Staying in a hotel

Fr_Dougal

So what's your favourite part of staying in a hotel?

I'm away with work now and I've put all my drink"s down to a colleagues room, he's a bit of a goodies two shoes so I don't feel bad at all. So what do you like most about staying over in a hotel?

KungPao

Pulling back the sheets to discover the horrors that lie beneath.

Shakespeare's Sister

Oh just the general luxury and relaxing feel of it, and the way you don't have to worry about cleaning it (I'm not advocating leaving it like a pigsty), washing towels and sheets etc - love it!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Getting the ride is the best part about nights in a hotel

DoYouEvenLift

Heading home with a new kettle, mirror, duvet, towels, toilet seat, bulbs and batteries.

mackg

Massive luxurious beds and supersoft pillows and bedclothes.

It's so good.

Kevin McCloud

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Heading home with a new kettle, mirror, duvet, towels, toilet seat, bulbs and batteries.

Dont forget the saorview flat screen tele.

Lalealea

Oh the exorbitant prices i cannot afford definitely.

No seriously, enjoy OP I hope you have a great time :-)

free shower gel etc free pillow chocolate

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Getting the ride is the best part about nights in a hotel

But mostly this..in a big bed.

Fr_Dougal

Shakespeare's Sister wrote: »

Oh just the general luxury and relaxing feel of it, and the way you don't have to worry about cleaning it (I'm not advocating leaving it like a pigsty), washing towels and sheets etc - love it!

Ah...I've just filled out the breakfast menu...there's no way they'll deliver that amount of food... I'll post pics if they do...

DoYouEvenLift

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Dont forget the saorview flat screen tele.

Nah they're usually bolted in place and I always forget me feckin screwdriver!

Kevin McCloud

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Nah they're usually bolted in place and I always forget me feckin screwdriver!

Sure a screwdriver is no good for bolts, bring a socket set :pac:

McChubbin

As I don't have a bathtub in my house (just a power shower), I relish a nice long soak in the tub without the risk of a relative hammering on the door telling me to hurry the **** up. Ahh, the joys of only having one bathroom in a 3 person household...
Been a while since I was last in a hotel room but my last holiday was on a cruise ship and we had a lovely man who was assigned to look after our needs and whims regardless of time. Want a fancy-pants gourmet sandwich at 3am? No problem!
He made the beds every night and would regularly delight me by leaving little sculptures made out of towels on the bed- swans, puppies and at one stage, a towel monkey hanging off a hanger!
It was awesome!

How Soon Is Now

Ive stayed in hotels for work related business before and there was something so relaxing about finishing work and heading back by yourself to a nice quite cossy room with a big bed and tv and no one around you.

Muphrys Law

Free shower-curtain!

Lalealea

McChubbin wrote: »

As I don't have a bathtub in my house (just a power shower), I relish a nice long soak in the tub without the risk of a relative hammering on the door telling me to hurry the **** up. Ahh, the joys of only having one bathroom in a 3 person household...
Been a while since I was last in a hotel room but my last holiday was on a cruise ship and we had a lovely man who was assigned to look after our needs and whims regardless of time. Want a fancy-pants gourmet sandwich at 3am? No problem!
He made the beds every night and would regularly delight me by leaving little sculptures made out of towels on the bed- swans, puppies and at one stage, a towel monkey hanging off a hanger!
It was awesome!

Oh yeah i almost forgot sex in big bath tub! :-)

Actually my friend told me about this hotel she stayed in in Japan. And they made a swan and a person out of the towels and put it on her bed.

biko

Someone else makes breakfast, and it's more than cereal and milk.

wexie

TheZohan wrote: »

So what's your favourite part of staying in a hotel?

I'm away with work now and I've put all my drink"s down to a colleagues room, he's a bit of a goodies two shoes so I don't feel bad at all. So what do you like most about staying over in a hotel?

