Man chops off his own manhood

cloud493 · 24-10-2014 9:07am

The thought of cutting my penis off sends shivers down my spine :eek:

Mackas_view · 24-10-2014 9:11am

K4t wrote: »

I've considered doing it myself recently but not for the same reasons. Obviously it's something you'd regret immediately but sometimes our thoughts can overwhelm us. He probably needs some counselling.

Yeah probably does alright. ðŸ˜

Beano · 24-10-2014 9:16am

Larianne wrote: »

I was watching a programme today where they were discussing penis sizes, what the average size is etc.

The doctor was saying how when guys get glimpses of other men's penises/penii(?) say when at the urinals, that looking at them sideways looks bigger than looking down at it from above.
The doctor said the average size is 5-6 inches, and added that anything over 3 inches is normal.

She also stated that men were way more hung up about the size of the penis than women were.

The guy who cut off his penis was probably shíte at foreplay and had nothing to do with the penis size. What a stupid thing to do!!

3 inches? thats pathetic not normal.

rozeboosje · 24-10-2014 9:18am

McChubbin wrote: »

Ouch.
This story reminds me of that "Amazing Athiest" guy that used to rant on Youtube a few years back. If I remember correctly, he suffered from a genetic quirk known as a microphallus and one day ended up so frustrated he boiled a kettle and poured the contents all over his genitals.
Yeesh. As odious as the guy came across in his videos, I do feel sorry that he was so troubled he had to resort to harming himself like that.

No, sorry. The guy stuck a banana up his arse alright but he never boiled his genitals.

lertsnim · 24-10-2014 9:23am

Beano wrote: »

3 inches? thats pathetic not normal.

So you prefer to take a bigger dick. That doesn't necessarily mean it's true for all women/homosexuals

Beano · 24-10-2014 9:26am

lertsnim wrote: »

So you prefer to take a bigger dick. That doesn't necessarily mean it's true for all women/homosexuals

eh, i'm not a woman

smash · 24-10-2014 9:35am

Beano wrote: »

eh, i'm not a woman

That leaves only one other option then :pac:

Molester Stallone II · 24-10-2014 9:35am

Beano wrote: »

eh, i'm not a woman

2nd option then perhaps?

Beano · 24-10-2014 10:26am

Molester Stallone II wrote: »

2nd option then perhaps?

Or perhaps my opinion is not related to what i want to do with them. Oh sorry this is AH so all opinions must have an agenda

Reoil · 24-10-2014 10:37am

MonsterCookie wrote: »

Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade.

Single swipe?!

Shakespeare's Sister · 24-10-2014 10:53am

It's pretty amazing the ridicule and even blame towards him (for not being good in bed - maybe she was crap in bed too?) even though he obviously had severe mental issues to cut his own penis off. Most of this is coming from fellow men too.

BrokenHero · 24-10-2014 10:54am

I blame his mother.

How could she know that her son's penis was small and yet not do what any good mother should.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285824/Mother-drowns-son-bath-thought-small-penis-ruin-life.html

smash · 24-10-2014 10:59am

Beano wrote: »

Or perhaps my opinion is not related to what i want to do with them. Oh sorry this is AH so all opinions must have an agenda

Pretty low calling it pathetic though considering it's not something anyone with such a condition can change. The psychological affects can be drastic as shown by the story the OP posted. Your reply (even though it is AH) is pretty horrible and it just validates the insecurities that these people have.

Shakespeare's Sister · 24-10-2014 11:13am

smash wrote: »

Pretty low calling it pathetic though considering it's not something anyone with such a condition can change. The psychological affects can be drastic as shown by the story the OP posted. Your reply (even though it is AH) is pretty horrible and it just validates the insecurities that these people have.

I know. The way they said "pathetic" - I had to re-read it as it seemed like something the person actually has control over.
People are saying the guy was an eejit to cut it off rather than improving his bedroom skills. Seeing as he obviously has psychological issues, that's pretty irrelevant and unhelpful (and puts the expectation of doing all the work on him, even though the woman had a role to play also) and it continues to put the blame on him.

