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Bride-to-be becomes pregnant after having sex with dwarf stripper on hen night...

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  • #2
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    One hell of a hen night.


  • #3
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,785 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Long story short....

    Always take precautions.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Was this not the story line of Me Myself and Irene?


  • #5
    Seriously?
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭Seriously?


    That's going to be a short marriage. :D

    *I'll get my coat.


  • #6
    Pudsy33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,796 ✭✭✭✭Pudsy33


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Long story short....

    Always take precautions.

    Long story short don't have sex with a stripper on your hen night.


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  • #7
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99




  • #8
    Peist2007
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,257 ✭✭✭Peist2007


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Was this not the story line of Me Myself and Irene?

    Only if the dwarf in Me, Myself & Irene had some crazy time travelling semen


  • #9
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Midget pun


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Peist2007 wrote: »
    Only if the dwarf in Me, Myself & Irene had some crazy time travelling semen

    Explain........


  • #11
    michellie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,691 ✭✭✭michellie


    Dwarf stripper, for when your short on cash.


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  • #12
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    She should have just tossed (off) the dwarf.


  • #13
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    It's a tall tale.


  • #14
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    That's Grimm


  • #15
    logically
    Registered Users Posts: 169 ✭✭logically


    All these puns are totally grown inducing.


  • #16
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    Dwarf given colouring book & crayons in restaurant while out for meal with his fiancée

    http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/dwarf-offered-colouring-book-crayons-4413904


  • #17
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Bit of a tall tale if you ask me.


  • #18
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    He would make a terrible Father IMO, and would struggle to put food on the table


  • #19
    tomthetank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭tomthetank


    This is amazing


  • #20
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    The baby was small consolation.


  • #21
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Hen Night FB updates

    22.15 Feeling Happy!

    04.30 Feeling Sleepy!

    *some months later*

    09.25 Feeling Dopey :(


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  • #22
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Hen Night FB updates

    22.15 Feeling Happy!

    04.30 Feeling Sleepy!

    *some months later*

    09.25 Feeling Dopey :(

    Couple of weeks later....Feeling sick


  • #23
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Looks like 'tis true - the small jockey have the big whip, bah. :cool:


  • #24
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Karl Stein wrote: »
    Bit of a tall tale if you ask me.

    Yup, you really needed to put the "tall" in italics and underline it. I'm sure, even in the context of this thread, nobody would have got it.


  • #25
    mikeym
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,985 ✭✭✭mikeym


    She should marry the stripper.


  • #26
    wingbacknr5
    Registered Users Posts: 123 ✭✭wingbacknr5


    Maybe she was just trying to cheer him up, its well known 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.


  • #27
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    This is bringing the laughs


  • #28
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Macavity. wrote: »
    Yup, you really needed to put the "tall" in italics and underline it. I'm sure, even in the context of this thread, nobody would have got it.

    That's the joke.


  • #29
    ceadaoin.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,365 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    Sinister Kid wrote: »
    Dwarf given colouring book & crayons in restaurant while out for meal with his fiancée

    http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/dwarf-offered-colouring-book-crayons-4413904


    “I have often thought from an early age ‘Who would want to marry me, a dwarf from Wales?’

    :pac:


  • #30
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    You often go along with a normal stripper who blindfolds the woman and then you take his place and pretend it's him that's still dancing.

    I wonder did the crafty little beggar throw it in while she was still blindfolded :pac:


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  • #31
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,177 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Sucks to be that husband!


  • #32
    BlaasForRafa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


    Sounds like she got the short end of the stick


  • #33
    ardmacha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,476 ✭✭✭ardmacha


    Did she wear a snow white dress at the wedding?


  • #34
    Peist2007
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,257 ✭✭✭Peist2007


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Explain........

    I could be wrong but didnt his missus run off with the dwarf after the kids were all grown up? Maybe i'm wrong


  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Peist2007 wrote: »
    I could be wrong but didnt his missus run off with the dwarf after the kids were all grown up? Maybe i'm wrong

    As I remember it she humped the dwarf - had his black midget babies - and he continued to pretend they were his. Something like that. I must watch it again now. I will put it on my to do list..... ah yes 2027 is free.


  • #36
    dlouth15
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭dlouth15


    "Spanish news website Las Cinco del Dia (The Daily Five), which broke the story, said: ‘Neither her closest female friends nor her family knew she had had sex with the dwarf stripper."

    I don't believe that. They must have gnome.


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  • #37
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Trying to work out who got the short end of the stick.


  • #38
    FunLover18
    Registered Users Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Hen Night FB updates

    22.15 Feeling Happy!

    04.30 Feeling Sleepy!

    *some months later*

    09.25 Feeling Dopey :(

    You left out the bit where the husband felt Grumpy when Doc told him the news.


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