Where Have the Tits Gone?

kneemos

Used to be loads of Blue Tits around always mad for nuts.Seem to have vanished completely.
Is there another food source at this time of year or have the neighbours just got nicer nuts?

solomafioso

The Dáil.


oooOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!

Wait, what are we talking about?

131spanner

You've been so busy worrying about the tits, or lack thereof, that you forgot about the pussy. Cat that is.

Slicemeister

I've often seen my load fall all over tits.




Which reminds me I must buy more clothes pegs.

The Hill Billy

* nostalgia *

Gags like this remind me of the puerile 'rag mags' you could buy for 30p back in the 80's.

Thanks for the memories.

Donkey Oaty

The boid is on the wing

But that's absoid.

One eyed Jack

The Hill Billy wrote: »

* nostalgia *

Gags like this remind me of the puerile 'rag mags' you could buy for 30p back in the 80's.

Thanks for the memories mammaries.

I like to keep abreast of titillating juvenile humour too

weisses

More worried about "swallow" tbh

deise08

kneemos wrote: »

Used to be loads of Blue Tits around always mad for nuts.Seem to have vanished completely.
Is there another food source at this time of year or have the neighbours just got nicer nuts?

Thank God
Before opening it I thought 'I hope he's talking about birds.'

ah they'll be around. With the warmer longer Sumner, there's still some food around for them. Don't worry, they'll be back. keep putting the food out. they'll be relying on a reliable, continual source of food for the winter.

skimpydoo

Page 3.

bnt

There were quite a few Great Tits in my garden over the summer. Put a few Fat Balls out there, they'd come flocking in for a quick munch. Loverly.

syklops

No the neighbours dont have nicer nuts. They got a cat instead.

The Backwards Man

They are back at my nuts this last couple of days, too warm before that, plenty of flies for them.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

A vast amount of natural foods available at the moment. They'll be back when the weather turns and it's colder.

BionicRasher

Ah good ol Finbarr Saunders and his double entendres. Love to see the tits out an about in the summer pity it's not all year round.

dr.bollocko

http://i.imgur.com/FekNerK.png

Look at the tits on this!

VandC

not south I hope

Creative Juices

kneemos wrote: »

Used to be loads of Blue Tits around always mad for nuts.Seem to have vanished completely.
Is there another food source at this time of year or have the neighbours just got nicer nuts?

It's only October, there is an abundance of food around still. The blackberries and hazelnuts haven't gone yet.

RobbingBandit

Just for you OP, enjoy...


80085

MistyCheese

Well I can't speak for anyone else but my tits are exactly where I left them. In the cupboard under the sink.

BrokenHero

I'm not even gonna bother reading the OP, I'm sick of this crap.

People close their accounts for their own reasons. Get over it.

Son Of A Vidic

kneemos wrote: »

Is there another food source at this time of year or have the neighbours just got nicer nuts?

Well all I can say is - ♬ My big nuts brings all the tits to the yard....♬:pac:

Cork boy 55

They go moulting at this of year out in countryside
Be back for winter

kneemos

Speak of the devil.

iDave

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