What sort of 'personalities' do you fill a cr@p radio station.

gugleguy

Let's start with the declaration that this radio station has 'something for everybody.':rolleyes:
Come on boardsies. What sort of cr@ppie programs would this station have. What would the goon presenters say? What kind of ads would go on it? What would be this stations slogan?

Annasopra

Isnt there a marketing/surveys forum?

The Backwards Man

I'd bring back all the 252 DJs that have sadly disappeared into obscurity, Sandy Beech, Dusty Rhodes, Robin Banks, Rick O'Shea. I wonder what became of them all.

whiskeyman

gugleguy wrote: »

Let's start with the declaration that this radio station has 'something for everybody.':rolleyes:
Come on boardsies. What sort of cr@ppie programs would this station have. What would the goon presenters say? What kind of ads would go on it? What would be this stations slogan?

Are you the MD of 98fm / 104fm and looking for new ideas?

gugleguy

Good suggestion whiskeyman, I'm not but maybe I'd like to be one of those actors employed to ring in as a consultant expert whatever.

gramar

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd bring back all the 252 DJs that have sadly disappeared into obscurity, Sandy Beech, Dusty Rhodes, Robin Banks, Rick O'Shea. I wonder what became of them all.

The last I heard is Sandy Beech is all washed up, Dusty Rhodes went nowhere, Robin Banks is in jail and Rick o'Shea is in a mental home bouncing off the walls.

The Backwards Man

gramar wrote: »

The last I heard is Sandy Beech is all washed up, Dusty Rhodes went nowhere, Robin Banks is in jail and Rick o'Shea is in a mental home bouncing off the walls.

Witty AND pertinent, very good.

weemcd

Whoever that dickhead they have on 2fm in the morning would be a great start. Anyone on cool fm as they are all terrible. That pick Grimshaw from BBC R1, he has a very appropriate name because his show is fūcking GRIM.

L1011

Rick O'Shea is on 2fm, Dusty is trying to push for a DAB launch.

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The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd bring back all the 252 DJs that have sadly disappeared into obscurity, Sandy Beech, Dusty Rhodes, Robin Banks, Rick O'Shea. I wonder what became of them all.

Hopefully given the Romanov treatment.

razorblunt

They should all be allowed fondle themselves on airplanes.

Hi Neil!

kneemos

Just hire everyone on 2FM and have them talk gibberish all day.

gramar

kneemos wrote: »

Just hire everyone on 2FM and have them talk gibberish all day.

...so tell them to keep doing that they're doing then?

cml387

A two hour program in the morning for housewives, with human interest stories, recipes, a weekly survey of supermarket prices.
I have a presenter in mind who lives in Howth.

A daily soap opera set in a hotel.

Absolutely no ex member of any boy band to be let within 1 mile of the studio.

gugleguy

cml387 wrote: »

A daily soap opera set in a hotel.

Pier Palace?

chrysagon

id prefer no talk just music..who cares about the low level IQ thrash they spout out!!

Birneybau

There's always a D.J. for whom every moment is joy, every song is amazing!

kneemos

Birneybau wrote: »

There's always a D.J. for whom every moment is joy, every song is amazing!

All served with a laugh in their voice.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Joe Duffy! Especially if it got him off RTE.

stoneill

You're tuned to Sh1tbag FM 1 oh 9 and the time now is 3:16am.

For all you truck drivers out there, thanks for listening and this is Bachman Turner Overdrive.

gugleguy

For advertising purposes, hand out a one size fits all grotty green t - shirt saying with manky brown

"This T - Shirt gives me authority to shout down
anybody who dares to mention any radio station other than
shyet 1o9

"

weemcd

Forgot to add Hugo Duncan & Stephen Nolan.

Radio djs really are cretins. One in ten is tolerable

gugleguy

nearly forgot about the Roadcaster vehicle.

This is a dirty, 1990's Leyland Doubledecker.

superglue

Niall Boylan all day long.

Grim.

WILL NEVER LOG OFF

does anyone else suspect Ruth Scott has no time for that Paddy fella, at all?

Ruth Scott is great, very naturally funny.

gugleguy

I think that 2FM's frequency should be taken over, so you tune into this schtinker instead.:)

chrysagon

id rather listen to re-runs of the angelus than to some of the DJs on radio

Sh1tbag OToole

stoneill wrote: »

You're tuned to Sh1tbag FM 1 oh 9 and the time now is 3:16am.

For all you truck drivers out there, thanks for listening and this is Bachman Turner Overdrive.

I have my own radio station now?

RayCon

I dont listen to music Radio stations at all ... but was stuck in a doctor's waiting room yesterday and subjected to that bloke from westlife's show on 2FM for about 45mins.

JESUS ****IN CHRIST.

PizzamanIRL

Someone that can talk ****e for a few mins in between songs and the half hourly news updates.

gugleguy

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

I have my own radio station now?

So.....nominate your dj's . And chat show hosts.......why not boardsies that annoy you.
except me.:P....shouldn't be that difficult. Pirate stations found leccy power easily enough..

KungPao

All I know is we need more phoney American accents on our airwaves.

Sh1tbag OToole

gugleguy wrote: »

So.....nominate your dj's . And chat show hosts.......why not boardsies that annoy you.
except me.:P....shouldn't be that difficult. Pirate stations found leccy power easily enough..

DJ's would be hard to pick out of the boardsies on here, because I don't know who has an American twang on them and who doesn't. There has to be some sort of algorithm you can run on a voice sample to check for Americanness

For chat show I would say: Wibbs, The Backwards Man and bluewolf.

Cupcake_Crisis would be my newsreader

gugleguy

What kind of boardsie would call in. .. let me see..

Srameen...nobody has any backbone anymore. we're now all sissies.

Dudara.... If it breaks on us it's our fault. Tough luck.

kneemos

RayCon wrote: »

I dont listen to music Radio stations at all ... but was stuck in a doctor's waiting room yesterday and subjected to that bloke from westlife's show on 2FM for about 45mins.

JESUS ****IN CHRIST.

Just came across him(so to speak) and have been informed it's a bank holiday weekend three times in about two minutes?
Why do they all have to constantly inform people when the weekend,bank
holiday,Christmas is here???

He's still doing it!

ToddyDoody

How about one set-up in the west of Ireland where every presenter had a strong English accent

gugleguy

There needs to be a website for this station. Lots of junk to download.
How about ,'rock band manager,' software only this is the game 'rockstar ate my hamster ' as sold for the zx spectrum repackaged.

Mr E is the site admin.