Beano · 24-10-2014 12:14pm

smash wrote: »

Pretty low calling it pathetic though considering it's not something anyone with such a condition can change. The psychological affects can be drastic as shown by the story the OP posted. Your reply (even though it is AH) is pretty horrible and it just validates the insecurities that these people have.

If they have insecurities they are based on the fact that they have a small dick. I dont think they need anybody else to confirm or validate that for them. My original post was in reply to somebody that said that a 3 inch dick was a normal size. It isnt. Its a medical condition.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php

smash · 24-10-2014 12:20pm

Beano wrote: »

If they have insecurities they are based on the fact that they have a small dick. I dont think they need anybody else to confirm or validate that for them. My original post was in reply to somebody that said that a 3 inch dick was a normal size. It isnt. Its a medical condition.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php

The original quote was "The doctor said the average size is 5-6 inches, and added that anything over 3 inches is normal". Which is true according to medical terms. Below that is described as a micropenis which is a condition.

And yea, their insecurities are based around them having a small dick, but only because people like you ridicule them. Because for most of these people it is in fact considered normal in the medical sense. I just find it a very immature attitude to be honest. It's like teenage girls slagging each other for not having boobs yet. But the difference is that boobs can eventually grow and realistically they're not important to sex the way a penis is. If an adult male has a small one, there's not a whole lot that can be done about it. I feel sorry for those kind of lads and I wouldn't ever slag them about it.

Beano · 24-10-2014 12:23pm

smash wrote: »

The original quote was "The doctor said the average size is 5-6 inches, and added that anything over 3 inches is normal". Which is true according to medical terms. Below that is described as a micropenis which is a condition.

And yea, their insecurities are based around them having a small dick, but only because people like you ridicule them. Because for most of these people it is in fact considered normal in the medical sense. I just find it a very immature attitude to be honest. It's like teenage girls slagging each other for not having boobs yet. But the difference is that boobs can eventually grow and realistically they're not important to sex the way a penis is. If an adult male has a small one, there's not a whole lot that can be done about it. I feel sorry for those kind of lads and I wouldn't ever slag them about it.

You do realise this is AH and not Personal Issues right?

smash · 24-10-2014 12:27pm

Beano wrote: »

You do realise this is AH and not Personal Issues right?

I know. The point is that you wouldn't look at say someone with a birthmark on their face and laugh or say their face was pathetic would you?

Beano · 24-10-2014 12:30pm

smash wrote: »

I know. The point is that you wouldn't look at say someone with a birthmark on their face and laugh or say their face was pathetic would you?

I wasnt speaking to somebodies face. I was writing on an anonymous message board. In a forum that is not noted for being, shall we say, delicate. If what i said offends you then perhaps AH is not for you.

RoboRat · 24-10-2014 12:30pm

His ex was probably just a massive cunt

in more ways than one.

Beano · 24-10-2014 12:31pm

RoboRat wrote: »

His ex was probably just a massive cunt

in more ways than one.

Like the bridesmaid in The Godfather.

Grayson · 24-10-2014 12:35pm

Shakespeare's Sister wrote: »

It's pretty amazing the ridicule and even blame towards him (for not being good in bed - maybe she was crap in bed too?) even though he obviously had severe mental issues to cut his own penis off. Most of this is coming from fellow men too.

they are very cutting remarks.

I couldn't help it. And don't judge me based on my font size. I can type just as well as a man with a bigger font

smash · 24-10-2014 12:53pm

Beano wrote: »

I wasnt speaking to somebodies face. I was writing on an anonymous message board. In a forum that is not noted for being, shall we say, delicate. If what i said offends you then perhaps AH is not for you.

I know what AH is about. I have almost 4 times the amount of posts in AH than you have through the entire site. My point is that anonymous or not, it's low to say it's pathetic when it's something that the guy has no control over and can't be changed.

gerrybbadd · 24-10-2014 12:56pm

MonsterCookie wrote: »

Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade."

Jays, I hope it wasn't the Gilette Fusion he went at it with!

