Masterchef UK - The Professionals

HeidiHeidi

Ah, I discovered I missed some posts. you weren't as quiet as I though you were!

What a first round! Worst they could come up with was moaning mildly about lack of flavour in two of the dishes... and the stray peanuts. No raw meat/fish, no wildly disgusting flavours, no most-of-the-dish-left-off-the-plate incidents.

Looking forward to the next bits. Hope they have a proper, decent skills test this time

keps

I presume tonight is the critics etc night?

HeidiHeidi

keps wrote: »

I presume tonight is the critics etc night?

Yep. Boo!

I want those canapés, NOW!!!

(although am I the only person in the world who just doesn't "get" figs?)

HeidiHeidi

Christ, how can someone be that nervous without actually keeling over from a heart attack :eek:

HeidiHeidi

Aaaargh, would they ever stop calling blinis "bellinis" :mad:

(including Greg, who REALLY should know better!)

keps

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Ah, I discovered I missed some posts. you weren't as quiet as I though you were!



Looking forward to the next bits. Hope they have a proper, decent skills test this time

Oh I see ---- you are watching last night's programme

HeidiHeidi

keps wrote: »

Oh I see ---- you are watching last night's programme

Yep, sorry, playing frantic catch-up before tonight's

HeidiHeidi

Oh ho ho, I think Richard is this week's white-haired boy

HeidiHeidi

Right, am all up to date now.

Richard and Luciana (??? Brazilian girl) for the win tonight! How many go through out of the six? Can't believe I can't remember......

keps

I think it's only 2 -and I'd agree with your 2 choices

keps

Well that is Toby set up for an early water bath:) i.e Exit

HeidiHeidi

Awww, jaysus, this is driving me mad now......

Luciana isn't from Love Actually.... but what film was it??? Looked up Colin Firth's IMDB, but can't spot it. Brain isn't firing on all cylinders tonight at all!

(sorry for completely O/T )

Back on topic - seriously good cooks here tonight!

grey_so_what

I'm on behind 5 minutes or so....

I love the scraps test....Ugh, makes me feel ill looking at half the goo.....

grey_so_what

Sam is going to do well I think...

grey_so_what

Ah, this poor lad with the shakes, I really like him, I hope he does well...

keps

Luciana'a was a bit too simple ok

keps

Sam and Toby to go at this stage
Do 2 go now?

HeidiHeidi

Ah here.... not used any of the scraps at all???

AND he made a balls of it.

Disaster, Toby :mad:

grey_so_what

Would chicken hearts not be full of grizzle?

keps

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Ah here.... not used any of the scraps at all???

AND he made a balls of it.

Disaster, Toby :mad:

no it was Luciana who made a ball of it

grey_so_what

Can't see how Toby made it through at all....

HeidiHeidi

keps wrote: »

no it was Luciana who made a ball of it

Ba-dum-tish

Hurray, Luciana lives to cook another day. She won't make that mistake again I reckon!

keps

keps wrote: »

Sam and Toby to go at this stage
Do 2 go now?

Just hand me the money:D

HeidiHeidi

Did someone's salmon cooked in a water bath not go down like a lead balloon in some previous week? Was all sloppy and slimy?

grey_so_what

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Did someone's salmon cooked in a water bath not go down like a lead balloon in some previous week? Was all sloppy and slimy?

Yeah, the critic with the greasy hair hated it...

grey_so_what

Not a bitter choc fan at all.....

HeidiHeidi

grey_so_what wrote: »

Not a bitter choc fan at all.....

Oh the bitterer the better in my book!

Milk you can keep.

grey_so_what

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Oh the bitterer the better in my book!

Milk you can keep.

Lol HH, could you imagine us picking out two meals??....:D:D:D

keps

The 4 chefs this evening seem to be of on overall higher standard than in previous weeks.

So the 2 going out could count themselves unlucky to be in such good company

grey_so_what

I don't like the duck with the flower....

Looks a bit odd..