfer window that we were looking at him.

A CB has to be priority. It just has to be. We are short in depth but this is certainly the most notable area of concern.

Vurnon San Benito

M5 wrote: »

Pardew is as Symptom of the disease that is Mike Ashley

Hes a Patsy, constantly buttering up MA and throwing the toys out of the pram when pushed on any of his waffle (he did the same a WHU). Dedicating wins to MA (even when they are few and far between), constantly towing the company line even when its completely ridiculous

He's frightfully arrogant, tactically inept (Completely changed playing style post 5ht place finish). He has a long history of falling out with talented players both and NUFC, WHU, Southampton

He's a league 1 manager who is only there because he is cheap and does what he is told. Any other club would have sacked him 18 months ago when we went from 5th to almost being relegated, never mind giving him another season of abject failure on top of that.

While I will concede that MA does not help him the squad is rich with international players and we have struggled badly for 18/20 months. This is not a knee jerk response to the early season struggles its much much more

Couldn't have said it better myself.

M5

At lease one centre half and at least one striker needed IMHO as an absolute minimum

Moneymaker

Nastasic is a must imo.

I'd look at someone like Gayle too. Good little player and he has pace.

Augmerson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGe9OrT53Y

I think about this match sometimes, ****ing epic.

GT_TDI_150

Augmerson wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGe9OrT53Y

I think about this match sometimes, ****ing epic.

Tino!

Seannew1

Gouffran is such a poor footballer, baffling how he's in for Cabella

Seannew1

Need a hell of a lot more from Sammy and Gouffran. Need Sissoko more on the ball too, like to see Cabella and Cisse on soon if things don't improve.

polarbearhead

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Tino!

Some crosses from Gillespie!

M5

Elliot and Williamson look very nervous. Not quite as nervous as I am though seeing those two playing

M5

Ah feck off

M5

Sissoko you absolute fool

Moneymaker

Really Sissoko? Really?

Moneymaker

How is that not a red??? Horrible tackle.

M5

Why exactly did gouffran get back into the side? He has done absolutely nothing in months. Gave away the ball cheaply several times today as usual and also set West ham up for the goal. Pardew no doubt looking to get back to his first choice team inexplicably ignoring form

M5

Jasus! Carroll is taking the mick with his diving

M5

Good save elliot

BArra

Lunacy from sissoko, very dissapointed with him