Beano · 24-10-2014 12:57pm

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Jays, I hope it wasn't the Gilette Fusion he went at it with!

how could it be, we're all still waiting for them.

Beano · 24-10-2014 1:02pm

smash wrote: »

I know what AH is about. I have almost 4 times the amount of posts in AH than you have through the entire site.

You are not your post count.

smash wrote: »

My point is that anonymous or not, it's low to say it's pathetic when it's something that the guy has no control over and can't be changed.

And it can be changed.

smash · 24-10-2014 1:09pm

Beano wrote: »

And it can be changed.

Not safely, or to any point where it would be considered average.

DeadHand · 24-10-2014 1:10pm

Look guys, the moral of the story is don't get hung up on the size of your equipment. Women, mostly, couldn't care less.

Don't make sex entirely peniscentric. God gave you hands, fingers, a tongue and a mind for more than their most obvious functions.

Remember too, a self-mutilation isn't just for christmas- it's for life.

Until next time... Look after yourselves... And each other.

Goodnight.

Beano · 24-10-2014 1:11pm

smash wrote: »

Not safely, or to any point where it would be considered average.

Improved then. and pretty safely. They just cut the ligament at the base of the shaft.

smash · 24-10-2014 1:15pm

Beano wrote: »

Improved then. and pretty safely. They just cut the ligament at the base of the shaft.

Which gives a slightly larger flaccid look and has no bearing on the erect state. Anyway, it's a different topic not suited to AH so it doesn't matter.

rozeboosje · 24-10-2014 1:22pm

smash wrote: »

not suited to AH

:eek: there is stuff that is not suited to AH?

One eyed Jack · 24-10-2014 1:22pm

RoboRat wrote: »

His ex was probably just a massive cunt

in more ways than one.

What his ex was, or wasn't, and no matter what size her vagina is, they're completely irrelevant to the story. The guy cut off his own penis of his own volition. His ex neither forced him nor asked him to do it, and we don't know if she had tried to help him with his issues with his penis, maybe for her it wasn't his penis at all, but the fact he was too focussed on it during sex was off-putting for her which meant she couldn't enjoy sex either.

It'd frustrate the hell out of me anyway if a person were obsessive about one particular part of their body, and wanted me to be obsessed about it too. There's only so much anyone can take before they'd break up with someone like that. The fact he cut off his penis afterwards? Nothing to do with his ex.

Beano · 24-10-2014 1:23pm

smash wrote: »

Which gives a slightly larger flaccid look and has no bearing on the erect state. .

Well you're wrong on that but dont let that stop you eh?

DiegoCosta · 24-10-2014 1:33pm

Beano wrote: »

Improved then. and pretty safely. They just cut the ligament at the base of the shaft.

Jelqing can increase it's size.

Peist2007 · 24-10-2014 1:39pm

We'd all be collecting money and pouring buckets of water over our heads on facebook if the genders were reversed and some girl mutilated her fanny due to being told she was a sack of spuds in bed by her lover. No one would be laughing at her

One eyed Jack · 24-10-2014 1:44pm

Peist2007 wrote: »

We'd all be collecting money and pouring buckets of water over our heads on facebook if the genders were reversed and some girl mutilated her fanny due to being told she was a sack of spuds in bed by her lover. No one would be laughing at her

Tell you what, you start with the ice bucket thing or whatever, and I'll join in behind you.

No? You don't actually care at all? So it was just nonsense talk then? I thought as much.

DiegoCosta · 24-10-2014 1:45pm

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Tell you what, you start with the ice bucket thing or whatever, and I'll join in behind you.

No? You don't actually care at all? So it was just nonsense talk then? I thought as much.

When did he say he cared? He's pointing out the sexism in our society which is a valid point.

Peist2007 · 24-10-2014 1:49pm

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Tell you what, you start with the ice bucket thing or whatever, and I'll join in behind you.

No? You don't actually care at all? So it was just nonsense talk then? I thought as much.