The charm wears off pretty quickly once you get to the stage where you know pretty much what the menu will be like (chicken, pasta, burger, salmon, steak) in advance, once you realise that almost all hotel rooms have pretty much the same layout.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Lalealea wrote: »

Oh yeah i almost forgot sex in big bath tub! :-)

We stayed in this deadly hotel in Galway a few months ago, got the bridal suite and it had a jacuzzi big enough for two people. It was amazing!! Four poster bed, chocolates, wine, fluffy robes.

Stayed in the westbury last year just before Christmas. Amazing too. Checkout at 4pm. Plasma in the toilet. Macaroons left in the room. Most comfortable bed ever! After dinner that night we got one of those dudes that has the bike taxi to spin us around, so much fun. I can't wait to go back this year but well wait closer to Christmas so it's all pretty with lights again.

El Weirdo

Turning the heating up to the last, opening the windows, leaving the lights, TV, radio, and all the taps running all night.

Fuck it, get your money's worth.

scudzilla

TheZohan wrote: »

So what's your favourite part of staying in a hotel?

I'm away with work now and I've put all my drink"s down to a colleagues room, he's a bit of a goodies two shoes so I don't feel bad at all. So what do you like most about staying over in a hotel?

Phone reception and tell them you've just found out you have a very early meeting and you'll need a wake up call st 5am, give your friends room number, don that one a few times

Lalealea

LexieOnRale wrote: »

We stayed in this deadly hotel in Galway a few months ago, got the bridal suite and it had a jacuzzi big enough for two people. It was amazing!! Four poster bed, chocolates, wine, fluffy robes.

Stayed in the westbury last year just before Christmas. Amazing too. Checkout at 4pm. Plasma in the toilet. Macaroons left in the room. Most comfortable bed ever! After dinner that night we got one of those dudes that has the bike taxi to spin us around, so much fun. I can't wait to go back this year but well wait closer to Christmas so it's all pretty with lights again.

Wow!

Actually I remember once the fan in a hotel room. The window was open. And you could hear people outside.

It's the atmosphere more than anything.

I remember he and I paid for a hotel in town. I can't remember the name.

It probably wasn't high class or anything my half was only 70 for the night. It was definitely the atmosphere and talking all night on the bed. And the other stuff on the bed :-D

Lalealea

scudzilla wrote: »

Phone reception and tell them you've just found out you have a very early meeting and you'll need a wake up call st 5am, give your friends room number, don that one a few times

That's awful! :-P

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Yeah it's more fun when it's away. Hotel sex is always better than home sex! Just like its better than home baths, home bed, home breakfast.

Lalealea

LexieOnRale wrote: »

We stayed in this deadly hotel in Galway a few months ago, got the bridal suite and it had a jacuzzi big enough for two people. It was amazing!! Four poster bed, chocolates, wine, fluffy robes.

Stayed in the westbury last year just before Christmas. Amazing too. Checkout at 4pm. Plasma in the toilet. Macaroons left in the room. Most comfortable bed ever! After dinner that night we got one of those dudes that has the bike taxi to spin us around, so much fun. I can't wait to go back this year but well wait closer to Christmas so it's all pretty with lights again.

Just one thing. Forgive me please, but why was there plasma in the toilet?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Lalealea wrote: »

Just one thing. Forgive me please, but why was there plasma in the toilet?

So you could watch it when you were in the bath I guess, I don't know really!



Duh. I seem incapable of writing coherent sentences, a plasma tv in the bathroom

Lalealea

LexieOnRale wrote: »

So you could watch it when you were in the bath I guess, I don't know really!



Duh. I seem incapable of writing coherent sentences, a plasma tv in the bathroom

Oh I get it now. LOL

I thought it was plasma in the toilet .ahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol

Duh you are coherent ....i'm just silly lol

Strumms

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

Ive stayed in hotels for work related business before and there was something so relaxing about finishing work and heading back by yourself to a nice quite cossy room with a big bed and tv and no one around you.

Not forgetting ordering pretty much whatever you want off the menu and not having to pay for or expense it. Also adding a couple of sneaky pints on there.

That aside it usually means if I'm not away with work im on holiday so that whole association is good vibes and more.

Ruu

Make sure you take your complimentary TV at the end of your stay.

KeithM89

Taking a dump in the cistern to surprise the next guest.

