Ever wondered what brought people to your profile?

smash

People probably visit mine because I've pissed them off in a post

Buona Fortuna

Sclosages wrote: »

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Amalgam
Chickentown
fima
FreudianSlippers
MadDogGreener
monkey8
rosiem
tatranska
westernfrenzy
Yeah_Right

:cool:

Not a clue who any of them are.

Chickentown is a brilliant name - evidently

--LOS--

Sclosages wrote: »

Trying to get the last batch of cupcakes into an edible state for the school cake sale. :eek:

I hope you're dying your hair later :P

Cupcake_Crisis

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

So it all started in Tallaght!!

And that's where it shall end.

How Soon Is Now

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

And that's where it shall end.

All of this going on down the road from me who would of known :pac:

Fizzlesque

Packrat wrote: »

Simon Templar is on my page as well as half the people who posted lists already. Now I'm not going to give him the soot of visiting his page, but who the fcuk is this stalker? Does he have anything better to do than visiting empty profile pages with NO personal info on them, or just stalking past posts for ammo?

I've never even seen 1 post he's made....

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Her's on mine too. Move along, nothing to see there Simon

He's on mine too. Will the real Simon Templar please stand up....and tell us your news.

Rubberlegs

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:
73Cat
Davofla
DoozerT6
galvo_clare
loopylulu
notWanted
roro1990
SimonTemplar
Smartguy
trishawisha

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT!

That's fat fingers on poxy phone syndrome:D.
Always clicking into people's profiles. That and almost reporting posts:'(

Cupcake_Crisis

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

All of this going on down the road from me who would of known :pac:

All this and no one ever even visits my page.

Buona Fortuna

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

All this and no one ever even visits my page.

They will now

Sclosages

Fizzlesque wrote: »

He's on mine too. Will the real Simon Templar please stand up....and tell us your news.

Why didn't he stalk me I wonder? Not like me to slip under the radar! Hey Simon!

Pwindedd

Would be much handier if clicking thread title took you automatically to first unread post no?

Buona Fortuna

Pwindedd wrote: »

Would be much handier if clicking thread title took you automatically to first unread post no?

Hey, this isn't the place for good ideas

Eutow

This Simon fella gets around. He's on mine as well. Could have been from ages ago though.

Cupcake_Crisis

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

They will now

Pity visits are better than no visits!

--LOS--

Pwindedd wrote: »

Would be much handier if clicking thread title took you automatically to first unread post no?

It does on the phone, otherwise just click the arrow left of the title, that's what it's for!

melekalikimaka

theres usually a spike in visitors when i get banned

LizT

Invisible mode is a great thing

Beaner1

I use it sometimes to try and find some revealing personal details of landlords that post on the accomodation forum so I can build up a profile on them to report to revenue.

westernfrenzy

I like using invisible mode every so often

CaptainInsano

The last 8 visitor(s) to this page were:
amkin25 BetterThanThou ButtersSuki end of the road lokii lucozader Rips SimonTemplar

Simon strikes again. Should we be scared?

_Whimsical_

I generally look at other peoples profiles if they've said something interesting. If it's in one of the techy type forums I'll look at their previous posts on the subject to see if I should follow their advice, well mostly I just look at the post count in that forum,if it's high I'll decide they must know what they're talking about.
On AH I look before I leap to see if it's worth replying to someone's post or if they're the kind of person who'll turn any engagement into a running battle.

I don't think I've stalked anyone...yet. One day one of you might prove worthy ¬_¬

Anyway I presume people look at my profile for the same reasons too so I fear them not! I'm also pretty sure I'm not stalk worthy alas!

osarusan

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

buffalo909
CaraMay
Karmella
Not that one
old hippy
Rgb.ie
segaBOY
SimonTemplar
themusicman
thoughtful in munster

SimonTemplar strikes again!

None of the others really ring a bell, except old hippy who's been banned for a few months - so obviously very few people have checked my profile since then.