How was it nonsense talk you complete muppet? I was making a point that i see another poster has outlined for you. Keep up good ladeen

One eyed Jack · 24-10-2014 1:53pm

DiegoCosta wrote: »

When did he say he cared? He's pointing out the sexism in our society which is a valid point.

In what society? This incident happened in Macedonia first of all, not in Ireland.

Second, it's not a valid point because he had to make it up. What happened in the OP actually happened, the bit about the girl, he had to make that up.

So the only one being sexist here, is him, spotting sexism where there is none.

That "reverse the genders" crap needs to go the same way as other nonsense phrases around here.

Captain Chaos · 24-10-2014 1:54pm

One eyed Jack wrote: »

In what society? This incident happened in Macedonia first of all, not in Ireland.

Second, it's not a valid point because he had to make it up. What happened in the OP actually happened, the bit about the girl, he had to make that up.

So the only one being sexist here, is him, spotting sexism where there is none.

That "reverse the genders" crap needs to go the same way as other nonsense phrases around here.

Still missing the point.

Peist2007 · 24-10-2014 1:56pm

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Still missing the point.

Holy crap that was the most clear example of someone missing the point i think i have seen here. And to be so certain of it too. Hilarious!

Peist2007 · 24-10-2014 1:57pm

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Second, it's not a valid point because he had to make it up.

So are you saying that using an analogy is invalid in all cases? LOL

One eyed Jack · 24-10-2014 2:00pm

Peist2007 wrote: »

How was it nonsense talk you complete muppet? I was making a point that i see another poster has outlined for you. Keep up good ladeen

Well you're easily upset! Don't go getting any ideas now...

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Still missing the point.

How have I missed the point? One incident actually happened, the other they had to make up, there was no comparison between the two and in order to make their point, the poster had to go making stuff up that was no reflection on reality. They mutilated their own point.

One eyed Jack · 24-10-2014 2:02pm

Peist2007 wrote: »

So are you saying that using an analogy is invalid in all cases? LOL

Analogies can be useful in explaining concepts, not very useful in drawing comparisons.

realdanbreen · 24-10-2014 2:02pm

Larianne wrote: »

I was watching a programme today where they were discussing penis sizes, what the average size is etc.

The doctor said the average size is 5-6 inches, and added that anything over 3 inches is normal.

!

Is that 5 to 6" erect or on 'standby' so to speak?

Peist2007 · 24-10-2014 2:05pm

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Well you're easily upset! Don't go getting any ideas now...

How have I missed the point? One incident actually happened, the other they had to make up, there was no comparison between the two and in order to make their point, the poster had to go making stuff up that was no reflection on reality. They mutilated their own point.

You're actually too stupid to even try to explain this to. As you were :rolleyes:

DiegoCosta · 24-10-2014 2:06pm

One eyed Jack wrote: »

In what society? This incident happened in Macedonia first of all, not in Ireland.

Second, it's not a valid point because he had to make it up. What happened in the OP actually happened, the bit about the girl, he had to make that up.

So the only one being sexist here, is him, spotting sexism where there is none.

That "reverse the genders" crap needs to go the same way as other nonsense phrases around here.

In our society for one, mutilation of a man's genitals is comedy whereas mutilation of a woman's is tragic which it is.

guitarzero · 24-10-2014 2:08pm

Tina Turner on seeing Mick Jaggers small penis "Who you gonna pleasure with that??" Mick Jagger "Myself!".

smash · 24-10-2014 2:08pm

Beano wrote: »

Well you're wrong on that but dont let that stop you eh?

"The most common procedure is to cut the ligament that connects the penis to the pelvic bone. This allows a little more of the shaft -- on average less than an inch -- to become visible outside the body. It's not really lengthening the penis so much as revealing more of what's usually hidden."
http://www.m.webmd.com/men/guide/penis-enlargement-does-it-work

One eyed Jack · 24-10-2014 2:08pm

Peist2007 wrote: »

You're actually too stupid to even try to explain this to. As you were :rolleyes:

I'm too stupid, because you can't explain what you mean?

Well that's a reversal of responsibility.

Man chops off his own manhood

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