BrokenHero

I like to pretend I'm James Bond. Check for listening devices and stuff.

I can bring someone back to my hotel room, and they will never know where I live.......

Kevin McCloud

KeithM89 wrote: »

Taking a dump in the cistern to surprise the next guest.

The Upper decker move is usually not viasable due to the hidden cistern.

Lalealea

bubblypop wrote: »

I can bring someone back to my hotel room, and they will never know where I live.......

This the great fear!

Only for boyfriends! I'm not that kind of girl!

suicide_circus

Hotel sex is durrty

Would hate to see your average hotel room under a blacklight

foggy_lad

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Nah they're usually bolted in place and I always forget me feckin screwdriver!

Ring down to reception they might send up one.

NotASheeple

TheZohan wrote: »

Ah...I've just filled out the breakfast menu...there's no way they'll deliver that amount of food... I'll post pics if they do...

That's my favourite part. Nothing like an oversized breakfast in bed.

Tzardine

I am writing this from a hotel in Bilbao and without a shadow of a doubt, the best thing about staying in a hotel (outside of Ireland) is the ass washer !!

gramar

Tzardine wrote: »

I am writing this from a hotel in Bilbao and without a shadow of a doubt, the best thing about staying in a hotel (outside of Ireland) is the ass washer !!

Bidet jaysus!

The Backwards Man

I love getting to try all the moisturisers and creams and stuff that I would get funny looks at buying at home. A hotel I stay at regularly makes all their own toiletries, one of my favourite things about staying there

Molester Stallone II

bubblypop wrote: »

I can bring someone back to my hotel room, and they will never know where I live.......

Hookers don't care where you live

I've never ordered hotel breakfast in bed or room service
Often you get the unlimited breakfast buffet anyway so no point limiting yourself staying in bed
Beacon hotel had a massive deep bathtub in the room and proper piping hot water.
Hotels are great

Mr.Crinklewood

Setting up the hidden camera.

Teyla Emmagan

The nicest hotel I ever stayed in had a heated toilet seat (as well as a defogging mirror and piped music in the bathroom). I was as sick as a dog that weekend so a lot if time was spent in that bathroom. I still think fondly about the toilet seat.

Mr.Crinklewood

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

The nicest hotel I ever stayed in had a heated toilet seat (as well as a defogging mirror and piped music in the bathroom). I was as sick as a dog that weekend so a lot if time was spent in that bathroom. I still think fondly about the toilet seat.

I've images of a fat Scottish man playing the bag pipes beside you.

He had just used the loo, that's the reason the seat was warm.

The Backwards Man

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

The nicest hotel I ever stayed in had a heated toilet seat (as well as a defogging mirror and piped music in the bathroom). I was as sick as a dog that weekend so a lot if time was spent in that bathroom. I still think fondly about the toilet seat.

I'd be sick too if I had to listen to Georgie Zamfir or whatever you call him every time I went to have a whizz.

whiskeyman

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Hotel sex is always better than home sex! .

My wife doesn't agree.










Perhaps I should invite her along next time.

cml387

It's the only time I ever see breakfast television for some reason.

I quite fancy that Louise Minchin.

Teyla Emmagan

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

I've images of a fat Scottish man playing the bag pipes beside you.

He had just used the loo, that's the reason the seat was warm.

Noooooooo?!!

the_syco

Cup of tae at 6am after a good nights drinking, before going to bed and wondering if I'll bother leaving when I should.

Cupcake_Crisis

Hotel poundy poundy. And not having to cook your own breakfast.

razorblunt

Travelled for years with work, ended up getting some pretty sweet rooms in hotels, nothing better than finishing work, ringing room service and ask them to bring your food around at a certain time, leaving you time to hit the gym, come back shower, stick some slipper socks on and wait for the grub.

A hotel in Paris upon feedback to stop giving me complimentary bottles of wine as I used to only have handluggage would instead get some fancy macaroons and petit fours (sp?) - which was nice.


Favourite guilty pleasure is a room with twin doubles, one for ... eh ... jumping on. the other for sleeping!