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  • 10-10-2014 8:48am
    #1
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭


    I'm sitting here in busaras waiting for a bus and one of the infamous pigeons has just shat on someones head. The thing is they haven't noticed. Should I tell them?


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  • #2
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    No,

    Let the feral dogs lick it off


  • #3
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Blast wash it off with your piss.
    They probably won't notice that either.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Nah, just video it and upload it to youtube.

    Make Millions.


  • #5
    joe swanson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭joe swanson


    You should also poop on their head.


  • #6
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    You should wipe it around their head. It will dry into them quicker


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  • #7
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Ring the gardai.


  • #8
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    How would you not notice **** on yer head ?


  • #9
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    How are these pigeons infamous? For their spate of drive by shootings?


  • #10
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,647 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    1) Tell them and buy lotto ticket with this person. 2) ??? 3) Profit


  • #11
    BoJack Horseman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,248 ✭✭✭✭BoJack Horseman


    Leave it there or go into the basement toilets & wash it off with water & skag?

    I'd leave it there.


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  • #12
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    cloud493 wrote: »
    How are these pigeons infamous?

    Because they sh*te on people?


  • #13
    Tipsy McSwagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,068 ✭✭✭Tipsy McSwagger


    thelad95 wrote: »
    I'm sitting here in busaras waiting for a bus and one of the infamous pigeons has just shat on someones head. The thing is they haven't noticed. Should I tell them?

    If you can catch it then yes.


  • #14
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    cloud493 wrote: »
    How are these pigeons infamous?

    Why??
    Think about it.
    Pigeons.... in a bus station.
    Why the f*ck would a pigeon need to get a bus anywhere?
    These are the most laziest, badassed pigeons ever!


  • #15
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    cloud493 wrote: »
    How are these pigeons infamous? For their spate of drive by shootings?

    Drive by s**tings


  • #16
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Drive Fly by s**tings

    fyp


  • #17
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Say nothing. Just walk up to them and give it a wipe with your sleeve while breathing heavily. They're sure to thank you afterwards.


  • #18
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Drive by s**tings

    Ba dum tish.


  • #19
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    fyp

    Your too kind


  • #20
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Why??
    Think about it.
    Pigeons.... in a bus station.
    Why the f*ck would a pigeon need to get a bus anywhere?
    These are the most laziest, badassed pigeons ever!

    They were probaly waiting for the bus for the pigeon house.....


  • #21
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    To bring this thread to a conclusion, I'm now on the bus home while they're still sitting their blissfully ignorant of the excrement on their noggin.


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  • #22
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    And you didn't tell them. Shame on you.


  • #23
    FullblownRose
    Registered Users Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    Fred Dibnah got a scalp infection from wearing a hat he'd dropped into a puddle that a pigeon might have poo'd into. I can't remember what it was called. Evacuate the bus!


  • #24
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,825 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Call them a ****head and walk away. Should be enough of a clue.


  • #25
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭KungPao


    I may be in the minority, but I like pidgeons.


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