0byme75341jo28

SimonTemplar must do nothing but view other people's profiles..

_Whimsical_

No love from SimonTemplar for me.
What am I doing wrong Simon?

Mine are
coal14
con71
jspuds
Juicyfruit
Mike2k
roast
southern red
Srameen
Thor
Tim76

Mountainsandh

I got Simon

Prince of Cumberland, i just fat fingered you (not kinky I'm afraid) I'm on Ipad now, little arrow is just as hard to get. Maybe I should let the nails grow, do nails "touch" screen ?

TheBeardedLady

CaptainInsano wrote: »

The last 8 visitor(s) to this page were:
amkin25 BetterThanThou ButtersSuki end of the road lokii lucozader Rips SimonTemplar

Simon strikes again. Should we be scared?

Has SimonTemplar been on EVERYONE'S profile?

toastedpickles

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

Has SimonTemplar been on EVERYONE'S profile?

Not mine!

Most people on mine well....I've no idea why really

marco_polo

I have the Simon gene too

bangkok Bpmull cant touchthis Kippure lovelyoner paddyg91 rhonin Ronan14 SimonTemplar Worztron+

kissmequick

Mine are: cgh+, empacher, gonein20secs+, Hammer Archer, happywithlife, MyNameIsMethos, SimonTemplar, Timmyctc, westdublin, and last but by no means least, writer_lady170+. And, I have actually met 2 out of those 10. So I don't just live in da pooter! :eek: Think was at same thing as a third person too at some stage. The name empacher is cool so I might just go for a nosey.

Sam Kade

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

When im on mine do notice new people that have ''Visited'' me recently and i do think jesus most of these ive never spoken to or really noticed on here!.

Ever wonder what has people on your profile or what there looking for? Id actually love to know :pac:

They are after your identity
Who the fcuk cares?

0byme75341jo28

Mountainsandh wrote: »

I got Simon

Prince of Cumberland, i just fat fingered you (not kinky I'm afraid) I'm on Ipad now, little arrow is just as hard to get. Maybe I should let the nails grow, do nails "touch" screen ?

Aww, got me all excited, I'd like a fingering.. </3

LeBash

Auld Simon is a CIA informant. Anyone he has visited has said something they dont like.

He missed the training on profiling and took the word literally

partyatmygaff

Nearly 6000 profile views and I only vaguely recognise one of the usernames. Sometimes it makes sense (i.e. people I know in "real life") but aside from that, no idea why.

CaptainInsano

Legend has it that Simon was created by a mix up when they were programming Boards and slowly became self aware and spends his days wandering from profile to profile in an attempt to learn how to be human.

Shakespeare's Sister

I have the profile viewing thing blocked on mine, so if anyone who posts in visible mode views my profile, they won't show unless they're mods/on my friends list.

foxtrot101

The only time I ever end up in someone else's profile is if I press their username instead of "<" while trying to get to the last post in a thread. Hate when that happens.

Tar.Aldarion

I'm lesbian clickbait for 21 thousand people it seems. Come and get it

Irish Stones

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

When im on mine do notice new people that have ''Visited'' me recently and i do think jesus most of these ive never spoken to or really noticed on here!.

Where do you see this info?

sbsquarepants

Bar literally 3 or 4 exceptions who have piqued my interest for whatever reason, every profile I've arrived at is because I've sloppily clicked their name rather than the little triangle to bring me to the last post in the thread!
I'm extremely un-nosy (is that a word?) by nature.

sbsquarepants

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I'm lesbian clickbait for 21 thousand people it seems. Come and get it

I could easily be a few hundred of those!:D

Zombienosh

There are a lot of fat fingered users it appears.

Lalealea

It's usually because they visited mine I am curious about people who are interested in me. I can't resist lol.

Kimbot

1040 Visits, from what I remember I was only on about 800 yesterday :O Yis are all dirty pervs :P